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> [“Make tea, not war”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/monty-python/make-tea-not-war/)

[Monty Python](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/monty-python/)

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## More by Monty Python

> [“By the power bestowed in me by the Ministry of Silly Underpants . . .”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/monty-python/by-the-power-bestowed-in-me-by-the-ministry-of-silly-underpants/)

[Monty Python](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/monty-python/)

> [“Make tea, not war”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/monty-python/make-tea-not-war/)

[Monty Python](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/monty-python/)

> [“Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/monty-python/nobody-expects-the-spanish-inquisition-our-chief-weapon-is-surprise/)

[Monty Python](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/monty-python/)

> [“It's just a flesh wound!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/monty-python/it-s-just-a-flesh-wound/)

[Monty Python](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/monty-python/)

> [“Henry Kissinger How I'm missing yer You're the Doctor of my dreams With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare And your Machiavellian schemes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/monty-python/henry-kissinger-how-i-m-missing-yer-you-re-the-doctor-of-my-dreams/)

[Monty Python](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/monty-python/)

> [“Watashi no hobākurafuto wa unagi de ippai desu”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/monty-python/watashi-no-hob-kurafuto-wa-unagi-de-ippai-desu/)

[Monty Python](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/monty-python/)

> [Ximinez: Now, old woman -- you are accused of heresy on three counts -- heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/monty-python/ximinez-now-old-woman-you-are-accused-of-heresy-on-three-counts/)

[Monty Python](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/monty-python/)

> [Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/monty-python/strange-women-lying-in-ponds-distributing-swords-is-no-basis-for-a/)

[Monty Python](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/monty-python/)

> ['Tis but a scratch' 'A scratch?! Your arm's off!' 'No, it isn't.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/monty-python/tis-but-a-scratch-a-scratch-your-arm-s-off-no-it-isn-t/)

[Monty Python](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/monty-python/)

> [It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/monty-python/it-s-funny-isn-t-it-how-your-best-friend-can-just-blow-up-like-that/)

[Monty Python](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/monty-python/)

> [“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/monty-python/your-highness-when-i-said-that-you-are-like-a-stream-of-bat-s-piss-i/)

[Monty Python](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/monty-python/)

> [“If life seems jolly rotten, There’s something you’ve forgotten.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/monty-python/if-life-seems-jolly-rotten-there-s-something-you-ve-forgotten/)

[Monty Python](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/monty-python/)

> [“I got better.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/monty-python/i-got-better/)

[Monty Python](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/monty-python/)

> [“And now for something completely differeent.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/monty-python/and-now-for-something-completely-differeent/)

[Monty Python](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/monty-python/)

> [“Your Life our your lupines!" Dennis Moore”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/monty-python/your-life-our-your-lupines-dennis-moore/)

[Monty Python](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/monty-python/)

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