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> [“Can February March? A: No, but April May.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-kozlowski/can-february-march-a-no-but-april-may/)

[Joe Kozlowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-kozlowski/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/40c/joe-kozlowski-43298_april_can-february-march-a-no-but-april-may-23_2303211.jpg)

## More by Joe Kozlowski

> [“Q: Why did the tomato turn red? A: Because it saw the salad dressing.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-kozlowski/q-why-did-the-tomato-turn-red-a-because-it-saw-the-salad-dressing/)

[Joe Kozlowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-kozlowski/)

> [“How is slippery ice like music? A: If you don’t C sharp, you’ll B flat.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-kozlowski/how-is-slippery-ice-like-music-a-if-you-don-t-c-sharp-you-ll-b-flat/)

[Joe Kozlowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-kozlowski/)

> [“Who went into the lion’s den and came out alive? A: The lion.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-kozlowski/who-went-into-the-lion-s-den-and-came-out-alive-a-the-lion/)

[Joe Kozlowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-kozlowski/)

> [“Q: What did the hungry computer eat? A: Chips, one byte at a time.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-kozlowski/q-what-did-the-hungry-computer-eat-a-chips-one-byte-at-a-time/)

[Joe Kozlowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-kozlowski/)

> [“Why do seagulls live by the sea? A: Because if they live by the bay, they’d be bagels.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-kozlowski/why-do-seagulls-live-by-the-sea-a-because-if-they-live-by-the-bay/)

[Joe Kozlowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-kozlowski/)

> [“What do you call a ghost’s mom and dad? A: Transparents!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-kozlowski/what-do-you-call-a-ghost-s-mom-and-dad-a-transparents/)

[Joe Kozlowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-kozlowski/)

> [“How do you organize a space party? A: You planet. Q: Why don’t aliens eat clowns? A: Because they taste funny. Q: Why did…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-kozlowski/how-do-you-organize-a-space-party-a-you-planet-q-why-don-t-aliens-eat/)

[Joe Kozlowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-kozlowski/)

> [“Can February March? A: No, but April May.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-kozlowski/can-february-march-a-no-but-april-may/)

[Joe Kozlowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-kozlowski/)

> [“How is slippery ice like music? A: If you don’t C sharp, you’ll B flat. Q: How do you make a band stand? A:…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-kozlowski/how-is-slippery-ice-like-music-a-if-you-don-t-c-sharp-you-ll-b-flat-q/)

[Joe Kozlowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-kozlowski/)

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