--- title: "9 Marry Mother Quotes by 8 authors" description: "Browse 9 Marry Mother quotes by 8 authors. Discover the best Marry Mother sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ad/wayne-gretzky-4019_father_most-people-marry-their-mother-i-married_586485.png" --- > [Most people marry their mother. I married my father.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wayne-gretzky/most-people-marry-their-mother-i-married-my-father/) [Wayne Gretzky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wayne-gretzky/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ad/wayne-gretzky-4019_father_most-people-marry-their-mother-i-married_586485.png) > [They say every man grows up to marry his own mother, which would explain why your such a mother fucking bitch!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eminem/they-say-every-man-grows-up-to-marry-his-own-mother-which-would/) [Eminem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eminem/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b72/eminem-415_eminem_they-say-every-man-grows-up-to-marry-his_271698.jpg) > [“Chip, I know you don't understand this, but I'd take it as a personal favor if you'd stop trying to marry your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/chip-i-know-you-don-t-understand-this-but-i-d-take-it-as-a-personal/) [Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7f6/susan-elizabeth-phillips-815_brother_chip-i-know-you-don-t-understand-this-bu_124480.jpg) > [If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shia-labeouf/if-i-could-meet-my-mother-and-marry-her-i-would-i-would-be-with-my/) [Shia LaBeouf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shia-labeouf/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6a6/shia-labeouf-1794_if-i-could_if-i-could-meet-my-mother-and-marry-her_1778933.jpg) > [On December 24, 2016, I called and told Ginni that I wanted to marry her. My mother has always been fond of her.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kapil-sharma/on-december-24-2016-i-called-and-told-ginni-that-i-wanted-to-marry/) [Kapil Sharma](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kapil-sharma/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bcf/kapil-sharma-23308_always_on-december-24-2016-i-called-and-told-gi_1822737.jpg) > [“He said, See that little girl? I wanted to marry her mother, but she ran off with a coal miner." -Peeta Mellark…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/suzanne-collins/he-said-see-that-little-girl-i-wanted-to-marry-her-mother-but-she-ran/) [Suzanne Collins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/suzanne-collins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ae3/suzanne-collins-60_hunger-games_he-said-see-that-little-girl-i-wanted-to_3165219.jpg) > [There is a big misconception about arranged marriage. Yes, it can mean that you meet someone and then have to marry them,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/archie-panjabi/there-is-a-big-misconception-about-arranged-marriage-yes-it-can-mean/) [Archie Panjabi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/archie-panjabi/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a02/archie-panjabi-17123_arranged-marriage_there-is-a-big-misconception-about-arran_1178803.png) > [“Master Griffin, I would marry my own mother for the excuse to stab my eyes out with her brooches than to see…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/master-griffin-i-would-marry-my-own-mother-for-the-excuse-to-stab-my/) [Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d58/tiffany-reisz-1079_humor_master-griffin-i-would-marry-my-own-moth_495080.jpg) > [See that little girl? I wanted to marry her mother, but she ran off with a coal miner," "A coal miner? Why…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/suzanne-collins/see-that-little-girl-i-wanted-to-marry-her-mother-but-she-ran-off/) [Suzanne Collins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/suzanne-collins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c92/suzanne-collins-60_bird_see-that-little-girl-i-wanted-to-marry-h_113197.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/marry-mother/#itemlist", "name": "Marry Mother Quotes", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Most people marry their mother. 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