--- title: "1 Married Girl Quotes By Sammy Bond" description: "1 Married Girl quotes by Sammy Bond. Plus more from Sammy Bond and more Married Girl sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce9/sammy-bond-30439_2-in-1_getting-married-to-a-girl-that-weighs-mo_2191579.jpg" --- > [Getting married to a girl that weighs more than 80kg is polygamy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sammy-bond/getting-married-to-a-girl-that-weighs-more-than-80kg-is-polygamy/) [Sammy Bond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sammy-bond/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce9/sammy-bond-30439_2-in-1_getting-married-to-a-girl-that-weighs-mo_2191579.jpg) ## More by Sammy Bond > [This is the rarest thing ever happen to us Everyone is crying bro. Mom is weeping bro. Is there any shortcut to returning home?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sammy-bond/this-is-the-rarest-thing-ever-happen-to-us-everyone-is-crying-bro-mom/) [Sammy Bond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sammy-bond/) > [Life was kind of adventure Until (Sat./15/06/2013) It becomes dark by the day, Cold in nature, Lonely because you were gone, Everyone in search…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sammy-bond/life-was-kind-of-adventure-until-sat-15-06-2013-it-becomes-dark-by/) [Sammy Bond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sammy-bond/) > [We might be inpatient ! We might be out of control ! We might be mourning ! We don't want to say goodby !…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sammy-bond/we-might-be-inpatient-we-might-be-out-of-control-we-might-be-mourning/) [Sammy Bond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sammy-bond/) > [No matter how far you urinate, the last always falls at your feet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sammy-bond/no-matter-how-far-you-urinate-the-last-always-falls-at-your-feet/) [Sammy Bond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sammy-bond/) > [No matter how hot your anger is, it cannot cook yam.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sammy-bond/no-matter-how-hot-your-anger-is-it-cannot-cook-yam/) [Sammy Bond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sammy-bond/) > [Now that it's... Dark! Cold & Lonely? Should I believe this unfortunate fact that you've departed from this Earth? Dark Cold and lonely :'(…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sammy-bond/now-that-it-s-dark-cold-lonely-should-i-believe-this-unfortunate-fact/) [Sammy Bond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sammy-bond/) > [You were striving hard to make good end, People call you a Worker Family calls you a Carrier-Boy Believers calls you a Preacher Unbelievers…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sammy-bond/you-were-striving-hard-to-make-good-end-people-call-you-a-worker/) [Sammy Bond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sammy-bond/) > [I wonder this time where you've gone Wondering if you've gone to stay As there is no sunshine when you are gone Everyone is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sammy-bond/i-wonder-this-time-where-you-ve-gone-wondering-if-you-ve-gone-to-stay/) [Sammy Bond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sammy-bond/) > [Hello Endy Pick your calls bro. Reply our messages. Where on earth have you gone to? Have you gone to work or shopping? Can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sammy-bond/hello-endy-pick-your-calls-bro-reply-our-messages-where-on-earth-have/) [Sammy Bond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sammy-bond/) > [The man who marries a beautiful wife and a man who plants corn by the road side have the same problem. Happy Married Life…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sammy-bond/the-man-who-marries-a-beautiful-wife-and-a-man-who-plants-corn-by-the/) [Sammy Bond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sammy-bond/) > [Getting married to a girl that weighs more than 80kg is polygamy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sammy-bond/getting-married-to-a-girl-that-weighs-more-than-80kg-is-polygamy/) [Sammy Bond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sammy-bond/) > [Gone too soon brother! Is it true that you are gone? If this is just a dream, Lets wake up and hug each other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sammy-bond/gone-too-soon-brother-is-it-true-that-you-are-gone-if-this-is-just-a/) [Sammy Bond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sammy-bond/) > [When a child is crying and at the same time pointing his finger in a particular direction,if the father is not there,just go closer…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sammy-bond/when-a-child-is-crying-and-at-the-same-time-pointing-his-finger-in-a/) [Sammy Bond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sammy-bond/) > [Lots of people want to ride with you Hoping and longing for you more and more Thinking you were way close but... You are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sammy-bond/lots-of-people-want-to-ride-with-you-hoping-and-longing-for-you-more/) [Sammy Bond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sammy-bond/) > [No matter how much weed you smoke you cannot be the MOST HIGH.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sammy-bond/no-matter-how-much-weed-you-smoke-you-cannot-be-the-most-high/) [Sammy Bond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sammy-bond/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/married-girl/sammy-bond/#itemlist", "name": "1 Married Girl Quotes By Sammy Bond", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Getting married to a girl that weighs more than 80kg is polygamy.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sammy Bond" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sammy-bond/getting-married-to-a-girl-that-weighs-more-than-80kg-is-polygamy/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce9/sammy-bond-30439_2-in-1_getting-married-to-a-girl-that-weighs-mo_2191579.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce9/sammy-bond-30439_2-in-1_getting-married-to-a-girl-that-weighs-mo_2191579.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce9/sammy-bond-30439_2-in-1_getting-married-to-a-girl-that-weighs-mo_2191579.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Getting married to a girl that weighs more than 80kg is polygamy.” — Sammy Bond", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/married-girl/sammy-bond/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/married-girl/sammy-bond/", "name": "Married Girl Quotes by Sammy Bond", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/married-girl/sammy-bond/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce9/sammy-bond-30439_2-in-1_getting-married-to-a-girl-that-weighs-mo_2191579.jpg" }, "description": "1 Married Girl quotes by Sammy Bond. 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