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> [But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and she can have her scrapbooking room or garden or whatever it is. But when everyone has what they want, it's not funny. There's no conflict.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-garrett/but-i-believe-that-there-are-marriages-where-you-can-have-your-pool/)

[Brad Garrett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-garrett/)

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## More by Brad Garrett

> [I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life was a little upside down and I never felt…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-garrett/i-was-very-very-large-as-a-kid-and-never-athletic-and-my-home-life/)

[Brad Garrett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-garrett/)

> [In standup, it's just you. You're your own writer, your own critic, your own director, and it's never the same. You really don't always…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-garrett/in-standup-it-s-just-you-you-re-your-own-writer-your-own-critic-your/)

[Brad Garrett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-garrett/)

> [Standup is really the only thing in the entertainment business that you do totally alone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-garrett/standup-is-really-the-only-thing-in-the-entertainment-business-that/)

[Brad Garrett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-garrett/)

> [The night I won the Emmy, I probably cried for three hours on and off.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-garrett/the-night-i-won-the-emmy-i-probably-cried-for-three-hours-on-and-off/)

[Brad Garrett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-garrett/)

> [I think we love watching people that are flawed because we're all flawed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-garrett/i-think-we-love-watching-people-that-are-flawed-because-we-re-all/)

[Brad Garrett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-garrett/)

> [I'm the type of guy that feels pressure when I have to order dinner. I'm just that type of guy but that's my fuel.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-garrett/i-m-the-type-of-guy-that-feels-pressure-when-i-have-to-order-dinner-i/)

[Brad Garrett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-garrett/)

> [There's a black man inside of me just trying to make bail.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-garrett/there-s-a-black-man-inside-of-me-just-trying-to-make-bail/)

[Brad Garrett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-garrett/)

> [Humor is healing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-garrett/humor-is-healing/)

[Brad Garrett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-garrett/)

> [I'm not big on game shows.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-garrett/i-m-not-big-on-game-shows/)

[Brad Garrett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-garrett/)

> [I think I'm better wired for television. I love variety as far as a project. I'm easily bored and the schedule of a television…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-garrett/i-think-i-m-better-wired-for-television-i-love-variety-as-far-as-a/)

[Brad Garrett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-garrett/)

> [I feel very, very grateful. I'm a lucky guy, you need a lot of luck, and then when the cameras roll, you have to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-garrett/i-feel-very-very-grateful-i-m-a-lucky-guy-you-need-a-lot-of-luck-and/)

[Brad Garrett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-garrett/)

> [We don't take care of our teachers and our cops and our firemen. They should be at the top of our list.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-garrett/we-don-t-take-care-of-our-teachers-and-our-cops-and-our-firemen-they/)

[Brad Garrett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-garrett/)

> [Athletics are not my wheelhouse because sports were mean to this uncoordinated kid growing up, a 6-foot-2 14-year-old who never could do a layup.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-garrett/athletics-are-not-my-wheelhouse-because-sports-were-mean-to-this/)

[Brad Garrett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-garrett/)

> [Sports were never my thing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-garrett/sports-were-never-my-thing/)

[Brad Garrett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-garrett/)

> [I've always wanted to play a coach in a movie, just to be the captain of anything in the pirate ship of my bathtub.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brad-garrett/i-ve-always-wanted-to-play-a-coach-in-a-movie-just-to-be-the-captain/)

[Brad Garrett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brad-garrett/)

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