--- title: "4 Marathon Quotes By Jarod Kintz" description: "4 Marathon quotes by Jarod Kintz. Plus more from Jarod Kintz and more Marathon sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a45/jarod-kintz-2_half_i-ve-been-to-8-mile-i-condensed-a-half-m_775694.jpg" --- > [“I’ve been to 8 Mile. I condensed a half marathon into it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-ve-been-to-8-mile-i-condensed-a-half-marathon-into-it/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a45/jarod-kintz-2_half_i-ve-been-to-8-mile-i-condensed-a-half-m_775694.jpg) > [“When push comes to shove, I’m going to figure out some doors need to be pulled to be opened. I like to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/when-push-comes-to-shove-i-m-going-to-figure-out-some-doors-need-to/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3ef/jarod-kintz-2_door_when-push-comes-to-shove-i-m-going-to-fi_1018406.jpg) > [“Have you ever seen how fast ducks can waddle when chased? If I were to ever run a marathon, I'd model my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/have-you-ever-seen-how-fast-ducks-can-waddle-when-chased-if-i-were-to/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/137/jarod-kintz-2_duck_have-you-ever-seen-how-fast-ducks-can-wa_1216519.jpg) > [“I’m running a marathon. I won’t be jogging, walking, or sprinting, but I will be overseeing it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-m-running-a-marathon-i-won-t-be-jogging-walking-or-sprinting-but-i/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0eb/jarod-kintz-2_marathon_i-m-running-a-marathon-i-won-t-be-joggin_2571300.jpg) ## Other authors on Marathon - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b014/author-kathrine-switzer-55627.jpg) Kathrine Switzer 14 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/marathon/kathrine-switzer/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b019/author-paula-radcliffe-74289.jpg) Paula Radcliffe 10 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/marathon/paula-radcliffe/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b013/author-jeff-galloway-48346.jpg) Jeff Galloway 9 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/marathon/jeff-galloway/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b021/author-ryan-hall-81961.jpg) Ryan Hall 8 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/marathon/ryan-hall/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b011/author-hal-higdon-40057.jpg) Hal Higdon 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/marathon/hal-higdon/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b010/author-haile-gebrselassie-39988.jpg) Haile Gebrselassie 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/marathon/haile-gebrselassie/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b009/author-frank-shorter-35842.jpg) Frank Shorter 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/marathon/frank-shorter/) - [Bill Rodgers 7 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/marathon/bill-rodgers/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b022/author-summer-sanders-87891.jpg) Summer Sanders 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/marathon/summer-sanders/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b008/author-don-kardong-29861.jpg) Don Kardong 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/marathon/don-kardong/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b008/author-dean-karnazes-28243.jpg) Dean Karnazes 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/marathon/dean-karnazes/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b011/author-haruki-murakami-40784.jpg) Haruki Murakami 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/marathon/haruki-murakami/) ## More by Jarod Kintz > [“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-notice-when-you-re-gone-or-do-i-how-can-i-observe-something-that/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I wouldn’t love you if you were the last Sodomite in Gomorrah.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-wouldn-t-love-you-if-you-were-the-last-sodomite-in-gomorrah/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-blanket-could-be-used-to-make-sweet-sweet-music-with-the-love-of/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-brick-could-be-used-to-slow-down-time-sort-of-like-a-camel-in-a/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/we-have-a-love-so-pure-that-it-makes-snow-seem-yellow-don-t-eat-it/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-hid-mrs-frozenwater-s-body-in-the-ice-cube-trays-in-my-freezer/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/two-similar-words-might-lead-to-two-similar-ideas-they-might-also/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/nothing-is-and-isn-t-nothing-is-and-isn-t-nothing-itself-is-and-at/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Embossed letters represent the topography of typography.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/embossed-letters-represent-the-topography-of-typography/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/there-s-only-one-piece-of-clothing-i-could-eat-fast-and-that-s-a-scarf/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/dora-j-arod-is-to-jarod-ora-as-yes-is-to-yes-yes-is-also-the-correct/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-best-part-about-being-kidnapped-is-being-blindfolded-and-getting/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Orafoura once told me that if I were a car, I’d be a Ferrari. One that was scratched smashed, rusted, and stolen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/orafoura-once-told-me-that-if-i-were-a-car-i-d-be-a-ferrari-one-that/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“What makes a good leader? I ask myself this every day, and then as I begin to list off characteristics I realize I’m describing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/what-makes-a-good-leader-i-ask-myself-this-every-day-and-then-as-i/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I’d like to file a missing person’s report—on my clone. It’s nearly 2012. He should have been here by now.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-d-like-to-file-a-missing-person-s-report-on-my-clone-it-s-nearly/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/marathon/jarod-kintz/#itemlist", "name": "4 Marathon Quotes By Jarod Kintz", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I’ve been to 8 Mile. 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