--- title: "1 Marry Mother Quotes By Tiffany Reisz" description: "1 Marry Mother quotes by Tiffany Reisz. Plus more from Tiffany Reisz and more Marry Mother sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d58/tiffany-reisz-1079_humor_master-griffin-i-would-marry-my-own-moth_495080.jpg" --- > [“Master Griffin, I would marry my own mother for the excuse to stab my eyes out with her brooches than to see anything under your kilt," the man's voice said with an elegant aplomb. "Where would you like your guest's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/master-griffin-i-would-marry-my-own-mother-for-the-excuse-to-stab-my/) [Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d58/tiffany-reisz-1079_humor_master-griffin-i-would-marry-my-own-moth_495080.jpg) ## More by Tiffany Reisz > [“Watch out for those overdue fines… Oh I think I can afford them”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/watch-out-for-those-overdue-fines-oh-i-think-i-can-afford-them/) [Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/) > [“God, how he loved Søren. Loved him. Loved him like a father, like a brother, like a friend and a lover…and loved him like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/god-how-he-loved-s-ren-loved-him-loved-him-like-a-father-like-a/) [Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/) > [“With trembling hands, Zach opened the front cover and flipped to the dedication page. "To Zachary Easton, my editor. Fuck you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/with-trembling-hands-zach-opened-the-front-cover-and-flipped-to-the/) [Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/) > [“Because there is nothing I wouldn’t do to protect you, Eleanor. Nothing I wouldn’t do to help you. And nothing I wouldn’t do to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/because-there-is-nothing-i-wouldn-t-do-to-protect-you-eleanor-nothing/) [Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/) > [“What's a dissertation?" "If Satan gave you instructions for writing the book report from Hell, it would closely resemble those of a Ph.D. dissertation.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/what-s-a-dissertation-if-satan-gave-you-instructions-for-writing-the/) [Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/) > [“Watch out. Bras are often booby-trapped.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/watch-out-bras-are-often-booby-trapped/) [Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/) > [“You know I don't mind sloppy seconds. And knowing Pope Whatadick, he probably blesses is cum before he blows it”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/you-know-i-don-t-mind-sloppy-seconds-and-knowing-pope-whatadick-he/) [Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/) > [“Oh, yes, poor little me. Had to have sex with the two most beautiful men on the planet in the same night. It was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/oh-yes-poor-little-me-had-to-have-sex-with-the-two-most-beautiful-men/) [Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/) > [“Everything in moderation, ma chérie. Except orgasms.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/everything-in-moderation-ma-ch-rie-except-orgasms/) [Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/) > [“He had to be a hero for her. He wished the world still had dragons so he had something to slay for her.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/he-had-to-be-a-hero-for-her-he-wished-the-world-still-had-dragons-so/) [Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/) > [“How are you feeling?" "Coffee.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/how-are-you-feeling-coffee/) [Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/) > [“But I wasn't done," she pouted, no longer hungry for anything but him. "Yes, you were." "Yes, sir." "Lay down on your back." "Very…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/but-i-wasn-t-done-she-pouted-no-longer-hungry-for-anything-but-him/) [Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/) > [“Scar tissue, she'd once read, was the strongest of all tissues. Maybe Soren's heart was so strong because it was so scarred.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/scar-tissue-she-d-once-read-was-the-strongest-of-all-tissues-maybe/) [Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/) > [“The things she could do with her mouth would blow any man off course.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/the-things-she-could-do-with-her-mouth-would-blow-any-man-off-course/) [Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/) > [“French Vanilla,” Kingsley said. “What’s that?” “Vanilla with a strong libido and a taste for anal.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/french-vanilla-kingsley-said-what-s-that-vanilla-with-a-strong-libido/) [Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/marry-mother/tiffany-reisz/#itemlist", "name": "1 Marry Mother Quotes By Tiffany Reisz", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Master Griffin, I would marry my own mother for the excuse to stab my eyes out with her brooches than to see anything under your kilt,\" the man's voice said with an elegant aplomb. \"Where would you like your guest's things, sir?”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Tiffany Reisz" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/master-griffin-i-would-marry-my-own-mother-for-the-excuse-to-stab-my/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d58/tiffany-reisz-1079_humor_master-griffin-i-would-marry-my-own-moth_495080.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d58/tiffany-reisz-1079_humor_master-griffin-i-would-marry-my-own-moth_495080.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d58/tiffany-reisz-1079_humor_master-griffin-i-would-marry-my-own-moth_495080.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Master Griffin, I would marry my own mother for the excuse to stab my eyes out with her brooches than to see…” — Tiffany Reisz", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/marry-mother/tiffany-reisz/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/marry-mother/tiffany-reisz/", "name": "Marry Mother Quotes by Tiffany Reisz", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/marry-mother/tiffany-reisz/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d58/tiffany-reisz-1079_humor_master-griffin-i-would-marry-my-own-moth_495080.jpg" }, "description": "1 Marry Mother quotes by Tiffany Reisz. 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