--- title: "8 Mallards Quotes by 6 authors" description: "Browse 8 Mallards quotes by 6 authors. Discover the best Mallards sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e24/nash-buckingham-68264_boat_the-best-long-range-shotgun-load-to-have_419392.jpg" --- > [The best long range shotgun load to have in one's boat for mallards is a fine retriever.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nash-buckingham/the-best-long-range-shotgun-load-to-have-in-one-s-boat-for-mallards/) [Nash Buckingham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nash-buckingham/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e24/nash-buckingham-68264_boat_the-best-long-range-shotgun-load-to-have_419392.jpg) > [And strangely enoughthe only emotion I ever feel, is what the beaver must feel, as he bears each stick to his hidden…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-collins/and-strangely-enoughthe-only-emotion-i-ever-feel-is-what-the-beaver/) [Billy Collins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-collins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ec/billy-collins-3004_bears_and-strangely-enoughthe-only-emotion-i-e_1059431.jpg) > [Look at that mallard as he floats on the lake; see his elevated head glittering with emerald green, his amber eyes glancing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-james-audubon/look-at-that-mallard-as-he-floats-on-the-lake-see-his-elevated-head/) [John James Audubon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-james-audubon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/618/john-james-audubon-9371_amber_look-at-that-mallard-as-he-floats-on-the_1066479.jpg) > [Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.- William Herondale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/bloodthirsty-little-beasts-never-trust-a-duck-william-herondale/) [Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bdb/cassandra-clare-9_animals_bloodthirsty-little-beasts-never-trust-a_1445932.jpg) > [My idea of fast food is a mallard.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/my-idea-of-fast-food-is-a-mallard/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2b0/ted-nugent-1735_fast-food_my-idea-of-fast-food-is-a-mallard-213395_2133958.png) > [Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted-nugent/mankind-a-quality-of-life-upgrade-is-available-to-each-and-every-one/) [Ted Nugent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted-nugent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/085/ted-nugent-1735_alcohol_mankind-a-quality-of-life-upgrade-is-ava_2157274.png) > [Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/remember-when-you-tried-to-convince-me-to-feed-a-poultry-pie-to-the/) [Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/484/cassandra-clare-9_beast_remember-when-you-tried-to-convince-me-t_2508155.jpg) > [Children, as persons, are entitled to the greatest respect. Children are given to us as free-flying souls, but then we clip their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gerry-spence/children-as-persons-are-entitled-to-the-greatest-respect-children-are/) [Gerry Spence](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gerry-spence/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fd9/gerry-spence-9080_bud_children-as-persons-are-entitled-to-the_3149198.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/mallards/#itemlist", "name": "Mallards Quotes", "numberOfItems": 8, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The best long range shotgun load to have in one's boat for mallards is a fine retriever.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Nash Buckingham" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nash-buckingham/the-best-long-range-shotgun-load-to-have-in-one-s-boat-for-mallards/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e24/nash-buckingham-68264_boat_the-best-long-range-shotgun-load-to-have_419392.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e24/nash-buckingham-68264_boat_the-best-long-range-shotgun-load-to-have_419392.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e24/nash-buckingham-68264_boat_the-best-long-range-shotgun-load-to-have_419392.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The best long range shotgun load to have in one's boat for mallards is a fine retriever.” — Nash Buckingham", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "And strangely enoughthe only emotion I ever feel, is what the beaver must feel, as he bears each stick to his hidden construction, which creates the tranquil pond and gives the mallards somewhere to paddle, and the pair of swans a place to conceal their young", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Billy Collins" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-collins/and-strangely-enoughthe-only-emotion-i-ever-feel-is-what-the-beaver/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ec/billy-collins-3004_bears_and-strangely-enoughthe-only-emotion-i-e_1059431.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ec/billy-collins-3004_bears_and-strangely-enoughthe-only-emotion-i-e_1059431.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ec/billy-collins-3004_bears_and-strangely-enoughthe-only-emotion-i-e_1059431.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“And strangely enoughthe only emotion I ever feel, is what the beaver must feel, as he bears each stick to…” — Billy Collins", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Look at that mallard as he floats on the lake; see his elevated head glittering with emerald green, his amber eyes glancing in the light! Even at this distance, he has marked you, and suspects that you bear no goodwill towards him, for he sees that you have a gun, and he has many a time been frightened by its report, or that of some other. 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Never trust a duck.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Cassandra Clare" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/remember-when-you-tried-to-convince-me-to-feed-a-poultry-pie-to-the/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/484/cassandra-clare-9_beast_remember-when-you-tried-to-convince-me-t_2508155.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/484/cassandra-clare-9_beast_remember-when-you-tried-to-convince-me-t_2508155.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/484/cassandra-clare-9_beast_remember-when-you-tried-to-convince-me-t_2508155.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could…” — Cassandra Clare", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 8, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Children, as persons, are entitled to the greatest respect. Children are given to us as free-flying souls, but then we clip their wings like we domesticate the wild mallard. 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