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title: "4 M-m-romance Quotes By Gillibran Brown"
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> [“Bedsprings creaking, headboard banging, heavy breathing in triplicate (the bedroom sounds like a convention of asthmatic dirty phone callers have gathered there)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gillibran-brown/bedsprings-creaking-headboard-banging-heavy-breathing-in-triplicate/)

[Gillibran Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gillibran-brown/)

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> [“Has something happened to upset you today?” “Yeah, I had an argument with a vacuum cleaner hose, it wanted me to it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gillibran-brown/has-something-happened-to-upset-you-today-yeah-i-had-an-argument-with/)

[Gillibran Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gillibran-brown/)

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> [“I glared at him. “You didn't leave me alone for five minutes, you left me alone for a week. I could have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gillibran-brown/i-glared-at-him-you-didn-t-leave-me-alone-for-five-minutes-you-left/)

[Gillibran Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gillibran-brown/)

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> [“Shane's orgasmic contribution was an innovative and masterful variation on the theme of oh: “Oh...Oh...oh...oh...oh...oh...oh...oh...AH!” Stretching the waistband of my boxers I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gillibran-brown/shane-s-orgasmic-contribution-was-an-innovative-and-masterful/)

[Gillibran Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gillibran-brown/)

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## Other authors on M-m-romance

## More by Gillibran Brown

> [“When I was done raking and bagging, I banged on the door and demanded entry /...let me in by the hair on your chinny,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gillibran-brown/when-i-was-done-raking-and-bagging-i-banged-on-the-door-and-demanded/)

[Gillibran Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gillibran-brown/)

> [“I'm so bored I could do something, but can't be arsed. I'm unmotivated as well as bored. It's a killer combination.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gillibran-brown/i-m-so-bored-i-could-do-something-but-can-t-be-arsed-i-m-unmotivated/)

[Gillibran Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gillibran-brown/)

> [“Bedsprings creaking, headboard banging, heavy breathing in triplicate (the bedroom sounds like a convention of asthmatic dirty phone callers have gathered there)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gillibran-brown/bedsprings-creaking-headboard-banging-heavy-breathing-in-triplicate/)

[Gillibran Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gillibran-brown/)

> [“I think the official name for such activity is procrastination by chocolate hobnobs. Successful authors are the type who type and who do not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gillibran-brown/i-think-the-official-name-for-such-activity-is-procrastination-by/)

[Gillibran Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gillibran-brown/)

> [“Has something happened to upset you today?” “Yeah, I had an argument with a vacuum cleaner hose, it wanted me to it a blowjob,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gillibran-brown/has-something-happened-to-upset-you-today-yeah-i-had-an-argument-with/)

[Gillibran Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gillibran-brown/)

> [“As individuals, we are all just a life in a day of Wednesday.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gillibran-brown/as-individuals-we-are-all-just-a-life-in-a-day-of-wednesday/)

[Gillibran Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gillibran-brown/)

> [“I've never sexually molested a gastropod.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gillibran-brown/i-ve-never-sexually-molested-a-gastropod/)

[Gillibran Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gillibran-brown/)

> [“I glared at him. “You didn't leave me alone for five minutes, you left me alone for a week. I could have hacked myself…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gillibran-brown/i-glared-at-him-you-didn-t-leave-me-alone-for-five-minutes-you-left/)

[Gillibran Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gillibran-brown/)

> [“...the secret of a good relationship is to accept and enjoy what the other person is willing to offer instead of yearning for something…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gillibran-brown/the-secret-of-a-good-relationship-is-to-accept-and-enjoy-what-the/)

[Gillibran Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gillibran-brown/)

> [“Bloody Bears, don't bother getting one as a pet, they're too demanding and they shed everywhere.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gillibran-brown/bloody-bears-don-t-bother-getting-one-as-a-pet-they-re-too-demanding/)

[Gillibran Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gillibran-brown/)

> [“The Jesus Factor it’s called, instant resurrection and a second cumming.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gillibran-brown/the-jesus-factor-it-s-called-instant-resurrection-and-a-second-cumming/)

[Gillibran Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gillibran-brown/)

> [“If rumours are true a snail’s sex organs are located on the back of its head, how about that eh? It gives a whole…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gillibran-brown/if-rumours-are-true-a-snail-s-sex-organs-are-located-on-the-back-of/)

[Gillibran Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gillibran-brown/)

> [“Dick is playing golf today. He asked if I would caddie for him, but I said I would prefer to have a complete stranger…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gillibran-brown/dick-is-playing-golf-today-he-asked-if-i-would-caddie-for-him-but-i/)

[Gillibran Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gillibran-brown/)

> [“Shane's orgasmic contribution was an innovative and masterful variation on the theme of oh: “Oh...Oh...oh...oh...oh...oh...oh...oh...AH!” Stretching the waistband of my boxers I addressed the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gillibran-brown/shane-s-orgasmic-contribution-was-an-innovative-and-masterful/)

[Gillibran Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gillibran-brown/)

> [“I guess that's where faith comes in, the faith of a child to believe in Santa, the faith of an adult to believe in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gillibran-brown/i-guess-that-s-where-faith-comes-in-the-faith-of-a-child-to-believe/)

[Gillibran Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gillibran-brown/)

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