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> [There is no such thing as low maintenance or high maintenance, just a bunch of women hoping for a capable mechanic.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/liz-vassey/there-is-no-such-thing-as-low-maintenance-or-high-maintenance-just-a/)

[Liz Vassey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/liz-vassey/)

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## More by Liz Vassey

> [I have a thing for men's boxer briefs and a tank top. If I'm wearing them, I'm a happy gal.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/liz-vassey/i-have-a-thing-for-men-s-boxer-briefs-and-a-tank-top-if-i-m-wearing/)

[Liz Vassey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/liz-vassey/)

> [Go for the girl who can eat a proper meal. If she's passionate about food, you'll most likely be fortunate in other venues.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/liz-vassey/go-for-the-girl-who-can-eat-a-proper-meal-if-she-s-passionate-about/)

[Liz Vassey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/liz-vassey/)

> [There is no such thing as low maintenance or high maintenance, just a bunch of women hoping for a capable mechanic.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/liz-vassey/there-is-no-such-thing-as-low-maintenance-or-high-maintenance-just-a/)

[Liz Vassey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/liz-vassey/)

> [Don't paint a nasty picture of your exes. We'll justifiably wonder what made you stay in those heinous situations in the first place.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/liz-vassey/don-t-paint-a-nasty-picture-of-your-exes-we-ll-justifiably-wonder/)

[Liz Vassey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/liz-vassey/)

> [I don't mind a gut. In fact, I would prefer a guy to have a gut than be too built.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/liz-vassey/i-don-t-mind-a-gut-in-fact-i-would-prefer-a-guy-to-have-a-gut-than-be/)

[Liz Vassey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/liz-vassey/)

> [My biggest turn-on has to be brains, intelligence.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/liz-vassey/my-biggest-turn-on-has-to-be-brains-intelligence/)

[Liz Vassey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/liz-vassey/)

> [Notice the small things. The rewards are inversely proportional.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/liz-vassey/notice-the-small-things-the-rewards-are-inversely-proportional/)

[Liz Vassey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/liz-vassey/)

> [I've been acting professionally since I was 15 years old, and after a while, you get really tired of people telling you one thing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/liz-vassey/i-ve-been-acting-professionally-since-i-was-15-years-old-and-after-a/)

[Liz Vassey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/liz-vassey/)

> [I have this old worn-out, skintight T-shirt that I love. That's sexy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/liz-vassey/i-have-this-old-worn-out-skintight-t-shirt-that-i-love-that-s-sexy/)

[Liz Vassey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/liz-vassey/)

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