--- title: "10 Looks Quotes By Rita Rudner" description: "10 Looks quotes by Rita Rudner. Plus more from Rita Rudner and more Looks sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/45c/rita-rudner-1679_future_i-don-t-look-back-i-m-like-a-shark-i-onl_1400103.png" --- > [I don't look back. I'm like a shark - I only look forward.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-rudner/i-don-t-look-back-i-m-like-a-shark-i-only-look-forward/) [Rita Rudner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-rudner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/45c/rita-rudner-1679_future_i-don-t-look-back-i-m-like-a-shark-i-onl_1400103.png) > [A saleslady holds up an ugly dress and says, 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-rudner/a-saleslady-holds-up-an-ugly-dress-and-says-this-looks-much-better-on/) [Rita Rudner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-rudner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2e9/rita-rudner-1679_clothes_a-saleslady-holds-up-an-ugly-dress-and-s_662279.png) > [All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-rudner/all-men-look-at-dr-ruth-and-wonder-how-she-has-gained-all-that-sexual/) [Rita Rudner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-rudner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f34/rita-rudner-1679_drs_all-men-look-at-dr-ruth-and-wonder-how-s_2849851.png) > [All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-rudner/all-men-look-nerdy-in-black-socks-and-sandals/) [Rita Rudner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-rudner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/460/rita-rudner-1679_black_all-men-look-nerdy-in-black-socks-and-sa_1179710.png) > [The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-rudner/the-way-a-man-looks-at-himself-in-a-mirror-will-tell-you-if-he-can/) [Rita Rudner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-rudner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/246/rita-rudner-1679_care_the-way-a-man-looks-at-himself-in-a-mirr_75337.png) > [Individuality in dressing is not important to men. If they all look alike it means they haven't made a mistake.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-rudner/individuality-in-dressing-is-not-important-to-men-if-they-all-look/) [Rita Rudner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-rudner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/318/rita-rudner-1679_dressing_individuality-in-dressing-is-not-importa_1790105.png) > [Never play peek-a-boo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-rudner/never-play-peek-a-boo-with-a-child-on-a-long-plane-trip-there-s-no/) [Rita Rudner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-rudner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e36/rita-rudner-1679_children_never-play-peek-a-boo-with-a-child-on-a_1722736.png) > [Men accept compliments much better than women do. Example: "Mitch, you look great." Mitch: "Thanks." On the other side: "Ruth, you look…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-rudner/men-accept-compliments-much-better-than-women-do-example-mitch-you/) [Rita Rudner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-rudner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ead/rita-rudner-1679_accepting_men-accept-compliments-much-better-than_2302106.png) > [My parents were glad to see that my new husband looks like a 'regular guy'-no earring or anything. But really I think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-rudner/my-parents-were-glad-to-see-that-my-new-husband-looks-like-a-regular/) [Rita Rudner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-rudner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df6/rita-rudner-1679_earrings_my-parents-were-glad-to-see-that-my-new_2334978.png) > [Eye contact is a method utilised by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Many…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-rudner/eye-contact-is-a-method-utilised-by-a-single-woman-to-communicate-to/) [Rita Rudner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-rudner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff3/rita-rudner-1679_chests_eye-contact-is-a-method-utilised-by-a-si_2447038.png) ## Other authors on Looks ## More by Rita Rudner > [I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-rudner/i-worry-about-las-vegas-schools-i-hear-in-math-they-only-teach-them/) [Rita Rudner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-rudner/) > [Most men are secretly still mad at their mothers for throwing away their comic books. They would be valuable now.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-rudner/most-men-are-secretly-still-mad-at-their-mothers-for-throwing-away/) [Rita Rudner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-rudner/) > [Going out to eat is expensive. I was out at one restaurant and they didn't have prices on the menu. Just faces with different…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-rudner/going-out-to-eat-is-expensive-i-was-out-at-one-restaurant-and-they/) [Rita Rudner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-rudner/) > [Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-rudner/men-are-very-confident-people-even-a-sixty-year-old-man-with-no-arms/) [Rita Rudner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-rudner/) > [Envy the kangaroo. That pouch setup is extraordinary; the baby crawls out of the womb when it is about two inches long, gets into…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-rudner/envy-the-kangaroo-that-pouch-setup-is-extraordinary-the-baby-crawls/) [Rita Rudner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-rudner/) > [The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-rudner/the-way-a-man-looks-at-himself-in-a-mirror-will-tell-you-if-he-can/) [Rita Rudner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-rudner/) > [They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-rudner/they-usually-have-two-tellers-in-my-local-bank-except-when-it-s-very/) [Rita Rudner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-rudner/) > [When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-rudner/when-you-re-a-dancer-you-start-with-the-basics-you-don-t-all-of-a/) [Rita Rudner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-rudner/) > [My Vegas act is how I make my money.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-rudner/my-vegas-act-is-how-i-make-my-money/) [Rita Rudner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-rudner/) > [Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-rudner/men-are-self-confident-because-they-grow-up-identifying-with-super/) [Rita Rudner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-rudner/) > [We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-rudner/we-ve-begun-to-long-for-the-pitter-patter-of-little-feet-so-we-bought/) [Rita Rudner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-rudner/) > [... life is broken down into these stages: you're born and you don't know how anything works; gradually you find out how everything works;…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-rudner/life-is-broken-down-into-these-stages-you-re-born-and-you-don-t-know/) [Rita Rudner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-rudner/) > [We live in Los Angeles, where you are expected to move every two to four years, so people can see how well your career…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-rudner/we-live-in-los-angeles-where-you-are-expected-to-move-every-two-to/) [Rita Rudner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-rudner/) > [A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-rudner/a-good-place-to-meet-a-man-is-at-the-dry-cleaner-these-men-usually/) [Rita Rudner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-rudner/) > [I have been doing leg lifts faithfully for about fifteen years, and the only thing that has gotten thinner is the carpet where I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-rudner/i-have-been-doing-leg-lifts-faithfully-for-about-fifteen-years-and/) [Rita Rudner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-rudner/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/looks/rita-rudner/#itemlist", "name": "10 Looks Quotes By Rita Rudner", "numberOfItems": 10, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I don't look back. 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