--- title: "15 Mad Quotes By Lewis Carroll" description: "15 Mad quotes by Lewis Carroll. Plus more from Lewis Carroll and more Mad sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ec4/lewis-carroll-324_alice-adventures-in_and-how-do-you-know-that-you-re-mad-2099_2099795.jpg" --- > [And how do you know that you're mad?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/and-how-do-you-know-that-you-re-mad/) [Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ec4/lewis-carroll-324_alice-adventures-in_and-how-do-you-know-that-you-re-mad-2099_2099795.jpg) > [You would have to be half mad to dream me up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/you-would-have-to-be-half-mad-to-dream-me-up/) [Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/078/lewis-carroll-324_alice-in-wonderland_you-would-have-to-be-half-mad-to-dream-m_1630966.jpg) > [She's stark raving mad!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/she-s-stark-raving-mad/) [Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/07a/lewis-carroll-324_mad_she-s-stark-raving-mad-1516386_1516386.jpg) > [Why is a raven like a writing desk? - Mad Hatter I haven't the slightest idea. - Alice](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/why-is-a-raven-like-a-writing-desk-mad-hatter-i-haven-t-the-slightest/) [Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c1d/lewis-carroll-324_desks_why-is-a-raven-like-a-writing-desk-mad-h_2006898.jpg) > [have i gone mad? im afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usualy are.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/have-i-gone-mad-im-afraid-so-but-let-me-tell-you-something-the-best/) [Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/208/lewis-carroll-324_best_have-i-gone-mad-im-afraid-so-but-let-me_830398.jpg) > [Alice: This is impossible. The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/alice-this-is-impossible-the-mad-hatter-only-if-you-believe-it-is/) [Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/098/lewis-carroll-324_believe_alice-this-is-impossible-the-mad-hatter_1632708.jpg) > [There is a place, like no place on earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger. Some say, to survive it,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/there-is-a-place-like-no-place-on-earth-a-land-full-of-wonder-mystery/) [Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d0f/lewis-carroll-324_danger_there-is-a-place-like-no-place-on-earth_2340145.jpg) > ['But I don't want to go among mad people,' said Alice. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/but-i-don-t-want-to-go-among-mad-people-said-alice-oh-you-can-t-help/) [Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/649/lewis-carroll-324_cat_but-i-don-t-want-to-go-among-mad-people_2953023.jpg) > [The Mad Hatter: "Would you like some wine?" Alice: "Yes..." The Mad Hatter: "We haven't any and you're too young.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/the-mad-hatter-would-you-like-some-wine-alice-yes-the-mad-hatter-we/) [Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c90/lewis-carroll-324_mad_the-mad-hatter-would-you-like-some-wine_862194.jpg) > [And how do you know that you're mad? "To begin with," said the Cat, "a dog's not mad. You grant that?" I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/and-how-do-you-know-that-you-re-mad-to-begin-with-said-the-cat-a-dog/) [Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c9/lewis-carroll-324_alice_and-how-do-you-know-that-you-re-mad-to-b_1637716.jpg) > [ She \[Alice\] went on "And how do you know that you're mad?" "To begin with," said the Cat, "a dog's not mad.… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/she-alice-went-on-and-how-do-you-know-that-you-re-mad-to-begin-with/) [Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/64a/lewis-carroll-324_alice-adventures-in_she-alice-went-on-and-how-do-you-know-th_2800952.jpg) > [Mad Hatter: Would you like a little more tea? Alice: Well, I haven't had any yet, so I can't very well take…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/mad-hatter-would-you-like-a-little-more-tea-alice-well-i-haven-t-had/) [Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8e8/lewis-carroll-324_hares_mad-hatter-would-you-like-a-little-more_2991567.jpg) > [Mad Hatter: “Why is a raven like a writing-desk?” “Have you guessed the riddle yet?” the Hatter said, turning to Alice again.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/mad-hatter-why-is-a-raven-like-a-writing-desk-have-you-guessed-the/) [Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/359/lewis-carroll-324_answers_mad-hatter-why-is-a-raven-like-a-writing_1715536.jpg) > [Cheshire Cat: If I were looking for a white rabbit, I'd ask the Mad Hatter. Alice: The Mad Hatter? Oh, no no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/cheshire-cat-if-i-were-looking-for-a-white-rabbit-i-d-ask-the-mad/) [Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b2a/lewis-carroll-324_cat_cheshire-cat-if-i-were-looking-for-a-whi_417928.jpg) > [Alice tried another question. "What sort of people live about here?" "In THAT direction," the Cat said, waving its right paw round,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/alice-tried-another-question-what-sort-of-people-live-about-here-in/) [Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/02c/lewis-carroll-324_cat_alice-tried-another-question-what-sort-o_856372.jpg) ## Other authors on Mad ## More by Lewis Carroll > [You're thinking about something, my dear, and that makes you forget to talk. I can't tell you just now what the moral of that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/you-re-thinking-about-something-my-dear-and-that-makes-you-forget-to/) [Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/) > [“I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir. Because I am not myself, you see?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/i-m-afraid-i-can-t-explain-myself-sir-because-i-am-not-myself-you-see/) [Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/) > [My beloved friend - one of the most unique and charming personalities of our time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/my-beloved-friend-one-of-the-most-unique-and-charming-personalities/) [Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/) > [Either it brings tears to their eyes, or else -" "Or else what?" said Alice, for the Knight had made a sudden pause. "Or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/either-it-brings-tears-to-their-eyes-or-else-or-else-what-said-alice/) [Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/) > [“We may give our human loves the unconditional allegiance which we owe only to God. Then they become gods: then they become demons. Then…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/we-may-give-our-human-loves-the-unconditional-allegiance-which-we-owe/) [Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/) > [In the midst of the word he was trying to say In the midst of his laughter and glee, He had softly and suddenly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/in-the-midst-of-the-word-he-was-trying-to-say-in-the-midst-of-his/) [Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/) > [“But it must be borne in mind that, if there is a Scylla before me, there is also a Charybdis - and that, in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/but-it-must-be-borne-in-mind-that-if-there-is-a-scylla-before-me/) [Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/) > [The sun was shining on the sea, Shining with all his might: He did his very best to make The billows smooth and bright--…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/the-sun-was-shining-on-the-sea-shining-with-all-his-might-he-did-his/) [Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/) > [“In vain we roared;in vain we tried To rouse her into laughter: Her pensive glances wandered wide From orchestra to rafter - "TIER UPON…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/in-vain-we-roared-in-vain-we-tried-to-rouse-her-into-laughter-her/) [Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/) > [For the snark was a boojum, you see.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/for-the-snark-was-a-boojum-you-see/) [Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/) > [Thanks for your nice little note, though I am sorry to hear you find Through the Looking Glass so uninteresting. You see I have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/thanks-for-your-nice-little-note-though-i-am-sorry-to-hear-you-find/) [Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/) > [You shouldn't make jokes if it makes you so unhappy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/you-shouldn-t-make-jokes-if-it-makes-you-so-unhappy/) [Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/) > [We haven't any and you're too young.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/we-haven-t-any-and-you-re-too-young/) [Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/) > [Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/everything-is-funny-if-you-can-laugh-at-it/) [Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/) > [I wish I hadn't cried so much!” said Alice, as she swam about, trying to find her way out. I shall be punished for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/i-wish-i-hadn-t-cried-so-much-said-alice-as-she-swam-about-trying-to/) [Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/mad/lewis-carroll/#itemlist", "name": "15 Mad Quotes By Lewis Carroll", "numberOfItems": 15, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "And how do you know that you're mad?", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Lewis Carroll" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/and-how-do-you-know-that-you-re-mad/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ec4/lewis-carroll-324_alice-adventures-in_and-how-do-you-know-that-you-re-mad-2099_2099795.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ec4/lewis-carroll-324_alice-adventures-in_and-how-do-you-know-that-you-re-mad-2099_2099795.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ec4/lewis-carroll-324_alice-adventures-in_and-how-do-you-know-that-you-re-mad-2099_2099795.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“And how do you know that you're mad?” — Lewis Carroll", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You would have to be half mad to dream me up.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Lewis Carroll" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/you-would-have-to-be-half-mad-to-dream-me-up/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/078/lewis-carroll-324_alice-in-wonderland_you-would-have-to-be-half-mad-to-dream-m_1630966.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/078/lewis-carroll-324_alice-in-wonderland_you-would-have-to-be-half-mad-to-dream-m_1630966.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/078/lewis-carroll-324_alice-in-wonderland_you-would-have-to-be-half-mad-to-dream-m_1630966.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You would have to be half mad to dream me up.” — Lewis Carroll", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "She's stark raving mad!", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Lewis Carroll" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/she-s-stark-raving-mad/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/07a/lewis-carroll-324_mad_she-s-stark-raving-mad-1516386_1516386.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/07a/lewis-carroll-324_mad_she-s-stark-raving-mad-1516386_1516386.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/07a/lewis-carroll-324_mad_she-s-stark-raving-mad-1516386_1516386.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“She's stark raving mad!” — Lewis Carroll", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Why is a raven like a writing desk? 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