---
title: "1 Marriages Long Quotes By Alonzo Bodden"
description: "1 Marriages Long quotes by Alonzo Bodden. Plus more from Alonzo Bodden and more Marriages Long sayings from other authors."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbb/alonzo-bodden-21455_divorce_watching-news-showing-all-the-same-sex-m_2698960.jpg"
---

> [Watching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alonzo-bodden/watching-news-showing-all-the-same-sex-marriages-how-long-before/)

[Alonzo Bodden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alonzo-bodden/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbb/alonzo-bodden-21455_divorce_watching-news-showing-all-the-same-sex-m_2698960.jpg)

## More by Alonzo Bodden

> [I didn't understand NASCAR until I met some NASCAR fans. You talk to a couple of NASCAR fans and you'll see where a shiny…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alonzo-bodden/i-didn-t-understand-nascar-until-i-met-some-nascar-fans-you-talk-to-a/)

[Alonzo Bodden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alonzo-bodden/)

> [In a relationship you have to communicate, which means listening to her talk. Ladies, you fake orgasms. We fake listening.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alonzo-bodden/in-a-relationship-you-have-to-communicate-which-means-listening-to/)

[Alonzo Bodden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alonzo-bodden/)

> [Every day theres something new. Something's going to destroy us all. Then it disappears.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alonzo-bodden/every-day-theres-something-new-something-s-going-to-destroy-us-all/)

[Alonzo Bodden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alonzo-bodden/)

> [I have fantasies of burning down an insurance company just so THEY have to make a claim.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alonzo-bodden/i-have-fantasies-of-burning-down-an-insurance-company-just-so-they/)

[Alonzo Bodden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alonzo-bodden/)

> [I wish airplanes were more like elementary school with someone up front telling everyone to sit down and shut up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alonzo-bodden/i-wish-airplanes-were-more-like-elementary-school-with-someone-up/)

[Alonzo Bodden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alonzo-bodden/)

> [I wasn't always a comic, I used to do honest work.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alonzo-bodden/i-wasn-t-always-a-comic-i-used-to-do-honest-work/)

[Alonzo Bodden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alonzo-bodden/)

> [You can't bring tweezers on an airplane. If I'm on a plane and you try to hijack it with tweezers, I'll whip your ass,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alonzo-bodden/you-can-t-bring-tweezers-on-an-airplane-if-i-m-on-a-plane-and-you-try/)

[Alonzo Bodden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alonzo-bodden/)

> [Nothing good ever climbed up the side of a boat.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alonzo-bodden/nothing-good-ever-climbed-up-the-side-of-a-boat/)

[Alonzo Bodden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alonzo-bodden/)

> [I don't like conservatives. They always talk about the good old days. I'm black, we have no good old days.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alonzo-bodden/i-don-t-like-conservatives-they-always-talk-about-the-good-old-days-i/)

[Alonzo Bodden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alonzo-bodden/)

> [Comedy is the drug, when they laugh it's like I'm a jazz musician and they hear it, and they get it. It's power to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alonzo-bodden/comedy-is-the-drug-when-they-laugh-it-s-like-i-m-a-jazz-musician-and/)

[Alonzo Bodden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alonzo-bodden/)

> [There are three goals for any comedian: to make a living as a comedian; I've been fortunate to do that. To make a name…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alonzo-bodden/there-are-three-goals-for-any-comedian-to-make-a-living-as-a-comedian/)

[Alonzo Bodden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alonzo-bodden/)

> [The difference, generally speaking, between sportbike people and cruiser people is that sportbike people like performance skill and wear safety gear; cruisers like chrome,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alonzo-bodden/the-difference-generally-speaking-between-sportbike-people-and/)

[Alonzo Bodden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alonzo-bodden/)

> [I could always make people laugh.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alonzo-bodden/i-could-always-make-people-laugh/)

[Alonzo Bodden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alonzo-bodden/)

> [I grew up in the suburbs. I'm an angry suburban nergo. I'm bad in, like, Starbucks. I'll hurt you over a frappuccino.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alonzo-bodden/i-grew-up-in-the-suburbs-i-m-an-angry-suburban-nergo-i-m-bad-in-like/)

[Alonzo Bodden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alonzo-bodden/)

> [I ride because there’s nothing like in the world. It’s a passion. It’s something I absolutely have to do and I can never imagine…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alonzo-bodden/i-ride-because-there-s-nothing-like-in-the-world-it-s-a-passion-it-s/)

[Alonzo Bodden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alonzo-bodden/)

```json
{
    "@context": "https://schema.org",
    "@graph": [
        {
            "@type": "ItemList",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/marriages-long/alonzo-bodden/#itemlist",
            "name": "1 Marriages Long Quotes By Alonzo Bodden",
            "numberOfItems": 1,
            "itemListElement": [
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 1,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "Watching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce?",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Alonzo Bodden"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alonzo-bodden/watching-news-showing-all-the-same-sex-marriages-how-long-before/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbb/alonzo-bodden-21455_divorce_watching-news-showing-all-the-same-sex-m_2698960.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbb/alonzo-bodden-21455_divorce_watching-news-showing-all-the-same-sex-m_2698960.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbb/alonzo-bodden-21455_divorce_watching-news-showing-all-the-same-sex-m_2698960.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Watching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce?” — Alonzo Bodden",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                }
            ]
        },
        {
            "@type": "CollectionPage",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/marriages-long/alonzo-bodden/#webpage",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/marriages-long/alonzo-bodden/",
            "name": "Marriages Long Quotes by Alonzo Bodden",
            "isPartOf": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website"
            },
            "mainEntity": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/marriages-long/alonzo-bodden/#itemlist"
            },
            "primaryImageOfPage": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbb/alonzo-bodden-21455_divorce_watching-news-showing-all-the-same-sex-m_2698960.jpg"
            },
            "description": "1 Marriages Long quotes by Alonzo Bodden. Plus more from Alonzo Bodden and more Marriages Long sayings from other authors.",
            "breadcrumb": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/marriages-long/alonzo-bodden/#breadcrumb"
            }
        },
        {
            "@type": "BreadcrumbList",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/marriages-long/alonzo-bodden/#breadcrumb",
            "itemListElement": [
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 1,
                    "name": "Home",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 2,
                    "name": "Quotes",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 3,
                    "name": "Topics",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/categories/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 4,
                    "name": "Marriages Long",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/marriages-long/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 5,
                    "name": "Alonzo Bodden",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/marriages-long/alonzo-bodden/"
                }
            ]
        },
        {
            "@type": "WebSite",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website",
            "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/",
            "publisher": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
            }
        },
        {
            "@type": "Organization",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization",
            "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/",
            "logo": {
                "@type": "ImageObject",
                "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/themes/sq/assets/icons/icon-512.png",
                "width": 512,
                "height": 512
            }
        }
    ]
}
```