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title: "22 Married Didn Quotes by 21 authors"
description: "Browse 22 Married Didn quotes by 21 authors. Discover the best Married Didn sayings and thoughts."
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> [“My wife must be stupid. I mean, look, she married me, didn’t she?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/my-wife-must-be-stupid-i-mean-look-she-married-me-didn-t-she/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [A divorcee is a women who got married so she didn't have to work, but now works so she doesn't have to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anna-magnani/a-divorcee-is-a-women-who-got-married-so-she-didn-t-have-to-work-but/)

[Anna Magnani](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anna-magnani/)

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> [You married me...but you didn't marry what you could make out of me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wallace-stegner/you-married-me-but-you-didn-t-marry-what-you-could-make-out-of-me/)

[Wallace Stegner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wallace-stegner/)

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> [“I had to keep in mind that she's married and that she didn’t stray. A man who couldn’t satisfy her.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ava-bellamy/i-had-to-keep-in-mind-that-she-s-married-and-that-she-didn-t-stray-a/)

[Ava Bellamy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ava-bellamy/)

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> [I married someone I didn't love. I was too polite to say no.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-jewell/i-married-someone-i-didn-t-love-i-was-too-polite-to-say-no/)

[Lisa Jewell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-jewell/)

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> [Certainly 'Lonesome Dove' would be way hard now, because, I mean, back then I wasn't married. I didn't have kids.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-mccormack/certainly-lonesome-dove-would-be-way-hard-now-because-i-mean-back/)

[Eric McCormack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-mccormack/)

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> [I didn't want to get married, and I didn't want kids - I knew I wanted to act.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-cattrall/i-didn-t-want-to-get-married-and-i-didn-t-want-kids-i-knew-i-wanted/)

[Kim Cattrall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-cattrall/)

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> [“Leia knows what she's doing. She married you didn't she Han Droma”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shane-dix/leia-knows-what-she-s-doing-she-married-you-didn-t-she-han-droma/)

[Shane Dix](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shane-dix/)

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> [I had a friend who was getting married. I said, 'You're getting married - I didn't know about all this!' She said,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-pelosi/i-had-a-friend-who-was-getting-married-i-said-you-re-getting-married/)

[Nancy Pelosi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-pelosi/)

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> [I met Ashley two weeks before I married him. It was a joke-the most ridiculous thing I've ever done. Once I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shannen-doherty/i-met-ashley-two-weeks-before-i-married-him-it-was-a-joke-the-most/)

[Shannen Doherty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shannen-doherty/)

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> [I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-carrington/i-didn-t-plan-on-being-a-comedian-i-didn-t-plan-on-getting-married/)

[Rodney Carrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-carrington/)

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> [When I was married, I didn't work. When I had my children, I didn't work. But before that, I'd work for Diana…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lee-radziwill/when-i-was-married-i-didn-t-work-when-i-had-my-children-i-didn-t-work/)

[Lee Radziwill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lee-radziwill/)

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> [Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-broyles/adam-and-eve-had-an-ideal-marriage-he-didn-t-have-to-hear-about-all/)

[Kimberly Broyles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-broyles/)

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> [Sadly, the timing's never been right. There have been men who would have married me but I didn't feel the same, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cherie-lunghi/sadly-the-timing-s-never-been-right-there-have-been-men-who-would/)

[Cherie Lunghi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cherie-lunghi/)

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> [In the past I had to deal with issues that hit me as a younger man. As a man who wasn't married…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nas/in-the-past-i-had-to-deal-with-issues-that-hit-me-as-a-younger-man-as/)

[Nas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nas/)

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> [I was going with someone for a few years, but we broke up. It was one of those things. He wanted to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-rudner/i-was-going-with-someone-for-a-few-years-but-we-broke-up-it-was-one/)

[Rita Rudner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-rudner/)

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> [“Yeah, you got married, didn’t you? But, you only did it because you thought we were over — and we’re not over.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tarryn-fisher/yeah-you-got-married-didn-t-you-but-you-only-did-it-because-you/)

[Tarryn Fisher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tarryn-fisher/)

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> [“Nothing," I said. "It's quiet. It's like― I don't know. It's like falling off a cliff." I laughed. "I guess my life…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susanna-kaysen/nothing-i-said-it-s-quiet-it-s-like-i-don-t-know-it-s-like-falling/)

[Susanna Kaysen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susanna-kaysen/)

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> [“When will you be returning?" "Not as soon as I'd like to. I'm going to have to waste a couple days finding…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johanna-lindsey/when-will-you-be-returning-not-as-soon-as-i-d-like-to-i-m-going-to/)

[Johanna Lindsey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johanna-lindsey/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a57/johanna-lindsey-3725_marriage_when-will-you-be-returning-not-as-soon-a_56927.jpg)

> [“People told me not to get married; I didn´t listen. No one ever listens, it seems to me now. Perhaps people should…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/suzanne-finnamore/people-told-me-not-to-get-married-i-didn-t-listen-no-one-ever-listens/)

[Suzanne Finnamore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/suzanne-finnamore/)

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> [“If I weren’t married, and I didn’t have a girlfriend, I’d ask that girl out. But what can I do? I’m an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/if-i-weren-t-married-and-i-didn-t-have-a-girlfriend-i-d-ask-that-girl/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [I never thought I would get married. I didn't think I was that type of person.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/heather-brooke/i-never-thought-i-would-get-married-i-didn-t-think-i-was-that-type-of/)

[Heather Brooke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/heather-brooke/)

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                        "text": "“When will you be returning?\" \"Not as soon as I'd like to. I'm going to have to waste a couple days finding an…acceptable...wife.\" Her eyes widened. \"You're going to France to get married ?\" He didn't answer immediately; he was in fact giving her such a thoughtful look that it began to make her distinctly uncomfortable. But he finally answered, \"Not a'tall. While that might delight my mother, I think even she would prefer an English daughter-in-law. Fortunately, I'm in no hurry to delight her. It's not a real wife I need, just a woman to play the role for a few days.\" \"A fake wife?\" He smiled enigmatically. \"Exactly.\" \"Whatever for?\" \"If you're offering to play the part, we can discuss it further. Otherwise, it's none of your business.\" She snorted and had to wrestle with her curiosity a bit before she could tell him, \"Real or fake, I find marriage to you so detestable that my answer isn't just no,it's a resounding no.”",
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