--- title: "1 Man Shoes Quotes By Neil Leckman" description: "1 Man Shoes quotes by Neil Leckman. Plus more from Neil Leckman and more Man Shoes sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b84/neil-leckman-3772_fashion_i-tried-to-walk-a-mile-in-a-man-s-shoes_690320.jpg" --- > [“I tried to walk a mile in a man's shoes once. I ended up running most of the way!! Seems he wanted them back..”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-leckman/i-tried-to-walk-a-mile-in-a-man-s-shoes-once-i-ended-up-running-most/) [Neil Leckman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-leckman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b84/neil-leckman-3772_fashion_i-tried-to-walk-a-mile-in-a-man-s-shoes_690320.jpg) ## More by Neil Leckman > [“They kept yelling at me to pay attention during school, since education hasn't panned out for me can I get a refund, or at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-leckman/they-kept-yelling-at-me-to-pay-attention-during-school-since/) [Neil Leckman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-leckman/) > [“When I was little and my mom got mad at me she would always say, "You know you can be replaced". I have often…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-leckman/when-i-was-little-and-my-mom-got-mad-at-me-she-would-always-say-you/) [Neil Leckman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-leckman/) > [“You know what they say. "One man's joke is another man's brother”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-leckman/you-know-what-they-say-one-man-s-joke-is-another-man-s-brother/) [Neil Leckman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-leckman/) > [“If I have multiple personalities will I taste better to a zombie, or is the effort simply wasted? I've talked it over with myself,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-leckman/if-i-have-multiple-personalities-will-i-taste-better-to-a-zombie-or/) [Neil Leckman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-leckman/) > [“If I have a pocket fun of rainbows am I an optimist, or a guy with wet pants and really large pockets?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-leckman/if-i-have-a-pocket-fun-of-rainbows-am-i-an-optimist-or-a-guy-with-wet/) [Neil Leckman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-leckman/) > [“You shouldn't follow your heart unless you can keep a beat.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-leckman/you-shouldn-t-follow-your-heart-unless-you-can-keep-a-beat/) [Neil Leckman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-leckman/) > [“Like smoke in a room full of fans I fade...”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-leckman/like-smoke-in-a-room-full-of-fans-i-fade/) [Neil Leckman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-leckman/) > [“Yesterday I fell completely off the face of the earth Contemplating life, light and love in the darkness of the void Strangely it was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-leckman/yesterday-i-fell-completely-off-the-face-of-the-earth-contemplating/) [Neil Leckman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-leckman/) > [“Cheech and Chong Vs. HAL "I can't do that Dave." "Dave's not here, man" "That does not compute. Dave" "No man, Dave isn't here!!"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-leckman/cheech-and-chong-vs-hal-i-can-t-do-that-dave-dave-s-not-here-man-that/) [Neil Leckman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-leckman/) > [“They say you don't know what you don't know until you know that you don't know it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-leckman/they-say-you-don-t-know-what-you-don-t-know-until-you-know-that-you/) [Neil Leckman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-leckman/) > [“I flunked out of mime school. I could never hear what the instructor was saying!!!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-leckman/i-flunked-out-of-mime-school-i-could-never-hear-what-the-instructor/) [Neil Leckman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-leckman/) > [“Has anybody ever written a horror pop-up book? The center of the book pops up and opens the gate to the elder gods. Of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-leckman/has-anybody-ever-written-a-horror-pop-up-book-the-center-of-the-book/) [Neil Leckman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-leckman/) > [“Has anyone else noticed that most dreams happen while you're asleep? Makes it a lot harder to remember the details...”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-leckman/has-anyone-else-noticed-that-most-dreams-happen-while-you-re-asleep/) [Neil Leckman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-leckman/) > [“Remember children, once I am gone I will be part of it all Everything will be me and together be free The songs of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-leckman/remember-children-once-i-am-gone-i-will-be-part-of-it-all-everything/) [Neil Leckman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-leckman/) > [“Some people like to push my buttons!!! I just wish they would give them back...”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-leckman/some-people-like-to-push-my-buttons-i-just-wish-they-would-give-them/) [Neil Leckman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-leckman/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/man-shoes/neil-leckman/#itemlist", "name": "1 Man Shoes Quotes By Neil Leckman", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I tried to walk a mile in a man's shoes once. I ended up running most of the way!! 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