--- title: "8 Married Sister Quotes by 8 authors" description: "Browse 8 Married Sister quotes by 8 authors. Discover the best Married Sister sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b31/jeff-foxworthy-939_balloons_a-lot-of-people-up-north-they-think-ever_1878508.jpg" --- > [A lot of people up North, they think everybody from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/a-lot-of-people-up-north-they-think-everybody-from-the-south-is/) [Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b31/jeff-foxworthy-939_balloons_a-lot-of-people-up-north-they-think-ever_1878508.jpg) > [It was about 2012, 2013. I started from zero. Small fashion shows, small photoshoots. I've seen a lot. I've seen a lot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/qandeel-baloch/it-was-about-2012-2013-i-started-from-zero-small-fashion-shows-small/) [Qandeel Baloch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/qandeel-baloch/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2a8/qandeel-baloch-23746_family_it-was-about-2012-2013-i-started-from-ze_2293082.jpg) > [My whole family is in the arts some way or the other. My father was a cellist in a symphony outside Chicago…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-graae/my-whole-family-is-in-the-arts-some-way-or-the-other-my-father-was-a/) [Jason Graae](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-graae/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8bb/jason-graae-32367_art_my-whole-family-is-in-the-arts-some-way_2456059.jpg) > [“Have you learned nothing from Kitty of how a married sister ought to behave? You must invite young ladies of your own…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cecilia-grant/have-you-learned-nothing-from-kitty-of-how-a-married-sister-ought-to/) [Cecilia Grant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cecilia-grant/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ad/cecilia-grant-29986_sister_have-you-learned-nothing-from-kitty-of-h_2714942.jpg) > [You fall in love with the girl next door but married her sister.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/luanne-rice/you-fall-in-love-with-the-girl-next-door-but-married-her-sister/) [Luanne Rice](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/luanne-rice/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c9/luanne-rice-12229_doors_you-fall-in-love-with-the-girl-next-door_2722883.jpg) > [A mother wants her daughter married well, but her sister doesn't want her married better than she is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vikrant-parsai/a-mother-wants-her-daughter-married-well-but-her-sister-doesn-t-want/) [Vikrant Parsai](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vikrant-parsai/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d9/vikrant-parsai-70_better_a-mother-wants-her-daughter-married-well_2855151.jpg) > [I heard we'll get you a pass because we know you're married to a black woman. You're married to a sister so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blair-underwood/i-heard-we-ll-get-you-a-pass-because-we-know-you-re-married-to-a/) [Blair Underwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blair-underwood/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/74b/blair-underwood-19525_also_i-heard-we-ll-get-you-a-pass-because-we_2917158.jpg) > [When I got married and when my sister got married, my mom made us both individual cooking books with all of our…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessie-james-decker/when-i-got-married-and-when-my-sister-got-married-my-mom-made-us-both/) [Jessie James Decker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessie-james-decker/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d69/jessie-james-decker-5158_cooking_when-i-got-married-and-when-my-sister-go_3181200.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/married-sister/#itemlist", "name": "Married Sister Quotes", "numberOfItems": 8, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "A lot of people up North, they think everybody from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO. 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