--- title: "10 Make Sandwich Quotes by 9 authors" description: "Browse 10 Make Sandwich quotes by 9 authors. Discover the best Make Sandwich sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab0/anonymous-1_t-shirt_cool-story-babe-now-go-make-me-a-sandwic_877233.jpg" --- > [~Cool story babe now go make me a sandwich < 3](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/cool-story-babe-now-go-make-me-a-sandwich-3/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab0/anonymous-1_t-shirt_cool-story-babe-now-go-make-me-a-sandwic_877233.jpg) > [No, you make ME a sandwich!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/little-d/no-you-make-me-a-sandwich/) [Little D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/little-d/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fee/little-d-257248_make_no-you-make-me-a-sandwich-737906_737906.jpg) > [You annoy me. Now make me a sandwich. -.-](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author-name/you-annoy-me-now-make-me-a-sandwich/) [Author Name](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/author-name/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4a1/author-name-101_annoy_you-annoy-me-now-make-me-a-sandwich-7925_792518.jpg) > [If you are reading this¦ Go make me a sandwich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabibi/if-you-are-reading-this-go-make-me-a-sandwich/) [Gabibi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabibi/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/941/gabibi-58919_funny_if-you-are-reading-this-go-make-me-a-san_1215574.jpg) > [You don't need a pack of wild horses to learn how to make a sandwich.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phil-mcgraw/you-don-t-need-a-pack-of-wild-horses-to-learn-how-to-make-a-sandwich/) [Phil McGraw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phil-mcgraw/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3a9/phil-mcgraw-3416_food_you-don-t-need-a-pack-of-wild-horses-to_2693672.jpg) > [Im the type of girl who yells at my man to go make me a sandwich.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/im-the-type-of-girl-who-yells-at-my-man-to-go-make-me-a-sandwich/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/35b/anonymous-1_im-type_im-the-type-of-girl-who-yells-at-my-man_342371.jpg) > [Damn rich, peanut butter guts and a Lamorghini, woah. You must have white bread, lets make a sandwich.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yelawolf/damn-rich-peanut-butter-guts-and-a-lamorghini-woah-you-must-have/) [Yelawolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yelawolf/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2db/yelawolf-8015_bread_damn-rich-peanut-butter-guts-and-a-lamor_2921843.jpg) > [I set out to make a sandwich using a robot arm. I put a knife at the end of it and tried…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simone-giertz/i-set-out-to-make-a-sandwich-using-a-robot-arm-i-put-a-knife-at-the/) [Simone Giertz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simone-giertz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c3c/simone-giertz-9150_bread_i-set-out-to-make-a-sandwich-using-a-rob_2515802.jpg) > [“We have a universe. It is a place of most wondrous and gratifying possibility, and beautiful, too. And it was all done…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-bryson/we-have-a-universe-it-is-a-place-of-most-wondrous-and-gratifying/) [Bill Bryson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-bryson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7f6/bill-bryson-340_physics_we-have-a-universe-it-is-a-place-of-most_751398.png) > [“Is there anything I can do?" He gave her a tired grin. "Crawl in bed with me." She glared at him, then…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-wiggs/is-there-anything-i-can-do-he-gave-her-a-tired-grin-crawl-in-bed-with/) [Susan Wiggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-wiggs/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f75/susan-wiggs-3167_flirting_is-there-anything-i-can-do-he-gave-her-a_2068674.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/make-sandwich/#itemlist", "name": "Make Sandwich Quotes", "numberOfItems": 10, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "~Cool story babe now go make me a sandwich < 3", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anonymous" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/cool-story-babe-now-go-make-me-a-sandwich-3/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab0/anonymous-1_t-shirt_cool-story-babe-now-go-make-me-a-sandwic_877233.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab0/anonymous-1_t-shirt_cool-story-babe-now-go-make-me-a-sandwic_877233.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab0/anonymous-1_t-shirt_cool-story-babe-now-go-make-me-a-sandwic_877233.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“~Cool story babe now go make me a sandwich < 3” — Anonymous", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "No, you make ME a sandwich!", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Little D" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/little-d/no-you-make-me-a-sandwich/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fee/little-d-257248_make_no-you-make-me-a-sandwich-737906_737906.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fee/little-d-257248_make_no-you-make-me-a-sandwich-737906_737906.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fee/little-d-257248_make_no-you-make-me-a-sandwich-737906_737906.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“No, you make ME a sandwich!” — Little D", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You annoy me. 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