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> [“You know, if I didn't know better, I would swear we were actually married." "I can't think of anything more off-putting," Wellington placed his hand in the small of her back as he continued, "than being married to a walking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philippa-ballantine/you-know-if-i-didn-t-know-better-i-would-swear-we-were-actually/)

[Philippa Ballantine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philippa-ballantine/)

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## More by Philippa Ballantine

> [“E liza adjusted her Ministry-issue bullet-resistant corset, and her hands absently came to rest on where her weapons were concealed. Glancing out the window,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philippa-ballantine/e-liza-adjusted-her-ministry-issue-bullet-resistant-corset-and-her/)

[Philippa Ballantine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philippa-ballantine/)

> [“Chaotic Of Echoes The Lands Darkest Hours Of Lions Architect the Garlots of War The Precognitions”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philippa-ballantine/chaotic-of-echoes-the-lands-darkest-hours-of-lions-architect-the/)

[Philippa Ballantine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philippa-ballantine/)

> [“Mortals were such fickle creatures. They called into the dark, demanded answers and attention from forces they could not comprehend, and yet when they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philippa-ballantine/mortals-were-such-fickle-creatures-they-called-into-the-dark-demanded/)

[Philippa Ballantine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philippa-ballantine/)

> [“She sighed heavily before whispering, “I’m still a bit confused as to what we are waiting for.” “We are waiting for one of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philippa-ballantine/she-sighed-heavily-before-whispering-i-m-still-a-bit-confused-as-to/)

[Philippa Ballantine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philippa-ballantine/)

> [“Be that as it may, we were--and no doubt, still are--held under scrutiny, with that whole Phoenix Society brouhaha. It is imperative we remain…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philippa-ballantine/be-that-as-it-may-we-were-and-no-doubt-still-are-held-under-scrutiny/)

[Philippa Ballantine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philippa-ballantine/)

> [“Oh dear Lord." Switching his glare from the street urchin to his partner, Wellington whispered tersely, "You failed to mention this part of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philippa-ballantine/oh-dear-lord-switching-his-glare-from-the-street-urchin-to-his/)

[Philippa Ballantine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philippa-ballantine/)

> [“I always think better when I am being shot at.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philippa-ballantine/i-always-think-better-when-i-am-being-shot-at/)

[Philippa Ballantine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philippa-ballantine/)

> [I think you will agree the sign of a civilised society is a regular dining schedule.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philippa-ballantine/i-think-you-will-agree-the-sign-of-a-civilised-society-is-a-regular/)

[Philippa Ballantine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philippa-ballantine/)

> [“You know, if I didn't know better, I would swear we were actually married." "I can't think of anything more off-putting," Wellington placed his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philippa-ballantine/you-know-if-i-didn-t-know-better-i-would-swear-we-were-actually/)

[Philippa Ballantine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philippa-ballantine/)

> [“Nay, you attract mayhem, chaos, and anarchy wherever your delicate feet tread. Around you there is no such thing as a coincidence." "Why do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philippa-ballantine/nay-you-attract-mayhem-chaos-and-anarchy-wherever-your-delicate-feet/)

[Philippa Ballantine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philippa-ballantine/)

> [“She groaned as her face turned to press against the rosewood floor. "Welly, remind me to order a better mattress for my bed. This…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philippa-ballantine/she-groaned-as-her-face-turned-to-press-against-the-rosewood-floor/)

[Philippa Ballantine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philippa-ballantine/)

> [“Once more unto the breach," Wellington grumbled in the stillness of the carriage. Eliza looked up from the address Douglas had given her. "Sorry,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philippa-ballantine/once-more-unto-the-breach-wellington-grumbled-in-the-stillness-of-the/)

[Philippa Ballantine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philippa-ballantine/)

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