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title: "12 Masturbate Quotes By Nikhil Saluja"
description: "12 Masturbate quotes by Nikhil Saluja. Plus more from Nikhil Saluja and more Masturbate sayings from other authors."
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> [It's really so hard to talk with girls after you masturbate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/it-s-really-so-hard-to-talk-with-girls-after-you-masturbate/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a8/nikhil-saluja-26_being-cool_it-s-really-so-hard-to-talk-with-girls-a_2467469.jpg)

> [When life gets too stressful...Masturbate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/when-life-gets-too-stressful-masturbate/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/03e/nikhil-saluja-26_life_when-life-gets-too-stressful-masturbate_2617251.jpg)

> [When everything fails, masturbate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/when-everything-fails-masturbate/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/723/nikhil-saluja-26_being-cool_when-everything-fails-masturbate-952319_952319.jpg)

> [I masturbate to a microwave timer just for the excitement of a buzzer beater.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-masturbate-to-a-microwave-timer-just-for-the-excitement-of-a-buzzer/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/240/nikhil-saluja-26_quote_i-masturbate-to-a-microwave-timer-just-f_1449866.jpg)

> [Choosing not to masturbate is like owning a playground but never playing on it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/choosing-not-to-masturbate-is-like-owning-a-playground-but-never/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f8d/nikhil-saluja-26_masturbate_choosing-not-to-masturbate-is-like-ownin_2394661.jpg)

> [I'm pretty sure my grandmom watches over me whenever I masturbate. The sound of that walker is so unbearable.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-m-pretty-sure-my-grandmom-watches-over-me-whenever-i-masturbate-the/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1fb/nikhil-saluja-26_facebook_i-m-pretty-sure-my-grandmom-watches-over_729902.jpg)

> [Youre probably doing something wrong if you have to give a press conference every time you masturbate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/youre-probably-doing-something-wrong-if-you-have-to-give-a-press/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cec/nikhil-saluja-26_masturbate_youre-probably-doing-something-wrong-if_2805744.jpg)

> [Never masturbate to a fantasy involving anyone you might actually have to interact with. Trust me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/never-masturbate-to-a-fantasy-involving-anyone-you-might-actually/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ad0/nikhil-saluja-26_facebook_never-masturbate-to-a-fantasy-involving_1026052.jpg)

> [If you can't sit in a public transport and masturbate then we can't be friends.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/if-you-can-t-sit-in-a-public-transport-and-masturbate-then-we-can-t/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c10/nikhil-saluja-26_friend_if-you-can-t-sit-in-a-public-transport-a_3051499.jpg)

> [Always masturbate, because there's homeless kids in Africa with no arms who can't.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/always-masturbate-because-there-s-homeless-kids-in-africa-with-no/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/97b/nikhil-saluja-26_quote_always-masturbate-because-there-s-homele_1256100.jpg)

> [Whenever you're feeling sad masturbate, because every sad story deserves a happy ending.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/whenever-you-re-feeling-sad-masturbate-because-every-sad-story/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/06c/nikhil-saluja-26_feeling-sad_whenever-you-re-feeling-sad-masturbate-b_1074442.jpg)

> [Whenever I masturbate I always pretend my right hand has a British accent.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/whenever-i-masturbate-i-always-pretend-my-right-hand-has-a-british/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/84f/nikhil-saluja-26_facebook_whenever-i-masturbate-i-always-pretend-m_3068852.jpg)

## More by Nikhil Saluja

> [Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/sometimes-i-look-at-my-awesome-twitter-followers-think-to-myself-what/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [I'm am an expert at reading lips especially when it's not moving.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-m-am-an-expert-at-reading-lips-especially-when-it-s-not-moving/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Penis goes in , sperms cums out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/penis-goes-in-sperms-cums-out/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Yes yes you can count on me - Fingers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/yes-yes-you-can-count-on-me-fingers/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/she-was-only-a-whiskey-maker-but-he-loved-her-still/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-won-t-be-tweeting-this-sunday-i-have-better-things-to-do-like/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-don-t-wanna-discuss-about-it-people-who-want-to-discuss-about-it/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Don't get too excited, but I'm naked under these clothes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/don-t-get-too-excited-but-i-m-naked-under-these-clothes/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [In case of emergency , Break Dance!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/in-case-of-emergency-break-dance/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Oxymoron: She's Smart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/oxymoron-she-s-smart/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/men-and-women-shop-differently-men-know-what-they-want-before-they/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-used-to-receive-virtual-smiles-sweet-morning-and-night-greetings/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [You are the love of my twitter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/you-are-the-love-of-my-twitter/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/do-girls-really-look-at-penises-and-say-wow-i-can-t-wait-to-put-that/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Failure doesnt mean you are inferior¦¦ it does mean you are not perfect!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/failure-doesnt-mean-you-are-inferior-it-does-mean-you-are-not-perfect/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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