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> [Maybe it's the hair. Maybe it's the teeth. Maybe it's the intellect. No, it's the hair.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-shales/maybe-it-s-the-hair-maybe-it-s-the-teeth-maybe-it-s-the-intellect-no/)

[Tom Shales](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-shales/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e34/tom-shales-12468_hair_maybe-it-s-the-hair-maybe-it-s-the-teeth_83646.png)

> [“Hell if I know. I’m twenty-six, single, just signed a year lease on an apartment…” She touched her eyebrows with her fingertips. “Damn, why did I move back here?” “Sorry.” I grimaced. “The job market isn’t as bad as it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicole-castro/hell-if-i-know-i-m-twenty-six-single-just-signed-a-year-lease-on-an/)

[Nicole Castro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicole-castro/)

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