--- title: "14 Looks Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld" description: "14 Looks quotes by Jerry Seinfeld. Plus more from Jerry Seinfeld and more Looks sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e51/jerry-seinfeld-880_cookies_if-people-would-only-look-to-the-cookie_2182508.jpg" --- > [If people would only \*Look to the Cookie\* - all our problems would be solved](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/if-people-would-only-look-to-the-cookie-all-our-problems-would-be/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e51/jerry-seinfeld-880_cookies_if-people-would-only-look-to-the-cookie_2182508.jpg) > [I can't eat chicken and look at strippers at the same time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/i-can-t-eat-chicken-and-look-at-strippers-at-the-same-time/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c8/jerry-seinfeld-880_chickens_i-can-t-eat-chicken-and-look-at-stripper_2158268.jpg) > [I love meeting Israeli people. They look at me like a son](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/i-love-meeting-israeli-people-they-look-at-me-like-a-son/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d44/jerry-seinfeld-880_israel_i-love-meeting-israeli-people-they-look_1731147.jpg) > [I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/i-ll-tell-you-one-thing-since-i-m-married-single-people-look/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/345/jerry-seinfeld-880_look_i-ll-tell-you-one-thing-since-i-m-marrie_842333.jpg) > [Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/looking-at-cleavage-is-like-looking-at-the-sun-you-don-t-stare-at-it/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c72/jerry-seinfeld-880_cleavage_looking-at-cleavage-is-like-looking-at-t_939926.jpg) > [I can walk through a hotel lobby and watch people at the desk and see what they're doing. People don't look at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/i-can-walk-through-a-hotel-lobby-and-watch-people-at-the-desk-and-see/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ec/jerry-seinfeld-880_desks_i-can-walk-through-a-hotel-lobby-and-wat_2730667.jpg) > [They seal the subway change-booth guy up inside this thing with bullet-proof glass, closed in on all sides, it's like some kind…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/they-seal-the-subway-change-booth-guy-up-inside-this-thing-with/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/193/jerry-seinfeld-880_breathe_they-seal-the-subway-change-booth-guy-up_2325405.jpg) > [Sometimes you can do certain things on stage, or even in a TV series, and people see the look on your face…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/sometimes-you-can-do-certain-things-on-stage-or-even-in-a-tv-series/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/81b/jerry-seinfeld-880_animated_sometimes-you-can-do-certain-things-on-s_2221197.jpg) > [I had a parakeet that used to fly around the house and crash into these huge mirrors my mother put in. Ever…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/i-had-a-parakeet-that-used-to-fly-around-the-house-and-crash-into/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2de/jerry-seinfeld-880_crash_i-had-a-parakeet-that-used-to-fly-around_2049690.jpg) > [I was in front of an ambulance the other day, and I noticed that the word ambulance was spelled in reverse print…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/i-was-in-front-of-an-ambulance-the-other-day-and-i-noticed-that-the/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aad/jerry-seinfeld-880_ambulance_i-was-in-front-of-an-ambulance-the-other_220860.jpg) > [A dog will stay stupid. That's why we love them so much. The entire time we know them, they're idiots. Think of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/a-dog-will-stay-stupid-that-s-why-we-love-them-so-much-the-entire/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/68a/jerry-seinfeld-880_accomplish_a-dog-will-stay-stupid-that-s-why-we-lov_3182767.jpg) > [The luge is the only Olympic event where you could have people competing in it against their will, and it would look…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/the-luge-is-the-only-olympic-event-where-you-could-have-people/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2e6/jerry-seinfeld-880_buddy_the-luge-is-the-only-olympic-event-where_1589116.jpg) > [Why is commitment such a big problem for a man? I think that for some reason when a man is driving down…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/why-is-commitment-such-a-big-problem-for-a-man-i-think-that-for-some/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c86/jerry-seinfeld-880_big-problem_why-is-commitment-such-a-big-problem-for_1257078.jpg) > [Why is McDonalds still counting? How insecure is this company? 40 million, 80 billion million jillion killion tillion... who cares? Is anyone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/why-is-mcdonalds-still-counting-how-insecure-is-this-company-40/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0c9/jerry-seinfeld-880_billions_why-is-mcdonalds-still-counting-how-inse_2257218.jpg) ## Other authors on Looks ## More by Jerry Seinfeld > [“i chose not to run”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/i-chose-not-to-run/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [We’re all trying to get to the same island, whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive in, it doesn’t matter. What matters is when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/we-re-all-trying-to-get-to-the-same-island-whether-you-swim-fly-surf/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [I have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. I'm crass, but not that crass.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/i-have-a-nice-bookshelf-in-my-office-but-not-my-house-i-m-crass-but/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [There's no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It's the greatest thing in the world.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/there-s-no-downside-to-fame-and-people-who-whine-about-it-make-me/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [We're all trying to get to the same island — whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive, it doesn't matter. What matters is when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/we-re-all-trying-to-get-to-the-same-island-whether-you-swim-fly-surf-2/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [I was in the drug store the other day trying to get a cold medication...Not easy. There's an entire wall of products you need.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/i-was-in-the-drug-store-the-other-day-trying-to-get-a-cold-medication/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [I went up to the camp and Paul had me eat my first oyster I had never had an oyster in my life. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/i-went-up-to-the-camp-and-paul-had-me-eat-my-first-oyster-i-had-never/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [Then, finally, the third year, begging the parents, I got the Superman Halloween costume. Cardboard box, self-made top, mask included. Remember the rubber band…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/then-finally-the-third-year-begging-the-parents-i-got-the-superman/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [This is really a crazy idea, you know. It probably won't work, but that will be interesting, too. You have to motivate yourself with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/this-is-really-a-crazy-idea-you-know-it-probably-won-t-work-but-that/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [If you get something right, you really feel it, right in your chest, on stage. I think it's an incomparable experience.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/if-you-get-something-right-you-really-feel-it-right-in-your-chest-on/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/people-have-an-infinite-attention-span-if-you-are-entertaining-them/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/it-s-hard-to-do-nothing-because-you-tend-to-do-something-and-then-you/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [A really hard laugh is like sex-one of the ultimate diversions of existence.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/a-really-hard-laugh-is-like-sex-one-of-the-ultimate-diversions-of/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [There are many things you can point to as proof that the human is not smart. But my personal favorite would have to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/there-are-many-things-you-can-point-to-as-proof-that-the-human-is-not/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) > [You know what I never get with the limo? The tinted windows. Is that so people don't see you? Yeah, what a better way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/you-know-what-i-never-get-with-the-limo-the-tinted-windows-is-that-so/) [Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/looks/jerry-seinfeld/#itemlist", "name": "14 Looks Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld", "numberOfItems": 14, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If people would only *Look to the Cookie* - all our problems would be solved", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jerry Seinfeld" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/if-people-would-only-look-to-the-cookie-all-our-problems-would-be/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e51/jerry-seinfeld-880_cookies_if-people-would-only-look-to-the-cookie_2182508.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e51/jerry-seinfeld-880_cookies_if-people-would-only-look-to-the-cookie_2182508.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e51/jerry-seinfeld-880_cookies_if-people-would-only-look-to-the-cookie_2182508.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If people would only *Look to the Cookie* - all our problems would be solved” — Jerry Seinfeld", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I can't eat chicken and look at strippers at the same time.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jerry Seinfeld" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/i-can-t-eat-chicken-and-look-at-strippers-at-the-same-time/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c8/jerry-seinfeld-880_chickens_i-can-t-eat-chicken-and-look-at-stripper_2158268.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c8/jerry-seinfeld-880_chickens_i-can-t-eat-chicken-and-look-at-stripper_2158268.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c8/jerry-seinfeld-880_chickens_i-can-t-eat-chicken-and-look-at-stripper_2158268.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I can't eat chicken and look at strippers at the same time.” — Jerry Seinfeld", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I love meeting Israeli people. 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That's why we love them so much. The entire time we know them, they're idiots. Think of your dog. Every time you come home, he thinks it's amazing. He has no idea how you accomplish this every day. You walk in the door; the joy of this experience overwhelms him. He looks at you, He's back. It's that guy, that same guy. He can't believe it. Everything is amazing to your dog. Another can of food? 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Get off here, now!\" But the man is focusing on the sign underneath that says, \"Next exit 27 miles,\" and he thinks, \"I can make it.\"", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jerry Seinfeld" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/why-is-commitment-such-a-big-problem-for-a-man-i-think-that-for-some/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c86/jerry-seinfeld-880_big-problem_why-is-commitment-such-a-big-problem-for_1257078.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c86/jerry-seinfeld-880_big-problem_why-is-commitment-such-a-big-problem-for_1257078.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c86/jerry-seinfeld-880_big-problem_why-is-commitment-such-a-big-problem-for_1257078.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Why is commitment such a big problem for a man? 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We are tired of hearing about every goddamn one of them.\"", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jerry Seinfeld" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/why-is-mcdonalds-still-counting-how-insecure-is-this-company-40/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0c9/jerry-seinfeld-880_billions_why-is-mcdonalds-still-counting-how-inse_2257218.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0c9/jerry-seinfeld-880_billions_why-is-mcdonalds-still-counting-how-inse_2257218.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0c9/jerry-seinfeld-880_billions_why-is-mcdonalds-still-counting-how-inse_2257218.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Why is McDonalds still counting? 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