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> [ We got married drunk in Vegas . . . We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chapel in a cab. \[We thought\] you have to go down to the courthouse and sign papers and stuff,… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janeane-garofalo/we-got-married-drunk-in-vegas-we-dated-for-a-year-and-we-got-married/)

[Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janeane-garofalo/)

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