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> [Love is sometimes a bitch. Just don't marry it!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sparki-dee/love-is-sometimes-a-bitch-just-don-t-marry-it/)

[Sparki Dee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sparki-dee/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dd4/sparki-dee-42382_happiness_love-is-sometimes-a-bitch-just-don-t-mar_2029252.jpg)

## More by Sparki Dee

> [Is it me or does Big Mo Slater off Eastenders look like the donkey from Shrek?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sparki-dee/is-it-me-or-does-big-mo-slater-off-eastenders-look-like-the-donkey/)

[Sparki Dee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sparki-dee/)

> [Malcolm In The Middle... sounds like a sex position](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sparki-dee/malcolm-in-the-middle-sounds-like-a-sex-position/)

[Sparki Dee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sparki-dee/)

> [Sky Digital - Shit loads of channels, fuck all to watch!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sparki-dee/sky-digital-shit-loads-of-channels-fuck-all-to-watch/)

[Sparki Dee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sparki-dee/)

> [As bored as someone sitting in a weird pub watching the landlord's cat licking its knob.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sparki-dee/as-bored-as-someone-sitting-in-a-weird-pub-watching-the-landlord-s/)

[Sparki Dee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sparki-dee/)

> [Love is sometimes a bitch. Just don't marry it!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sparki-dee/love-is-sometimes-a-bitch-just-don-t-marry-it/)

[Sparki Dee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sparki-dee/)

> [You can talk behind my back while I fart on your face](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sparki-dee/you-can-talk-behind-my-back-while-i-fart-on-your-face/)

[Sparki Dee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sparki-dee/)

> [A comedic look at the TV License, you stop paying it and you get clobbered, you pay the fine but continue to not pay…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sparki-dee/a-comedic-look-at-the-tv-license-you-stop-paying-it-and-you-get/)

[Sparki Dee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sparki-dee/)

> [Darling you're so far up your own backside you need a sat nav to help you out of it](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sparki-dee/darling-you-re-so-far-up-your-own-backside-you-need-a-sat-nav-to-help/)

[Sparki Dee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sparki-dee/)

> [As bored and fed up as a grand national jockey reaching for top shelf porn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sparki-dee/as-bored-and-fed-up-as-a-grand-national-jockey-reaching-for-top-shelf/)

[Sparki Dee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sparki-dee/)

> [The only reason the laundrette on Albert Square in Eastenders is open is because none of the people on there can figure out how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sparki-dee/the-only-reason-the-laundrette-on-albert-square-in-eastenders-is-open/)

[Sparki Dee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sparki-dee/)

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