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> [I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-carrington/i-didn-t-plan-on-being-a-comedian-i-didn-t-plan-on-getting-married/)

[Rodney Carrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-carrington/)

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## More by Rodney Carrington

> [Kids today know way more than you think they do, with the Internet and 500 TV channels.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-carrington/kids-today-know-way-more-than-you-think-they-do-with-the-internet-and/)

[Rodney Carrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-carrington/)

> [You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-carrington/you-can-talk-about-anything-if-you-go-about-it-the-right-way-which-is/)

[Rodney Carrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-carrington/)

> [I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do, and if I could do that, I could do anything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-carrington/i-thought-comedy-would-be-the-hardest-thing-i-could-do-and-if-i-could/)

[Rodney Carrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-carrington/)

> [If I do the same act that I did in 1995, in essence you're saying (in a robotic voice), 'My mind has never changed'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-carrington/if-i-do-the-same-act-that-i-did-in-1995-in-essence-you-re-saying-in-a/)

[Rodney Carrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-carrington/)

> [I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-carrington/i-didn-t-plan-on-being-a-comedian-i-didn-t-plan-on-getting-married/)

[Rodney Carrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-carrington/)

> [“Show them to me Show them to me Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-carrington/show-them-to-me-show-them-to-me-unclasp-your-bra-and-set-those/)

[Rodney Carrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-carrington/)

> [“If you're a big fat man I'm a titty fan And I'd love to see yours too Show them to me Show them to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-carrington/if-you-re-a-big-fat-man-i-m-a-titty-fan-and-i-d-love-to-see-yours-too/)

[Rodney Carrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-carrington/)

> [I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-carrington/i-can-drink-on-the-job-if-i-want-to-i-can-go-on-stage-with-a-beer-and/)

[Rodney Carrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-carrington/)

> [When I was little, there were three channels.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-carrington/when-i-was-little-there-were-three-channels/)

[Rodney Carrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-carrington/)

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