--- title: "10 Married Quotes By Jay Leno" description: "10 Married quotes by Jay Leno. Plus more from Jay Leno and more Married sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ea/jay-leno-210_allowing_massachusetts-became-the-first-state-to_440325.jpg" --- > [Massachusetts became the first state to marry gay couples, though lawmakers say allowing gay couples to get married raises a lot of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/massachusetts-became-the-first-state-to-marry-gay-couples-though/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ea/jay-leno-210_allowing_massachusetts-became-the-first-state-to_440325.jpg) > [A survey asked married women when they most want to have sex. 84 per cent of them said right after their husband…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/a-survey-asked-married-women-when-they-most-want-to-have-sex-84-per/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ad/jay-leno-210_cents_a-survey-asked-married-women-when-they-m_1263134.png) > [Republican presidential hopeful Mike Hucka-BS is attacking actress Natalie Portman for getting pregnant without being married. It could get a little awkward…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/republican-presidential-hopeful-mike-hucka-bs-is-attacking-actress/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a84/jay-leno-210_actresses_republican-presidential-hopeful-mike-huc_1917588.jpg) > [Clinton vetoed the repeal of the marriage tax. I guess Bill figures if he's married, then we all have to suffer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/clinton-vetoed-the-repeal-of-the-marriage-tax-i-guess-bill-figures-if/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1bb/jay-leno-210_bills_clinton-vetoed-the-repeal-of-the-marriag_2106604.png) > [And some sad news... the first lesbian couple to legally get married in the state of Massachusetts has split up. They cited…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/and-some-sad-news-the-first-lesbian-couple-to-legally-get-married-in/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a5e/jay-leno-210_couple_and-some-sad-news-the-first-lesbian-coup_891694.png) > [The CEO of Enron, Jeffrey Skilling, married one of the Enron secretaries this week. It's amazing how romantic these Enron guys can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-ceo-of-enron-jeffrey-skilling-married-one-of-the-enron/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b4/jay-leno-210_ceo_the-ceo-of-enron-jeffrey-skilling-marrie_2582642.png) > [Apparently 26 years ago, Arnold gave an interview to Oui magazine about his sex life. The good news is that Arnold is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/apparently-26-years-ago-arnold-gave-an-interview-to-oui-magazine/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/891/jay-leno-210_accepted_apparently-26-years-ago-arnold-gave-an-i_2080735.jpg) > [In a new issue of Esquire magazine, they revealed that before he was married to Teresa Heinz, Senator John Kerry dated Morgan…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/in-a-new-issue-of-esquire-magazine-they-revealed-that-before-he-was/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/430/jay-leno-210_candidates_in-a-new-issue-of-esquire-magazine-they_1752528.jpg) > [President Bush said he was 'troubled' by gay people getting married in San Francisco. He said on important issues like this the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/president-bush-said-he-was-troubled-by-gay-people-getting-married-in/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bef/jay-leno-210_courses_president-bush-said-he-was-troubled-by-g_2590534.jpg) > [Hillary Clinton's opponent in the U.S. Senate race, the Republican she's going to be running against, has been married three times, had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/hillary-clinton-s-opponent-in-the-u-s-senate-race-the-republican-she/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0dd/jay-leno-210_affair_hillary-clinton-s-opponent-in-the-u-s-se_54564.png) ## Other authors on Married ## More by Jay Leno > [If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/if-you-restore-a-car-and-you-re-making-money-then-you-re-doing-it/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/bush-reiterated-his-stand-to-conservatives-opposing-his-decision-on/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/michael-jackson-has-a-new-baby-boy-no-word-yet-who-the-father-is/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [There is a nationwide shortage of drugs for Attention Deficit Disorder. The FDA says they're not sure how it happened. I guess somebody wasn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/there-is-a-nationwide-shortage-of-drugs-for-attention-deficit/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [“Leno said the rainy weather in California "couldn't have come at a worse possible time. Today was the day NBC was supposed to burn…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/leno-said-the-rainy-weather-in-california-couldn-t-have-come-at-a/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Donald Trump said he will not decide about a possible run for the presidency until after the current season of Celebrity Apprentice wraps up.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/donald-trump-said-he-will-not-decide-about-a-possible-run-for-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [American forces in Iraq found $650 million in American cash sealed in a hidden cottage. See, this is why President Bush wants to invade…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/american-forces-in-iraq-found-650-million-in-american-cash-sealed-in/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I'm only six feet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/i-wanted-to-have-a-career-in-sports-when-i-was-young-but-i-had-to/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Texas Gov. Rick Perry referred to the Mexican city of Juarez as the most dangerous city in America. In his defense, he probably just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/texas-gov-rick-perry-referred-to-the-mexican-city-of-juarez-as-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/you-can-tell-you-ate-too-much-for-thanksgiving-when-you-have-to-let/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [The Mayans have predicted the world is supposed to end on December 21. If the world doesn't end on December 21, you can bet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-mayans-have-predicted-the-world-is-supposed-to-end-on-december-21/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [The Globe reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra pills. What it is about this guy? None of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-globe-reports-that-north-korean-dictator-kim-jong-il-raises-money/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Here is your government at work. A congressman from Colorado said he wants to draft a rule that would make it unethical to have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/here-is-your-government-at-work-a-congressman-from-colorado-said-he/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Jack Abramoff is going to testify against some of the other weasels in Congress. A lobbyist testifying against congressmen? How many Bibles are going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/jack-abramoff-is-going-to-testify-against-some-of-the-other-weasels/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Tomorrow, America's most famous hockey mom, Sarah Palin, will drop the ceremonial first puck at the Philadelphia Flyers game. Right afterwards, she'll get out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/tomorrow-america-s-most-famous-hockey-mom-sarah-palin-will-drop-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/married/jay-leno/#itemlist", "name": "10 Married Quotes By Jay Leno", "numberOfItems": 10, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Massachusetts became the first state to marry gay couples, though lawmakers say allowing gay couples to get married raises a lot of questions. 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