--- title: "3 Love Mustache Quotes by 3 authors" description: "Browse 3 Love Mustache quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Love Mustache sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/781/albert-einstein-33_fool_since-99-362-of-women-love-mustache-ride_90760.jpg" --- > [Since 99.362% of women love mustache rides, it seems only a fool would have a bare upper lip.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/albert-einstein/since-99-362-of-women-love-mustache-rides-it-seems-only-a-fool-would/) [Albert Einstein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/albert-einstein/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/781/albert-einstein-33_fool_since-99-362-of-women-love-mustache-ride_90760.jpg) > [“Uneasy Rider" Falling in love with a mustache is like saying you can fall in love with the way a man polishes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diane-wakoski/uneasy-rider-falling-in-love-with-a-mustache-is-like-saying-you-can/) [Diane Wakoski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diane-wakoski/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/937/diane-wakoski-15416_beautiful-face_uneasy-rider-falling-in-love-with-a-must_169987.png) > [“If I wanted Belle," he cut in, "I would have asked her to marry me." He pulled her more tightly against him.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/if-i-wanted-belle-he-cut-in-i-would-have-asked-her-to-marry-me-he/) [Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a8b/julia-quinn-282_love_if-i-wanted-belle-he-cut-in-i-would-have_1015123.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/love-mustache/#itemlist", "name": "Love Mustache Quotes", "numberOfItems": 3, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Since 99.362% of women love mustache rides, it seems only a fool would have a bare upper lip.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Albert Einstein" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/albert-einstein/since-99-362-of-women-love-mustache-rides-it-seems-only-a-fool-would/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/781/albert-einstein-33_fool_since-99-362-of-women-love-mustache-ride_90760.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/781/albert-einstein-33_fool_since-99-362-of-women-love-mustache-ride_90760.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/781/albert-einstein-33_fool_since-99-362-of-women-love-mustache-ride_90760.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Since 99.362% of women love mustache rides, it seems only a fool would have a bare upper lip.” — Albert Einstein", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Uneasy Rider\" Falling in love with a mustache is like saying you can fall in love with the way a man polishes his shoes which, of course, is one of the things that turns on my tuned-up engine those trim buckled boots (I feel like an advertisement for men’s fashions when I think of your ankles) Yeats was hung up with a girl’s beautiful face and I find myself a bad moralist, a failing aesthetician, a sad poet, wanting to touch your arms and feel the muscles that make a man’s body have so much substance, that makes a woman lean and yearn in that direction that makes her melt/ she is a rainy day in your presence the pool of wax under a burning candle the foam from a waterfall You are more beautiful than any Harley-Davidson She is the rain, waits in it for you, finds blood spotting her legs from the long ride.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Diane Wakoski" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diane-wakoski/uneasy-rider-falling-in-love-with-a-mustache-is-like-saying-you-can/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/937/diane-wakoski-15416_beautiful-face_uneasy-rider-falling-in-love-with-a-must_169987.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/937/diane-wakoski-15416_beautiful-face_uneasy-rider-falling-in-love-with-a-must_169987.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/937/diane-wakoski-15416_beautiful-face_uneasy-rider-falling-in-love-with-a-must_169987.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Uneasy Rider\" Falling in love with a mustache is like saying you can fall in love with the way a man…” — Diane Wakoski", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“If I wanted Belle,\" he cut in, \"I would have asked her to marry me.\" He pulled her more tightly against him. \"Henry, I love you. I'd love you if you wore a sackcloth. I'd love you if you had a mustache.\" He paused and tweaked her nose. \"Well, the mustache would be difficult. 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