--- title: "6 Maybe Drunk Quotes by 5 authors" description: "Browse 6 Maybe Drunk quotes by 5 authors. Discover the best Maybe Drunk sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f9b/carlton-mellick-iii-27251_ability_maybe-i-m-drunk-right-now-even-though-i_52942.jpg" --- > [Maybe I’m drunk right now, even though I don’t remember drinking anything. When I’m drunk, I say things without thinking. Drinking numbs…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carlton-mellick-iii/maybe-i-m-drunk-right-now-even-though-i-don-t-remember-drinking/) [Carlton Mellick III](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carlton-mellick-iii/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f9b/carlton-mellick-iii-27251_ability_maybe-i-m-drunk-right-now-even-though-i_52942.jpg) > [Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/maybe-she-was-drunk-the-woman-never-could-drink-one-little-sniff-of/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/52f/anonymous-1_blonde_maybe-she-was-drunk-the-woman-never-coul_280539.jpg) > [“Straining? Straineded? Stained? Shit, maybe I am too drunk ... “Jojo,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stylo-fantome/straining-straineded-stained-shit-maybe-i-am-too-drunk-jojo/) [Stylo Fantome](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stylo-fantome/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/56a/stylo-fantome-74072_drunk_straining-straineded-stained-shit-maybe_577096.jpg) > [“Maybe he was too drunk to hear me when I told him to stop. Maybe I didn’t say it loudly enough. Maybe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-hatvany/maybe-he-was-too-drunk-to-hear-me-when-i-told-him-to-stop-maybe-i/) [Amy Hatvany](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-hatvany/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a1b/amy-hatvany-39102_book-club-fiction_maybe-he-was-too-drunk-to-hear-me-when-i_639823.jpg) > [“He took himself off to bed. He wasn’t going to sit there and wait for an answer like he had sent e-mail…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-archer-jones/he-took-himself-off-to-bed-he-wasn-t-going-to-sit-there-and-wait-for/) [Scott Archer Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-archer-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c30/scott-archer-jones-54280_jupiter-and-gilgames_he-took-himself-off-to-bed-he-wasn-t-goi_1335830.jpg) > [Maybe we should all get DRUNK and tell each other things we're to afraid to say SOBER](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/maybe-we-should-all-get-drunk-and-tell-each-other-things-we-re-to/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2f8/anonymous-1_drunk_maybe-we-should-all-get-drunk-and-tell-e_2340456.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/maybe-drunk/#itemlist", "name": "Maybe Drunk Quotes", "numberOfItems": 6, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Maybe I’m drunk right now, even though I don’t remember drinking anything. 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