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title: "1 Mardi gras Quotes By Philip DeFranco"
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> [Turns out the rules of Fat Tuesday dont require women to expose their breasts if you pelt them with beads. Most awkward meeting ever.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-defranco/turns-out-the-rules-of-fat-tuesday-dont-require-women-to-expose-their/)

[Philip DeFranco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-defranco/)

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## Other authors on Mardi gras

- [Mardi Gras 5 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/mardi-gras/mardi-gras/)

## More by Philip DeFranco

> [I believe in freedom to do what you want if you aren't hurting others, but pictures of obese protesters giving their children big gulps.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-defranco/i-believe-in-freedom-to-do-what-you-want-if-you-aren-t-hurting-others/)

[Philip DeFranco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-defranco/)

> [Rush Limbaugh is a tool. At least when I disagree with O Reilly I feel like its over issues. Rush is just in his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-defranco/rush-limbaugh-is-a-tool-at-least-when-i-disagree-with-o-reilly-i-feel/)

[Philip DeFranco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-defranco/)

> [If someone says you are not capable or can't have something, keep pushing because you can. And it's not because you're special, but it's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-defranco/if-someone-says-you-are-not-capable-or-can-t-have-something-keep/)

[Philip DeFranco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-defranco/)

> [I feel like John McCain is a really cool guy who is surrounded by idiotic friends.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-defranco/i-feel-like-john-mccain-is-a-really-cool-guy-who-is-surrounded-by/)

[Philip DeFranco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-defranco/)

> [Can someone explain decaf coffee to me? It sounds like sex but with all the work and none of the happy fun time good…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-defranco/can-someone-explain-decaf-coffee-to-me-it-sounds-like-sex-but-with/)

[Philip Defranco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-defranco/)

> [Scotty doesn't know. So don't tell Scotty!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-defranco/scotty-doesn-t-know-so-don-t-tell-scotty/)

[Philip DeFranco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-defranco/)

> [Remember we live in a world where facts matter less than how you present them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-defranco/remember-we-live-in-a-world-where-facts-matter-less-than-how-you/)

[Philip DeFranco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-defranco/)

> [My name is Philip DeFranco and youve just been Philld in and I will see you tomorrow.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-defranco/my-name-is-philip-defranco-and-youve-just-been-philld-in-and-i-will/)

[Philip DeFranco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-defranco/)

> [Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't...but you still eat it because its crazy to think a company would give you the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-defranco/sometimes-you-feel-like-a-nut-sometimes-you-don-t-but-you-still-eat/)

[Philip DeFranco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-defranco/)

> [Anyone want some DeFranco cuddles? They are fo free. Much like waffle fries.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-defranco/anyone-want-some-defranco-cuddles-they-are-fo-free-much-like-waffle/)

[Philip DeFranco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-defranco/)

> [Guys unless you're playing a villain in high school movie stop popping your collar.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-defranco/guys-unless-you-re-playing-a-villain-in-high-school-movie-stop/)

[Philip DeFranco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-defranco/)

> [I wonder if the boy scouts are going to start giving out 'Dont Ask, Dont Tell' badges.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-defranco/i-wonder-if-the-boy-scouts-are-going-to-start-giving-out-dont-ask/)

[Philip DeFranco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-defranco/)

> [I know people who make 15k a year but thrive and 500k a year but lives check to check.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-defranco/i-know-people-who-make-15k-a-year-but-thrive-and-500k-a-year-but/)

[Philip DeFranco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-defranco/)

> [Listening to Moonlight Sonata by Beethoven while I write. Its not fair to just call it music; its audible emotion.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-defranco/listening-to-moonlight-sonata-by-beethoven-while-i-write-its-not-fair/)

[Philip DeFranco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-defranco/)

> [I need new friends. Not that they suck or anything. Its just that I wake up at 6-7AM every day and thats around the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-defranco/i-need-new-friends-not-that-they-suck-or-anything-its-just-that-i/)

[Philip DeFranco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-defranco/)

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