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title: "11 Married Thing Quotes by 9 authors"
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> [When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names - hers and her mother's.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/when-we-got-married-the-first-thing-my-wife-did-was-put-everything/)

[Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/)

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> [I never wanted to be married. That was never a thing for me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tanya-saracho/i-never-wanted-to-be-married-that-was-never-a-thing-for-me/)

[Tanya Saracho](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tanya-saracho/)

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> [I feel like I'm the kind of guy that would have kids before getting married. The first thing would be kids.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-weeknd/i-feel-like-i-m-the-kind-of-guy-that-would-have-kids-before-getting/)

[The Weeknd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-weeknd/)

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> [I'm happy for people who want to get married. It's not my thing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlize-theron/i-m-happy-for-people-who-want-to-get-married-it-s-not-my-thing/)

[Charlize Theron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlize-theron/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b7/charlize-theron-1430_get_i-m-happy-for-people-who-want-to-get-mar_847785.jpg)

> [“That's one of the reasons I never wanted to get married. The last thing I wanted was infinite security and to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sylvia-plath/that-s-one-of-the-reasons-i-never-wanted-to-get-married-the-last-2/)

[Sylvia Plath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sylvia-plath/)

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> [I don't have that 'OMG, I gotta get married' thing! If it happens, it happens, but it's never been like, 'Oooo, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tyra-banks/i-don-t-have-that-omg-i-gotta-get-married-thing-if-it-happens-it/)

[Tyra Banks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tyra-banks/)

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> [Have you ever been married? Had that thing of someone calling you by a name not your own? It's unsettling. It's like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stacy-schiff/have-you-ever-been-married-had-that-thing-of-someone-calling-you-by-a/)

[Stacy Schiff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stacy-schiff/)

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> [That’s one of the reasons I never wanted to get married. The last thing I wanted was infinite security and to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sylvia-plath/that-s-one-of-the-reasons-i-never-wanted-to-get-married-the-last/)

[Sylvia Plath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sylvia-plath/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7f3/sylvia-plath-149_arrows_that-s-one-of-the-reasons-i-never-wanted_981719.jpg)

> [I think there's a part of us that would like to use the fact that we're married, but you don't want the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-krasinski/i-think-there-s-a-part-of-us-that-would-like-to-use-the-fact-that-we/)

[John Krasinski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-krasinski/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b81/john-krasinski-4756_facts_i-think-there-s-a-part-of-us-that-would_1788606.jpg)

> [The married thing. Sometimes I look at it and feel like someone from a Dickens novel, standing outside in the cold and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/the-married-thing-sometimes-i-look-at-it-and-feel-like-someone-from-a/)

[Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/20c/jim-butcher-151_christmas_the-married-thing-sometimes-i-look-at-it_1772079.png)

> [“And then I wondered if as soon as he came to like me he would sink into ordinariness, and if as soon…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sylvia-plath/and-then-i-wondered-if-as-soon-as-he-came-to-like-me-he-would-sink-2/)

[Sylvia Plath](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sylvia-plath/)

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