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title: "299 Maids Quotes by 229 authors"
description: "Browse 299 Maids quotes by 229 authors. Discover the best Maids sayings and thoughts."
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> [Old maids do not mind giving people trouble.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-nelson-page/old-maids-do-not-mind-giving-people-trouble/)

[Thomas Nelson Page](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-nelson-page/)

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> [Men are April when they woo, December when they wed...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/men-are-april-when-they-woo-december-when-they-wed/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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> [How, like a moth, the simple maid Still plays around the flame!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-gay/how-like-a-moth-the-simple-maid-still-plays-around-the-flame/)

[John Gay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-gay/)

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> [Pretty maids all in a row, go on set them up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/van-halen/pretty-maids-all-in-a-row-go-on-set-them-up/)

[Van Halen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/van-halen/)

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> [I'm just an old maid with an attraction to men.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-reno/i-m-just-an-old-maid-with-an-attraction-to-men/)

[Janet Reno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-reno/)

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> [Better die an old maid, sister, than marry the wrong man.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-sunday/better-die-an-old-maid-sister-than-marry-the-wrong-man/)

[Billy Sunday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-sunday/)

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> [I am a hands-on mother and don't rely on maids.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ayesha-takia/i-am-a-hands-on-mother-and-don-t-rely-on-maids/)

[Ayesha Takia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ayesha-takia/)

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> [Let thy maid servant be faithful, strong, and homely.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-franklin/let-thy-maid-servant-be-faithful-strong-and-homely/)

[Benjamin Franklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-franklin/)

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> [Welcome, maids of honor, You doe bring In the spring, And wait upon her.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-herrick/welcome-maids-of-honor-you-doe-bring-in-the-spring-and-wait-upon-her/)

[Robert Herrick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-herrick/)

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> [Maid of the luminous grey-eyes, Mistress of honey and marble implacable white thighs and Goddess, chaste daughter of Zeus.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hilda-doolittle/maid-of-the-luminous-grey-eyes-mistress-of-honey-and-marble/)

[Hilda Doolittle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hilda-doolittle/)

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> [RUIN, v. To destroy. Specifically, to destroy a maid's belief in the virtue of maids.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ambrose-bierce/ruin-v-to-destroy-specifically-to-destroy-a-maid-s-belief-in-the/)

[Ambrose Bierce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ambrose-bierce/)

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> [The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/groucho-marx/the-only-game-i-like-to-play-is-old-maid-providing-she-s-not-too-old/)

[Groucho Marx](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/groucho-marx/)

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> [When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth"](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/groucho-marx/when-discovered-by-his-wife-kissing-the-maid-groucho-said-i-was-just/)

[Groucho Marx](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/groucho-marx/)

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> [Since all the maids are good and lovable, from whence come the bad wives?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-lamb/since-all-the-maids-are-good-and-lovable-from-whence-come-the-bad/)

[Charles Lamb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-lamb/)

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> [Acquaintance many, and conquaintance few, But for inquaintance I know only two - The friend I've wept and the maid I woo.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samuel-taylor-coleridge/acquaintance-many-and-conquaintance-few-but-for-inquaintance-i-know/)

[Samuel Taylor Coleridge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samuel-taylor-coleridge/)

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> [I sighed. "And what am I to you, Al?" "My maid," he said brightly. "Shall we do this?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/i-sighed-and-what-am-i-to-you-al-my-maid-he-said-brightly-shall-we-do/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [The Maid and her soldiers will have the victory. Therefore the Maid is willing that you, Duke of Bedford, should not destroy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-of-arc/the-maid-and-her-soldiers-will-have-the-victory-therefore-the-maid-is/)

[Joan of Arc](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-of-arc/)

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> [When you go to hotels, who are the maids who work at most of those hotels? A lot of them are immigrants.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kamaru-usman/when-you-go-to-hotels-who-are-the-maids-who-work-at-most-of-those/)

[Kamaru Usman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kamaru-usman/)

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> [Ye generous maids, revenge your sex's wrong; Let not the mean destroyer e'er approach Your sacred charms. Now muster all your pride,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-armstrong/ye-generous-maids-revenge-your-sex-s-wrong-let-not-the-mean-destroyer/)

[John Armstrong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-armstrong/)

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> [If you had pockets, you were associated with a labor force. It meant you had things to carry yourself. Otherwise, your lady's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-gunn/if-you-had-pockets-you-were-associated-with-a-labor-force-it-meant/)

[Tim Gunn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-gunn/)

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> [Some report a sea-maid spawn'd him; some that he was begot between two stock-fishes. But it is certain that when he makes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/some-report-a-sea-maid-spawn-d-him-some-that-he-was-begot-between-two/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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> [And then like thunder broke the frost, The chill wall fell, and morrowless Immortal maid and man embraced, Their light and shadow…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alison-croggon/and-then-like-thunder-broke-the-frost-the-chill-wall-fell-and/)

[Alison Croggon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alison-croggon/)

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> [Sleep is not, death is not; Who seem to die Live. House you were born in, Friends of your spring-time, old man…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralph-waldo-emerson/sleep-is-not-death-is-not-who-seem-to-die-live-house-you-were-born-in/)

[Ralph Waldo Emerson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralph-waldo-emerson/)

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> [I'm with an old family" was the euphemism used to dignify the professions of white folks' cooks and maids who talked so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/malcolm-x/i-m-with-an-old-family-was-the-euphemism-used-to-dignify-the/)

[Malcolm X](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/malcolm-x/)

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> [In short, no association or alliance can be happy or stable without me. People can't long tolerate a ruler, nor can a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/desiderius-erasmus/in-short-no-association-or-alliance-can-be-happy-or-stable-without-me/)

[Desiderius Erasmus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/desiderius-erasmus/)

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> [A precious place is Paradise and none may know its worth, But Eden ever longeth for the knicknacks of the earth. The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nathalia-crane/a-precious-place-is-paradise-and-none-may-know-its-worth-but-eden/)

[Nathalia Crane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nathalia-crane/)

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> [One can never be sure,” the Green Wind sighed. “There is always the danger of kisses where sleeping maids are concerned. But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/catherynne-m-valente/one-can-never-be-sure-the-green-wind-sighed-there-is-always-the/)

[Catherynne M. Valente](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/catherynne-m-valente/)

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> [You've heard tales of beauty and the beast. How a fair maid falls in love with a monster and sees the beauty…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-maitland/you-ve-heard-tales-of-beauty-and-the-beast-how-a-fair-maid-falls-in/)

[Karen Maitland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-maitland/)

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> [Nic's going to be an old maid," Michael said, giggling. "What?" she snapped. "How do you even know what that means? You're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alexandra-adornetto/nic-s-going-to-be-an-old-maid-michael-said-giggling-what-she-snapped/)

[Alexandra Adornetto](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alexandra-adornetto/)

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> [That was ridiculous," I told Dorian, once she'd left. "She's not the kind of person to fall for your flirting." "On the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/that-was-ridiculous-i-told-dorian-once-she-d-left-she-s-not-the-kind/)

[Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/)

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> [Ye youths and virgins, when your generous blood Has drunk the warmth of fifteen summers, now The loves invite; now to new…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-armstrong/ye-youths-and-virgins-when-your-generous-blood-has-drunk-the-warmth/)

[John Armstrong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-armstrong/)

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> [I didn't go Hollywood on the outside with flashy cars, upstairs maids and mink covered bathroom fixtures. I went Hollywood on the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-caulfield/i-didn-t-go-hollywood-on-the-outside-with-flashy-cars-upstairs-maids-2/)

[Joan Caulfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-caulfield/)

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> [ Her \[Mary's\] motherhood extends beyond view. In the will of the Son, she becomes at once mother and maid: sheltering him, but… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adrienne-von-speyr/her-mary-s-motherhood-extends-beyond-view-in-the-will-of-the-son-she/)

[Adrienne von Speyr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adrienne-von-speyr/)

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> [For they imagined as they wished--that it was a wild shot,/ an unintended killing--fools, not to comprehend/ they were already in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/homer/for-they-imagined-as-they-wished-that-it-was-a-wild-shot-an/)

[Homer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/homer/)

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> [Besides, I'd seen a really nice pair of shoes yesterday in the mall and I wanted them for my own. I can't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marian-keyes/besides-i-d-seen-a-really-nice-pair-of-shoes-yesterday-in-the-mall/)

[Marian Keyes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marian-keyes/)

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> [Back in the twentieth century, we thought that robots would have taken over by this time, and, in a way, they have.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-norris/back-in-the-twentieth-century-we-thought-that-robots-would-have-taken/)

[Mary Norris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mary-norris/)

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> [Will sat where he was, gazing at the silver bowl in front of him; a white rose was floating in it, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/will-sat-where-he-was-gazing-at-the-silver-bowl-in-front-of-him-a/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

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> [So often, we blame other people when, really, the problem is right down in here. I'm not happy. I don't know what's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joyce-meyer/so-often-we-blame-other-people-when-really-the-problem-is-right-down/)

[Joyce Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joyce-meyer/)

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> [I didn't go Hollywood on the outside with flashy cars, upstairs maids and mink covered bathroom fixtures. I went Hollywood on the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-caulfield/i-didn-t-go-hollywood-on-the-outside-with-flashy-cars-upstairs-maids/)

[Joan Caulfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-caulfield/)

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> [Fairest Cordelia, that art most rich, being poor; Most choice, forsaken; and most loved, despised! Thee and thy virtues here I seize…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/fairest-cordelia-that-art-most-rich-being-poor-most-choice-forsaken/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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                        "text": "Nic's going to be an old maid,\" Michael said, giggling. \"What?\" she snapped. \"How do you even know what that means? You're like, four years old.\" \"Mommy said it,\" Michael answered. Bernie coughed, nearly choking on her food as Peter and Xavier laughed into their napkins.",
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                        "text": "Will sat where he was, gazing at the silver bowl in front of him; a white rose was floating in it, and he seemed prepared to stare at it until it went under. In the Kitchen Bridget was still singing one of her awful sad songs; the lyrics drifted in through the door: \"Twas on an evening fair I went to take the air, I heard a maid making her moan; Said, 'Saw ye my father? Or ye my mother? Or saw ye my brother John? Or saw ye the lad that I love best, And his name it is Sweet William?\" I may murder her, Tessa thought. Let her make a song about that.",
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                        "text": "So often, we blame other people when, really, the problem is right down in here. I'm not happy. I don't know what's wrong. If I just had another job, I could be happy. If I just get married, I would be happy. Well if I just wasn't married, I would be happy. Well, if I just had some kids, I'll be happy. I'll be happy when these kids finally grow up and get out of here. If I had a bigger house, I would be happy. Well, I got a big house. Now if I just had a maid to clean, I'd be happy. Well, now if I just had a maid I could get along with better, I'd be happy.",
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                        "text": "Fairest Cordelia, that art most rich, being poor; Most choice, forsaken; and most loved, despised! Thee and thy virtues here I seize upon: Be it lawful I take up what's cast away. Gods, gods! 'tis strange that from their cold'st neglect My love should kindle to inflamed respect. Thy dowerless daughter, king, thrown to my chance, Is queen of us, of ours, and our fair France: Not all the dukes of waterish Burgundy Can buy this unprized precious maid of me. Bid them farewell, Cordelia, though unkind: Thou losest here, a better where to find.",
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