--- title: "2 M-m Quotes By Dani Alexander" description: "2 M-m quotes by Dani Alexander. Plus more from Dani Alexander and more M-m sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b14/dani-alexander-9831_funny_gay-sex-three-straight-sex-nil-2152712_2152712.jpg" --- > [“Gay Sex Three, Straight Sex Nil”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dani-alexander/gay-sex-three-straight-sex-nil/) [Dani Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dani-alexander/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b14/dani-alexander-9831_funny_gay-sex-three-straight-sex-nil-2152712_2152712.jpg) > [“Gay sex, one. Straight sex, zero”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dani-alexander/gay-sex-one-straight-sex-zero/) [Dani Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dani-alexander/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d29/dani-alexander-9831_funny_gay-sex-one-straight-sex-zero-2736181_2736181.jpg) ## Other authors on M-m ## More by Dani Alexander > [“His lips twitched, but he didn’t say no. I took that as ‘Oh, you sexy devil, Austin, I want to do you right here,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dani-alexander/his-lips-twitched-but-he-didn-t-say-no-i-took-that-as-oh-you-sexy/) [Dani Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dani-alexander/) > [“I was avoiding the computer because of the gay porn, avoiding Angelica because I was guilty of wanting to watch gay porn, and avoiding…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dani-alexander/i-was-avoiding-the-computer-because-of-the-gay-porn-avoiding-angelica/) [Dani Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dani-alexander/) > [“Clean," Peter said. "Can I get a water bottle or something to clean his hands?" I scanned the crowd. He drew my attention back…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dani-alexander/clean-peter-said-can-i-get-a-water-bottle-or-something-to-clean-his/) [Dani Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dani-alexander/) > [“Most people showed gratitude or happiness in a smile or a bouquet of flowers-Peter sucked cock. Not a whole lot of debate on which…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dani-alexander/most-people-showed-gratitude-or-happiness-in-a-smile-or-a-bouquet-of/) [Dani Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dani-alexander/) > [“I followed Peter heedlessly, or more specifically, my penis followed blindly.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dani-alexander/i-followed-peter-heedlessly-or-more-specifically-my-penis-followed/) [Dani Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dani-alexander/) > [“I'd rather have a footwear fetish than a sudden attraction to penises? Yeah, that sounded about right.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dani-alexander/i-d-rather-have-a-footwear-fetish-than-a-sudden-attraction-to-penises/) [Dani Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dani-alexander/) > [“This is not at all funny." "Which is why I'm not laughing.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dani-alexander/this-is-not-at-all-funny-which-is-why-i-m-not-laughing/) [Dani Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dani-alexander/) > [“Yeah well, I keep trying to explain to my dick that you're a lying, manipulative whore, but it has selective hearing and chooses to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dani-alexander/yeah-well-i-keep-trying-to-explain-to-my-dick-that-you-re-a-lying/) [Dani Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dani-alexander/) > [“‎"Tell me something good about your life," I whispered, needing to hear that he wasn't as broken as I thought him to be. "You."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dani-alexander/tell-me-something-good-about-your-life-i-whispered-needing-to-hear/) [Dani Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dani-alexander/) > [“You know what I find ironic? My homophobic mother offers you her cabbage rolls as a truce and you respond by asking her if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dani-alexander/you-know-what-i-find-ironic-my-homophobic-mother-offers-you-her/) [Dani Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dani-alexander/) > [“Ask me for money, Peter.” I grabbed his wrists and pushed him against the wall. He looked everywhere but at me, no attempt to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dani-alexander/ask-me-for-money-peter-i-grabbed-his-wrists-and-pushed-him-against/) [Dani Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dani-alexander/) > [“I smiled at Peter with teeth clenched so tight, plaque could crumble off.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dani-alexander/i-smiled-at-peter-with-teeth-clenched-so-tight-plaque-could-crumble/) [Dani Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dani-alexander/) > [“I would just like to throw out there that we can all stop talking about putting things up my ass. No fly zone. Do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dani-alexander/i-would-just-like-to-throw-out-there-that-we-can-all-stop-talking/) [Dani Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dani-alexander/) > [“When had I become so self-involved? Answer:always.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dani-alexander/when-had-i-become-so-self-involved-answer-always/) [Dani Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dani-alexander/) > [“I've given up my living room, guest room, job, career, heterosexuality and my stance on no pets in the house, but I'm not giving…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dani-alexander/i-ve-given-up-my-living-room-guest-room-job-career-heterosexuality/) [Dani Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dani-alexander/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/m-m/dani-alexander/#itemlist", "name": "2 M-m Quotes By Dani Alexander", "numberOfItems": 2, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Gay Sex Three, Straight Sex Nil”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Dani Alexander" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dani-alexander/gay-sex-three-straight-sex-nil/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b14/dani-alexander-9831_funny_gay-sex-three-straight-sex-nil-2152712_2152712.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b14/dani-alexander-9831_funny_gay-sex-three-straight-sex-nil-2152712_2152712.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b14/dani-alexander-9831_funny_gay-sex-three-straight-sex-nil-2152712_2152712.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Gay Sex Three, Straight Sex Nil” — Dani Alexander", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Gay sex, one. 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