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> [“I dry heaved, forcing myself to try and not chuck up my guts. I had been f\*\*ked by an insect man.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-alders/i-dry-heaved-forcing-myself-to-try-and-not-chuck-up-my-guts-i-had/)

[Mark Alders](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-alders/)

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## More by Mark Alders

> [“you know, all spider-like and mother fucking huge and hairy, he made up for with how he behaved and how he treated me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-alders/you-know-all-spider-like-and-mother-fucking-huge-and-hairy-he-made-up/)

[Mark Alders](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-alders/)

> [“... except when I get down and write...then I let my imagination go to places I never knew existed and my characters invade my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-alders/except-when-i-get-down-and-write-then-i-let-my-imagination-go-to/)

[Mark Alders](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-alders/)

> [“I dry heaved, forcing myself to try and not chuck up my guts. I had been f\*\*ked by an insect man.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-alders/i-dry-heaved-forcing-myself-to-try-and-not-chuck-up-my-guts-i-had/)

[Mark Alders](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-alders/)

> [“He looked up, his gaze meeting hers. “But what about us?” She opened the front door. “When you’re sucking Briant’s cock, call me. I’ll…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-alders/he-looked-up-his-gaze-meeting-hers-but-what-about-us-she-opened-the/)

[Mark Alders](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-alders/)

> [“I rubbed him along his back, letting him know I was there for him, and if we did have our brains sucked out at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-alders/i-rubbed-him-along-his-back-letting-him-know-i-was-there-for-him-and/)

[Mark Alders](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-alders/)

> [“Sure. But if an undead creature or whatever comes out to eat our brains or suck out our blood, don't blame me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-alders/sure-but-if-an-undead-creature-or-whatever-comes-out-to-eat-our/)

[Mark Alders](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-alders/)

> [“You f\*\*king piss me off with your smugness.” Each and every word forced from the beast's mouth sounded strained, like they were kidney stones…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-alders/you-f-king-piss-me-off-with-your-smugness-each-and-every-word-forced/)

[Mark Alders](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-alders/)

> [“Pain gettin’ cum spackle out of your pubes once it dries solid, you know.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-alders/pain-gettin-cum-spackle-out-of-your-pubes-once-it-dries-solid-you-know/)

[Mark Alders](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-alders/)

> [“So, if it's an axe weilding maniac reeking bloody havoc all over the neighborhood, exactly what are we going to defend ourselves with, our…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-alders/so-if-it-s-an-axe-weilding-maniac-reeking-bloody-havoc-all-over-the/)

[Mark Alders](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-alders/)

> [“If someone wanted to have a grudge against me, or didn't agree with my lifestyle, the way I breathed, the space I took up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-alders/if-someone-wanted-to-have-a-grudge-against-me-or-didn-t-agree-with-my/)

[Mark Alders](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-alders/)

> [“Yeah, but you got claws and shit. I've got nothin' other than my cock. What am I gonna do, turkey slap any eternal to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-alders/yeah-but-you-got-claws-and-shit-i-ve-got-nothin-other-than-my-cock/)

[Mark Alders](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-alders/)

> [“Well, I got my hand. What more does a man need?” “Yes, and you’ve used that hand three-thousand times since you took over the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-alders/well-i-got-my-hand-what-more-does-a-man-need-yes-and-you-ve-used-that/)

[Mark Alders](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-alders/)

> [“When he was close enough, he kissed my earlobe and at the same time grabbed my cock, shook it twice, then let it go.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-alders/when-he-was-close-enough-he-kissed-my-earlobe-and-at-the-same-time/)

[Mark Alders](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-alders/)

> [“Oh sir, you've done more for us with one erection than what has been achieved in hundreds of years. Bless you, sir. Bless you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-alders/oh-sir-you-ve-done-more-for-us-with-one-erection-than-what-has-been/)

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