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> [“I had a wonderful rejuvenating half-hour massage before going backt to work. "You"re under a lot of stress because your chakras are way out of whack," the pleasant young masseuse informed me. That, and I'm working a graveyard shift sifting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-melinek/i-had-a-wonderful-rejuvenating-half-hour-massage-before-going-backt/)

Judy Melinek

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## More by Judy Melinek

> [“I couldn't remember whether I had examined Andres Garcia's rectum. I agonized about it all evening at home, thoroughly ruining my husband's dinner.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-melinek/i-couldn-t-remember-whether-i-had-examined-andres-garcia-s-rectum-i/)

Judy Melinek

> [“A detective pulled me aside yesterday for a private word. He looks at me with my two black eyes and says, 'Just tell me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-melinek/a-detective-pulled-me-aside-yesterday-for-a-private-word-he-looks-at/)

Judy Melinek

> [“I had a wonderful rejuvenating half-hour massage before going backt to work. "You"re under a lot of stress because your chakras are way out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-melinek/i-had-a-wonderful-rejuvenating-half-hour-massage-before-going-backt/)

Judy Melinek

> [“To confront death every day, to see it yourself, you have to love the living.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-melinek/to-confront-death-every-day-to-see-it-yourself-you-have-to-love-the/)

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