--- title: "9 Masseuse Quotes by 8 authors" description: "Browse 9 Masseuse quotes by 8 authors. Discover the best Masseuse sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/874/green-monk-388_funny_you-didn-t-catch-me-cheating-i-m-a-masse_2810206.jpg" --- > [You didn't catch me cheating. I'm a masseuse, my tongue was just giving her tongue a massage.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/you-didn-t-catch-me-cheating-i-m-a-masseuse-my-tongue-was-just-giving/) [Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/874/green-monk-388_funny_you-didn-t-catch-me-cheating-i-m-a-masse_2810206.jpg) > [My masseuse the other day touched my butt. She's got a real big crush on me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-mintz-plasse-2/my-masseuse-the-other-day-touched-my-butt-she-s-got-a-real-big-crush/) [Christopher Mintz Plasse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-mintz-plasse-2/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f11/christopher-mintz-plasse-2-279_crush_my-masseuse-the-other-day-touched-my-but_548234.jpg) > [My sister is a masseuse, so we trade - she gives me massages and I give her prepared meals. It's a great…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/giada-de-laurentiis/my-sister-is-a-masseuse-so-we-trade-she-gives-me-massages-and-i-give/) [Giada De Laurentiis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/giada-de-laurentiis/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/569/giada-de-laurentiis-10271_cook_my-sister-is-a-masseuse-so-we-trade-she_2494564.jpg) > [“As the months went by, Talese began to see the masseuse as a kind of unlicensed therapist. Just as thousands of people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gay-talese/as-the-months-went-by-talese-began-to-see-the-masseuse-as-a-kind-of/) [Gay Talese](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gay-talese/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e87/gay-talese-13858_money_as-the-months-went-by-talese-began-to-se_1878900.png) > [society has no qualms about a masseuse who is paid for touching people, or about laborers, or professional athletes or dancers, all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sydney-biddle-barrows/society-has-no-qualms-about-a-masseuse-who-is-paid-for-touching/) [Sydney Biddle Barrows](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sydney-biddle-barrows/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bd3/sydney-biddle-barrows-38042_athlete_society-has-no-qualms-about-a-masseuse-w_1748377.png) > [Many male habitues of massage parlors, like Talese, did not like solitary masturbation; in the parlance of the younger generation, it was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gay-talese/many-male-habitues-of-massage-parlors-like-talese-did-not-like/) [Gay Talese](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gay-talese/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b71/gay-talese-13858_age_many-male-habitues-of-massage-parlors-li_3056891.png) > [“When I am no longer a limp noodle and can actually compel my limbs to function, I get off the table and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-kenner/when-i-am-no-longer-a-limp-noodle-and-can-actually-compel-my-limbs-to/) [J. Kenner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-kenner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2f9/j-kenner-4828_masseuse_when-i-am-no-longer-a-limp-noodle-and-ca_2297867.jpg) > [“I had a wonderful rejuvenating half-hour massage before going backt to work. "You"re under a lot of stress because your chakras are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-melinek/i-had-a-wonderful-rejuvenating-half-hour-massage-before-going-backt/) [Judy Melinek](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-melinek/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ab/judy-melinek-66128_massage_i-had-a-wonderful-rejuvenating-half-hour_2384240.jpg) > [“Correct me if I’m wrong,” he said, “but I was under the impression that you weren’t looking for anything more than a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jayne-ann-krentz/correct-me-if-i-m-wrong-he-said-but-i-was-under-the-impression-that/) [Jayne Ann Krentz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jayne-ann-krentz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fb0/jayne-ann-krentz-10852_free-spirit_correct-me-if-i-m-wrong-he-said-but-i-wa_1635401.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/masseuse/#itemlist", "name": "Masseuse Quotes", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You didn't catch me cheating. 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I was doing just fine with the summer-fling thing.” “I did not run for the door. I left in a hurry, but I did not run.” “Details.” “Important details. And I’d like to remind you that I showed at your gallery the next morning,” he said. “It’s not like I didn’t call. And how the hell do you think I felt when you told me that the sex had been therapeutic? You made it sound like a good massage or a tonic, damn it.” She bit her lip. “Well, it was in a way.” “Great. Well, do me a favor. The next time you want physical therapy, call a masseuse or a chiropractor. 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