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title: "33 Married Like Quotes by 31 authors"
description: "Browse 33 Married Like quotes by 31 authors. Discover the best Married Like sayings and thoughts."
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> [I can't wait to get married, because it's like a sleepover every night with your best friend.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-can-t-wait-to-get-married-because-it-s-like-a-sleepover-every-night/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [People do stupid things in the heat of the moment. I've been in Vegas where I've gotten married for, like, five minutes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lance-bass/people-do-stupid-things-in-the-heat-of-the-moment-i-ve-been-in-vegas/)

[Lance Bass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lance-bass/)

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> [I'd like to settle and have a family and get married when I'm, like, 30.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tulisa/i-d-like-to-settle-and-have-a-family-and-get-married-when-i-m-like-30/)

[Tulisa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tulisa/)

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> [I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carrie-snow/i-d-like-to-get-married-because-i-like-the-idea-of-a-man-being/)

[Carrie Snow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carrie-snow/)

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> [There's something final about saying you were married once. It's like saying you were dead once. It shuts them up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-atwood/there-s-something-final-about-saying-you-were-married-once-it-s-like/)

[Margaret Atwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-atwood/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/af5/margaret-atwood-40_finals_there-s-something-final-about-saying-you_1675877.jpg)

> [Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-joslan/being-married-is-like-having-the-freedom-to-do-whatever-your-wife/)

[Azgraybebly Joslan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/azgraybebly-joslan/)

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> [“Everybody gets married. It's something you have to do, like dying.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-mae-brown/everybody-gets-married-it-s-something-you-have-to-do-like-dying/)

[Rita Mae Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-mae-brown/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/117/rita-mae-brown-1111_dying_everybody-gets-married-it-s-something-yo_1406240.png)

> [Marriage is a big deal, but who's to say I'm not going to pull a Vegas and get married to see what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lindsay-lohan/marriage-is-a-big-deal-but-who-s-to-say-i-m-not-going-to-pull-a-vegas/)

[Lindsay Lohan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lindsay-lohan/)

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> [There's a lot of women out there, some of whom are my age who've never been married and some who have been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/niecy-nash/there-s-a-lot-of-women-out-there-some-of-whom-are-my-age-who-ve-never/)

[Niecy Nash](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/niecy-nash/)

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> [“If only. -- You got to admit, standing alone those words are pretty awful, but married together like that, they must be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lesley-kagen/if-only-you-got-to-admit-standing-alone-those-words-are-pretty-awful/)

[Lesley Kagen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lesley-kagen/)

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> [Man was not intended to live alone... marriage is the best cure for that wretched lingering over one's work. I think I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-everett-millais/man-was-not-intended-to-live-alone-marriage-is-the-best-cure-for-that/)

[John Everett Millais](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-everett-millais/)

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> [Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then when you see what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michel-de-montaigne/getting-married-is-very-much-like-going-to-a-restaurant-with-friends/)

[Michel de Montaigne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michel-de-montaigne/)

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> [At first, people were like, 'I've discovered something - you guys are married!' I was like, 'Yeah, that's not a secret. We've…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/megan-mullally/at-first-people-were-like-i-ve-discovered-something-you-guys-are/)

[Megan Mullally](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/megan-mullally/)

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> [“For me, my discomfort with gay weddings was articulated by a close friend, who observed that gay people getting married is like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-savage/for-me-my-discomfort-with-gay-weddings-was-articulated-by-a-close/)

[Dan Savage](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-savage/)

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> [I've always said that I expected to grow up and get married like any nice southern girl, but the fact is you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/condoleezza-rice/i-ve-always-said-that-i-expected-to-grow-up-and-get-married-like-any/)

[Condoleezza Rice](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/condoleezza-rice/)

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> [When a woman gets married it is like jumping into a hole in the ice in the middle of winter: you do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maxim-gorky/when-a-woman-gets-married-it-is-like-jumping-into-a-hole-in-the-ice/)

[Maxim Gorky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maxim-gorky/)

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> [I'm from a small town so, like, everyone's married with children or about to have children. So it's a little hard when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelly-clarkson/i-m-from-a-small-town-so-like-everyone-s-married-with-children-or/)

[Kelly Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelly-clarkson/)

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> [We just need the laws to change - it's 2012," JWoww said to MTV News. "I want to see my best friend…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jwoww/we-just-need-the-laws-to-change-it-s-2012-jwoww-said-to-mtv-news-i/)

[JWoww](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jwoww/)

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> [“In the darkness he tells me more than I want to know. He and Mrs. Grote barely say a word to each…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christina-baker-kline/in-the-darkness-he-tells-me-more-than-i-want-to-know-he-and-mrs-grote/)

[Christina Baker Kline](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christina-baker-kline/)

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> [“Why, I thought sadly, as he returned with his topcoat over his arm, why hadn’t my mother married someone like him—? Or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donna-tartt/why-i-thought-sadly-as-he-returned-with-his-topcoat-over-his-arm-why/)

[Donna Tartt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donna-tartt/)

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> [I can't wait to get married, its like having a sleepover every night with your best friend :)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-can-t-wait-to-get-married-its-like-having-a-sleepover-every-night/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mae-west/getting-married-is-like-trading-in-the-adoration-of-many-for-the/)

[Mae West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mae-west/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b8f/mae-west-1200_adoration_getting-married-is-like-trading-in-the-a_2506324.jpg)

> [Oh but its like homey, get married at like 30, 35, its like wait, you gotta live your youth, you wan to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brody-jenner/oh-but-its-like-homey-get-married-at-like-30-35-its-like-wait-you/)

[Brody Jenner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brody-jenner/)

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> [Being married is like having somebody permanently in your corner. It feels limitless, not limited.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gloria-steinem/being-married-is-like-having-somebody-permanently-in-your-corner-it/)

[Gloria Steinem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gloria-steinem/)

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> [Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carol-leifer/sex-when-you-re-married-is-like-going-to-the-7-eleven-there-s-not/)

[Carol Leifer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carol-leifer/)

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> [Because I'm married and like being at home, I'm labelled as a Stepford wife.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/holly-willoughby/because-i-m-married-and-like-being-at-home-i-m-labelled-as-a-stepford/)

[Holly Willoughby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/holly-willoughby/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/742/holly-willoughby-5755_because_because-i-m-married-and-like-being-at-ho_400068.jpg)

> [I like being married. I like taking care of people, having someone to make dinner for.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-barkin/i-like-being-married-i-like-taking-care-of-people-having-someone-to/)

[Ellen Barkin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-barkin/)

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> [You know what a wifey means? It's like your other half. Like when you get married, like, that's your wife!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-ora/you-know-what-a-wifey-means-it-s-like-your-other-half-like-when-you/)

[Rita Ora](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-ora/)

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> [Getting married is like putting one's hand in a bag containing 99 serpents and one eel.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-more/getting-married-is-like-putting-one-s-hand-in-a-bag-containing-99/)

[Thomas More](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-more/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/522/thomas-more-3382_bags_getting-married-is-like-putting-one-s-ha_1332157.jpg)

> [Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/getting-married-is-very-much-like-going-to-a-restaurant-with-friends-2/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df9/anonymous-1_friendship_getting-married-is-very-much-like-going_1334434.jpg)

> [ \[about sex and being married\] It's like being the National Guard, we may not be seeing as much action as the front… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/about-sex-and-being-married-it-s-like-being-the-national-guard-we-may/)

[Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/)

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> [I was married for like seven, eight years. And then coming out of that I was like, 'Okay, now what? I guess…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-jane-grace/i-was-married-for-like-seven-eight-years-and-then-coming-out-of-that/)

[Laura Jane Grace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-jane-grace/)

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> [“SHE’D DUMPED HIM. That’s all. It wasn’t that bad. It shouldn’t have been. It’s not like they were married. It’s not like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rainbow-rowell/she-d-dumped-him-that-s-all-it-wasn-t-that-bad-it-shouldn-t-have-been/)

[Rainbow Rowell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rainbow-rowell/)

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