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title: "5 Lost Balls Quotes by 5 authors"
description: "Browse 5 Lost Balls quotes by 5 authors. Discover the best Lost Balls sayings and thoughts."
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> [I've just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting Mat Hoffman's tribute to Evel Knievel. I had a ball, too, even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-knoxville/i-ve-just-got-back-from-oklahoma-where-i-was-shooting-mat-hoffman-s/)

[Johnny Knoxville](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-knoxville/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/94c/johnny-knoxville-11704_balls_i-ve-just-got-back-from-oklahoma-where-i_375616.png)

> [“I lost my balls! Aarfy, I lost my balls!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joseph-heller/i-lost-my-balls-aarfy-i-lost-my-balls/)

[Joseph Heller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-heller/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f64/joseph-heller-601_balls_i-lost-my-balls-aarfy-i-lost-my-balls-91_914873.png)

> [“Dios mio, I think my brother lost his balls somewhere between here and Mexico. Or maybe Brittany has them zipped inside that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simone-elkeles/dios-mio-i-think-my-brother-lost-his-balls-somewhere-between-here-and/)

[Simone Elkeles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simone-elkeles/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/373/simone-elkeles-665_carlos-fuentes_dios-mio-i-think-my-brother-lost-his-bal_2653174.jpg)

> [I've lost balls in every hazard and on every course I've tried. But when I lose a ball in the ball washer,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milt-gross/i-ve-lost-balls-in-every-hazard-and-on-every-course-i-ve-tried-but/)

[Milt Gross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milt-gross/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a33/milt-gross-87122_balls_i-ve-lost-balls-in-every-hazard-and-on-e_2844970.png)

> [“But what?” she snapped. “You lost your balls and had to go looking for them all weekend?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-a-linde/but-what-she-snapped-you-lost-your-balls-and-had-to-go-looking-for/)

[K.A. Linde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-a-linde/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2f0/k-a-linde-13081_balls_but-what-she-snapped-you-lost-your-balls_2978782.jpg)

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