--- title: "11 Married Guy Quotes by 11 authors" description: "Browse 11 Married Guy quotes by 11 authors. Discover the best Married Guy sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b7c/anonymous-1_arguments_when-you-see-a-married-guy-talking-to-hi_1058265.jpg" --- > [When you see a married guy talking to himself, he's just reliving an argument he's already lost.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-you-see-a-married-guy-talking-to-himself-he-s-just-reliving-an/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b7c/anonymous-1_arguments_when-you-see-a-married-guy-talking-to-hi_1058265.jpg) > [I will get married to a guy of my parents' choice.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pratyusha-banerjee/i-will-get-married-to-a-guy-of-my-parents-choice/) [Pratyusha Banerjee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pratyusha-banerjee/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ee0/pratyusha-banerjee-24517_choice_i-will-get-married-to-a-guy-of-my-parent_1130551.jpg) > [I am lucky enough to be married to a guy who tells me I look beautiful every day.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/debra-winger/i-am-lucky-enough-to-be-married-to-a-guy-who-tells-me-i-look/) [Debra Winger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/debra-winger/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/db4/debra-winger-8813_beautiful_i-am-lucky-enough-to-be-married-to-a-guy_2567754.png) > [I'm so in favor of gay marriage that I even married a guy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-rubin/i-m-so-in-favor-of-gay-marriage-that-i-even-married-a-guy/) [Dave Rubin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-rubin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a2/dave-rubin-11946_even_i-m-so-in-favor-of-gay-marriage-that-i-e_192793.jpg) > [The amazing thing is that I'm sane. I'm not bitter. I'm not drugged out. I'm not broke. I'm still married to the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brenda-lee/the-amazing-thing-is-that-i-m-sane-i-m-not-bitter-i-m-not-drugged-out/) [Brenda Lee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brenda-lee/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/34f/brenda-lee-20185_bitter_the-amazing-thing-is-that-i-m-sane-i-m-n_259414.png) > [Am I a ranting maniac on Twitter? Yeah, but I'm also a pretty mellow, married guy who's into hiking and walking his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-cernovich/am-i-a-ranting-maniac-on-twitter-yeah-but-i-m-also-a-pretty-mellow/) [Mike Cernovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-cernovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/617/mike-cernovich-7425_dog_am-i-a-ranting-maniac-on-twitter-yeah-bu_2006030.jpg) > [My wife gets asked all the time, 'Ugh, how can you be married to that guy?' She's like, 'Hey, he's not yelling…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-wilkos/my-wife-gets-asked-all-the-time-ugh-how-can-you-be-married-to-that/) [Steve Wilkos](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-wilkos/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/780/steve-wilkos-40529_asked_my-wife-gets-asked-all-the-time-ugh-how_2334146.jpg) > [It wasn't until I was 23 and got married to a guy who was really bookish that I got completely hooked on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-jewell/it-wasn-t-until-i-was-23-and-got-married-to-a-guy-who-was-really/) [Lisa Jewell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-jewell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f6a/lisa-jewell-6988_again_it-wasn-t-until-i-was-23-and-got-married_692120.jpg) > [“My flight arrives at eight in the morning," he mentioned casually. "Any chance you can come and get me?" ... "Pick you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-harris/my-flight-arrives-at-eight-in-the-morning-he-mentioned-casually-any/) [Rachel Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-harris/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/046/rachel-harris-14251_contemporary-romance_my-flight-arrives-at-eight-in-the-mornin_683930.jpg) > [When you are married to a guy who takes chances every day, who loves risk and has great intuition and great business…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joanna-gaines/when-you-are-married-to-a-guy-who-takes-chances-every-day-who-loves/) [Joanna Gaines](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joanna-gaines/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/293/joanna-gaines-21939_business_when-you-are-married-to-a-guy-who-takes_2764080.jpg) > [A married guy is responsible for everything, no matter what. Women, thanks to their having been oppressed all these years, are blameless,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrison-keillor/a-married-guy-is-responsible-for-everything-no-matter-what-women/) [Garrison Keillor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrison-keillor/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/47a/garrison-keillor-1037_airy_a-married-guy-is-responsible-for-everyth_1994993.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/married-guy/#itemlist", "name": "Married Guy Quotes", "numberOfItems": 11, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "When you see a married guy talking to himself, he's just reliving an argument he's already lost.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anonymous" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-you-see-a-married-guy-talking-to-himself-he-s-just-reliving-an/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b7c/anonymous-1_arguments_when-you-see-a-married-guy-talking-to-hi_1058265.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b7c/anonymous-1_arguments_when-you-see-a-married-guy-talking-to-hi_1058265.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b7c/anonymous-1_arguments_when-you-see-a-married-guy-talking-to-hi_1058265.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“When you see a married guy talking to himself, he's just reliving an argument he's already lost.” — Anonymous", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I will get married to a guy of my parents' choice.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Pratyusha Banerjee" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pratyusha-banerjee/i-will-get-married-to-a-guy-of-my-parents-choice/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ee0/pratyusha-banerjee-24517_choice_i-will-get-married-to-a-guy-of-my-parent_1130551.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ee0/pratyusha-banerjee-24517_choice_i-will-get-married-to-a-guy-of-my-parent_1130551.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ee0/pratyusha-banerjee-24517_choice_i-will-get-married-to-a-guy-of-my-parent_1130551.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I will get married to a guy of my parents' choice.” — Pratyusha Banerjee", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I am lucky enough to be married to a guy who tells me I look beautiful every day.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Debra Winger" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/debra-winger/i-am-lucky-enough-to-be-married-to-a-guy-who-tells-me-i-look/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/db4/debra-winger-8813_beautiful_i-am-lucky-enough-to-be-married-to-a-guy_2567754.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/db4/debra-winger-8813_beautiful_i-am-lucky-enough-to-be-married-to-a-guy_2567754.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/db4/debra-winger-8813_beautiful_i-am-lucky-enough-to-be-married-to-a-guy_2567754.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I am lucky enough to be married to a guy who tells me I look beautiful every day.” — Debra Winger", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'm so in favor of gay marriage that I even married a guy.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Dave Rubin" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-rubin/i-m-so-in-favor-of-gay-marriage-that-i-even-married-a-guy/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a2/dave-rubin-11946_even_i-m-so-in-favor-of-gay-marriage-that-i-e_192793.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a2/dave-rubin-11946_even_i-m-so-in-favor-of-gay-marriage-that-i-e_192793.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a2/dave-rubin-11946_even_i-m-so-in-favor-of-gay-marriage-that-i-e_192793.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I'm so in favor of gay marriage that I even married a guy.” — Dave Rubin", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 5, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The amazing thing is that I'm sane. 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