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> [The only way to learn a language properly, in fact, is to marry a man of that nationality. You get what they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zsa-zsa-gabor/the-only-way-to-learn-a-language-properly-in-fact-is-to-marry-a-man/)

[Zsa Zsa Gabor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zsa-zsa-gabor/)

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> [A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zsa-zsa-gabor/a-man-in-love-is-incomplete-until-he-has-married-then-he-s-finished/)

[Zsa Zsa Gabor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zsa-zsa-gabor/)

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> [I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zsa-zsa-gabor/i-ve-never-met-an-ugly-millionaire-they-all-look-cute-no-wonder-i/)

[Zsa Zsa Gabor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zsa-zsa-gabor/)

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> [I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zsa-zsa-gabor/i-know-nothing-about-sex-because-i-was-always-married/)

[Zsa Zsa Gabor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zsa-zsa-gabor/)

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> [I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zsa-zsa-gabor/i-ve-been-married-most-of-my-life-and-when-you-re-married-you-don-t/)

[Zsa Zsa Gabor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zsa-zsa-gabor/)

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> [If you like a man and he likes you, you should get married as fast as you can. Otherwise, you both are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zsa-zsa-gabor/if-you-like-a-man-and-he-likes-you-you-should-get-married-as-fast-as/)

[Zsa Zsa Gabor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zsa-zsa-gabor/)

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> [A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zsa-zsa-gabor/a-man-in-love-is-incomplete-until-he-is-married-then-he-s-finished/)

[Zsa Zsa Gabor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zsa-zsa-gabor/)

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> [Personally I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zsa-zsa-gabor/personally-i-know-nothing-about-sex-because-i-ve-always-been-married/)

[Zsa Zsa Gabor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zsa-zsa-gabor/)

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## Other authors on Married

## More by Zsa Zsa Gabor

> [I deserve attention not because of any talent, but just because of who I am.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zsa-zsa-gabor/i-deserve-attention-not-because-of-any-talent-but-just-because-of-who/)

[Zsa Zsa Gabor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zsa-zsa-gabor/)

> [Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zsa-zsa-gabor/parisian-men-make-love-all-day-and-have-no-time-to-work-american-men/)

[Zsa Zsa Gabor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zsa-zsa-gabor/)

> [Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zsa-zsa-gabor/being-jealous-of-a-beautiful-woman-is-not-going-to-make-you-more/)

[Zsa Zsa Gabor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zsa-zsa-gabor/)

> [I don't accept gifts from perfect strangers - but then, nobody's perfect.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zsa-zsa-gabor/i-don-t-accept-gifts-from-perfect-strangers-but-then-nobody-s-perfect/)

[Zsa Zsa Gabor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zsa-zsa-gabor/)

> [You must be independent and able to do for yourself. Then you do not have to marry a rich man; you can marry a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zsa-zsa-gabor/you-must-be-independent-and-able-to-do-for-yourself-then-you-do-not/)

[Zsa Zsa Gabor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zsa-zsa-gabor/)

> [I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zsa-zsa-gabor/i-never-hated-a-man-enough-to-give-him-diamonds-back/)

[Zsa Zsa Gabor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zsa-zsa-gabor/)

> [When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zsa-zsa-gabor/when-i-m-alone-i-can-sleep-crossways-in-bed-without-an-argument/)

[Zsa Zsa Gabor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zsa-zsa-gabor/)

> [We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zsa-zsa-gabor/we-were-both-in-love-with-him-i-fell-out-of-love-with-him-but-he-didn/)

[Zsa Zsa Gabor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zsa-zsa-gabor/)

> [How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zsa-zsa-gabor/how-many-husbands-have-i-had-you-mean-apart-from-my-own/)

[Zsa Zsa Gabor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zsa-zsa-gabor/)

> [I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zsa-zsa-gabor/i-believe-in-large-families-every-woman-should-have-at-least-three/)

[Zsa Zsa Gabor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zsa-zsa-gabor/)

> [It's not hard to find a new husband, but someone who is, for an example, a good bridge partner for you comes along once…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zsa-zsa-gabor/it-s-not-hard-to-find-a-new-husband-but-someone-who-is-for-an-example/)

[Zsa Zsa Gabor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zsa-zsa-gabor/)

> [When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zsa-zsa-gabor/when-in-trouble-take-a-bath-and-wash-your-hair/)

[Zsa Zsa Gabor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zsa-zsa-gabor/)

> [I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zsa-zsa-gabor/i-never-hated-any-of-my-ex-fiances-enough-to-return-the-rings/)

[Zsa Zsa Gabor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zsa-zsa-gabor/)

> [I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zsa-zsa-gabor/i-think-breeds-of-dogs-and-breeds-of-men-are-quite-a-bit-alike-if-you/)

[Zsa Zsa Gabor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zsa-zsa-gabor/)

> [You never really know a man until you have divorced him.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zsa-zsa-gabor/you-never-really-know-a-man-until-you-have-divorced-him/)

[Zsa Zsa Gabor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zsa-zsa-gabor/)

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