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title: "4 Mama Quotes By Johnny B. Laughing"
description: "4 Mama quotes by Johnny B. Laughing. Plus more from Johnny B. Laughing and more Mama sayings from other authors."
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> [“Yo mama is so ugly… she turned Medusa to stone!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/yo-mama-is-so-ugly-she-turned-medusa-to-stone/)

Johnny B. Laughing

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9fe/johnny-b-laughing-27988_mama_yo-mama-is-so-ugly-she-turned-medusa-to_246590.jpg)

> [“Yo mama jokes…   Yo”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/yo-mama-jokes-yo/)

Johnny B. Laughing

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f68/johnny-b-laughing-27988_jokes_yo-mama-jokes-yo-755153_755153.jpg)

> [“Yo mama is so stupid… she thought she couldn’t buy a Gameboy because she is a girl!   Yo”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/yo-mama-is-so-stupid-she-thought-she-couldn-t-buy-a-gameboy-because/)

Johnny B. Laughing

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/04f/johnny-b-laughing-27988_yo-mama_yo-mama-is-so-stupid-she-thought-she-cou_1945998.jpg)

> [“Yo mama is so fat and greasy… she uses bacon strips as a bandaid!   Yo”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/yo-mama-is-so-fat-and-greasy-she-uses-bacon-strips-as-a-bandaid-yo/)

Johnny B. Laughing

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/827/johnny-b-laughing-27988_yo-mama_yo-mama-is-so-fat-and-greasy-she-uses-ba_2079462.jpg)

## Other authors on Mama

## More by Johnny B. Laughing

> [“Knock knock! Who’s there? Amory! Amory who? Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/knock-knock-who-s-there-amory-amory-who-amory-christmas-and-a-happy/)

Johnny B. Laughing

> [“Yo mama is so ugly… she turned Medusa to stone!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/yo-mama-is-so-ugly-she-turned-medusa-to-stone/)

Johnny B. Laughing

> [“What do you call a pig thief? A: A hamburglar!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/what-do-you-call-a-pig-thief-a-a-hamburglar/)

Johnny B. Laughing

> [“Why do computer teachers never get sick? A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/why-do-computer-teachers-never-get-sick-a-because-an-apple-a-day/)

Johnny B. Laughing

> [“Yo mama jokes…   Yo”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/yo-mama-jokes-yo/)

Johnny B. Laughing

> [“Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? A: The one with the biggest head!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/which-astronaut-wears-the-biggest-helmet-a-the-one-with-the-biggest/)

Johnny B. Laughing

> [“What is a horse’s favorite sport? A: Stable tennis!   Q:”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/what-is-a-horse-s-favorite-sport-a-stable-tennis-q/)

Johnny B. Laughing

> [“Yo mama is so lazy… she starved instead of getting up to get some food.   Yo”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/yo-mama-is-so-lazy-she-starved-instead-of-getting-up-to-get-some-food/)

Johnny B. Laughing

> [“Knock knock! Who’s there? Bacon! Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/knock-knock-who-s-there-bacon-bacon-who-bacon-a-cake-for-your-birthday/)

Johnny B. Laughing

> [“Knock knock! Who’s there? Four! Four who? Four he is a jolly good fellow!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/knock-knock-who-s-there-four-four-who-four-he-is-a-jolly-good-fellow/)

Johnny B. Laughing

> [“Yo mama is so stupid… she thought she couldn’t buy a Gameboy because she is a girl!   Yo”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/yo-mama-is-so-stupid-she-thought-she-couldn-t-buy-a-gameboy-because/)

Johnny B. Laughing

> [“Yo mama is so fat and greasy… she uses bacon strips as a bandaid!   Yo”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/yo-mama-is-so-fat-and-greasy-she-uses-bacon-strips-as-a-bandaid-yo/)

Johnny B. Laughing

> [“Knock knock! Who’s there? Alf! Alf who? I pay Alf the rent here. Let me in!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/knock-knock-who-s-there-alf-alf-who-i-pay-alf-the-rent-here-let-me-in/)

Johnny B. Laughing

> [“Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/why-is-it-good-to-have-a-blonde-passenger-a-you-can-park-in-the/)

Johnny B. Laughing

> [“Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs, and was still stuck.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-b-laughing/did-you-hear-about-the-blonde-coyote-a-got-stuck-in-a-trap-chewed-off/)

Johnny B. Laughing

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