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> [I feel like marriage is a sacred institution that should only be between a man and a woman. If a gay couple wants to be married, why can't they just be satisfied with a civil union? Why do they have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-showalter/i-feel-like-marriage-is-a-sacred-institution-that-should-only-be/)

[Michael Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-showalter/)

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## More by Michael Showalter

> [Given the current state of publishing, I think it helps to have a brand name on the cover of your book. Comedians are proven…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-showalter/given-the-current-state-of-publishing-i-think-it-helps-to-have-a/)

[Michael Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-showalter/)

> [I calculated that if I wrote five pages a day, which seemed very doable, I would have an 1,800-page first draft when the deadline…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-showalter/i-calculated-that-if-i-wrote-five-pages-a-day-which-seemed-very/)

[Michael Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-showalter/)

> [I know more about sports than I know about any other subject, unfortunately. I'm embarrassed to admit that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-showalter/i-know-more-about-sports-than-i-know-about-any-other-subject/)

[Michael Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-showalter/)

> [Will Ferrell is probably the funniest comic actor, certainly of my generation. I am a huge, huge Will Ferrell fan. I'm not a huge…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-showalter/will-ferrell-is-probably-the-funniest-comic-actor-certainly-of-my/)

[Michael Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-showalter/)

> [If your dad is anything like mine, then you have no clue what to buy him for Father's Day. The only Father's Day tradition…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-showalter/if-your-dad-is-anything-like-mine-then-you-have-no-clue-what-to-buy/)

[Michael Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-showalter/)

> [I'm not big on fat jokes. That's a little beneath me. I'm not a huge fan of making a joke - and as I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-showalter/i-m-not-big-on-fat-jokes-that-s-a-little-beneath-me-i-m-not-a-huge/)

[Michael Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-showalter/)

> [In real life, comedians aren't funny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-showalter/in-real-life-comedians-aren-t-funny/)

[Michael Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-showalter/)

> [I just made a movie. There's a kind of a banter that some people might recognize as being screwball. There are no cell phones,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-showalter/i-just-made-a-movie-there-s-a-kind-of-a-banter-that-some-people-might/)

[Michael Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-showalter/)

> [I think narcissists are endlessly watchable. The way they view the world and the way they interact within the world. They have no concept…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-showalter/i-think-narcissists-are-endlessly-watchable-the-way-they-view-the/)

[Michael Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-showalter/)

> [A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending their feeling…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-showalter/a-lot-of-my-humor-centers-on-the-act-of-telling-jokes-and-i-think/)

[Michael Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-showalter/)

> [“Like I could take a nap at 4:15 p.m. and then I'll wake up twenty minutes later and have absolutely no clue where I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-showalter/like-i-could-take-a-nap-at-4-15-p-m-and-then-i-ll-wake-up-twenty/)

[Michael Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-showalter/)

> [The only Train song I like is the one that I play in my act "Drops Of Jupiter". Sheryl Crow has three or four…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-showalter/the-only-train-song-i-like-is-the-one-that-i-play-in-my-act-drops-of/)

[Michael Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-showalter/)

> [I've always loved going to see Broadway shows. I've seen 'em all: Rent, Chorus Line, Cats, West Side Story, Guys & Dolls, Wicked, you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-showalter/i-ve-always-loved-going-to-see-broadway-shows-i-ve-seen-em-all-rent/)

[Michael Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-showalter/)

> [I mean, do you really think Paul Krugman is checking his Twitter account every day to read what I write? Of course not. Every…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-showalter/i-mean-do-you-really-think-paul-krugman-is-checking-his-twitter/)

[Michael Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-showalter/)

> [I am a big proponent of writing a great outline. That way you can avoid hitting a roadblock. There is no worse feeling than…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-showalter/i-am-a-big-proponent-of-writing-a-great-outline-that-way-you-can/)

[Michael Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-showalter/)

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