--- title: "25 Looks Quotes By Janet Evanovich" description: "25 Looks quotes by Janet Evanovich. Plus more from Janet Evanovich and more Looks sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/50d/janet-evanovich-291_barbie_look-at-you-you-look-like-rangeman-barbi_722580.png" --- > [Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything. -Lula](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/look-at-you-you-look-like-rangeman-barbie-you-got-a-gun-and/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/50d/janet-evanovich-291_barbie_look-at-you-you-look-like-rangeman-barbi_722580.png) > [Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week." Carl Costanza - Hot Six](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/looks-like-you-re-on-a-roll-this-is-the-second-car-you-ve-toasted/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/36e/janet-evanovich-291_car_looks-like-you-re-on-a-roll-this-is-the_2375025.png) > [I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-need-to-look-like-an-idiot-at-least-twice-a-day-to-keep-myself/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dec/janet-evanovich-291_humble_i-need-to-look-like-an-idiot-at-least-tw_7008.png) > [I could use some help with an FTA. What's your problem? He's old, and I'll look like a loser if I shoot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-could-use-some-help-with-an-fta-what-s-your-problem-he-s-old-and-i/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b61/janet-evanovich-291_helping_i-could-use-some-help-with-an-fta-what-s_1977224.png) > [Sweetie, nothing that flies looks safe, including birds.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/sweetie-nothing-that-flies-looks-safe-including-birds/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c41/janet-evanovich-291_bird_sweetie-nothing-that-flies-looks-safe-in_2092537.png) > [“It means that he looks like my boyfriend, but I don’t say it out loud.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/it-means-that-he-looks-like-my-boyfriend-but-i-don-t-say-it-out-loud/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f15/janet-evanovich-291_boyfriend_it-means-that-he-looks-like-my-boyfriend_2205418.png) > [I checked my phone messages. Three in all. The first was from Joe. “Hey, Cupcake.” That was it. That was the whole…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-checked-my-phone-messages-three-in-all-the-first-was-from-joe-hey/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8fd/janet-evanovich-291_cupcakes_i-checked-my-phone-messages-three-in-all_1147634.png) > [Gotta protect the little dudes. I tried an AK-47, but it wouldn't fit under my seat. I like the Uzi better, anyway.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/gotta-protect-the-little-dudes-i-tried-an-ak-47-but-it-wouldn-t-fit/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a30/janet-evanovich-291_ak-47_gotta-protect-the-little-dudes-i-tried-a_2620182.png) > [From the look on your face, I'd say you know him." I nodded. "Sold him a cannoli when I was in high…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/from-the-look-on-your-face-i-d-say-you-know-him-i-nodded-sold-him-a/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5a/janet-evanovich-291_cannolis_from-the-look-on-your-face-i-d-say-you-k_1891934.jpg) > [You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/you-never-want-to-look-in-a-mirror-lula-said-men-love-mirrors-they/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f05/janet-evanovich-291_deeds_you-never-want-to-look-in-a-mirror-lula_2481097.jpg) > [I buy wine according to the bottle design. After I get down the first glass it all tastes okay to me so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-buy-wine-according-to-the-bottle-design-after-i-get-down-the-first/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/273/janet-evanovich-291_bottles_i-buy-wine-according-to-the-bottle-desig_466892.jpg) > [When I was painting, I was painting stories I was telling myself. When I look back at it, moving to writing was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/when-i-was-painting-i-was-painting-stories-i-was-telling-myself-when/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f88/janet-evanovich-291_looks_when-i-was-painting-i-was-painting-stori_1685356.png) > [He doesn’t look very smart,” Diesel said. “He’s not even giving me the finger.” “Can monkey’s do that?” Hal asked. Carl gave…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/he-doesn-t-look-very-smart-diesel-said-he-s-not-even-giving-me-the/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/133/janet-evanovich-291_fingers_he-doesn-t-look-very-smart-diesel-said-h_993587.png) > [I’m going back to bed,” Grandma said when Mooner and Dougie left. “This doesn’t look too interesting. I liked it better the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-m-going-back-to-bed-grandma-said-when-mooner-and-dougie-left-this/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1d3/janet-evanovich-291_bed_i-m-going-back-to-bed-grandma-said-when_2129834.png) > [Truth is, I think naked men are kind of strange looking what with their doodles and ding-dong hanging loose like they do.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/truth-is-i-think-naked-men-are-kind-of-strange-looking-what-with/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9da/janet-evanovich-291_car_truth-is-i-think-naked-men-are-kind-of-s_1570285.jpg) > [I thought you wanted to date other women?" "I didn't want to date other women. We decided in the heat of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-thought-you-wanted-to-date-other-women-i-didn-t-want-to-date-other/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/59d/janet-evanovich-291_annoyed_i-thought-you-wanted-to-date-other-women_1915506.jpg) > [I've never been in this part of Trenton before. I don't feel comfortable driving around buildings that haven't got gang slogans sprayed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-ve-never-been-in-this-part-of-trenton-before-i-don-t-feel/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/85c/janet-evanovich-291_brother_i-ve-never-been-in-this-part-of-trenton_1958498.png) > [I was waiting for my body receipt when Morelli walked in. He nodded to Ranger and grinned at me in my whiteness.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-was-waiting-for-my-body-receipt-when-morelli-walked-in-he-nodded-to/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/57f/janet-evanovich-291_add_i-was-waiting-for-my-body-receipt-when-m_2373830.png) > [Mrs. Zuppa was coming in from bingo just as I was leaving the building. "Looks like you're going to work," she said,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/mrs-zuppa-was-coming-in-from-bingo-just-as-i-was-leaving-the-building/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/027/janet-evanovich-291_bingo_mrs-zuppa-was-coming-in-from-bingo-just_626383.jpg) > [I took the stool next to him, raising an eyebrow at the coffee and cruller on the counter. "Thought you weren't into…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-took-the-stool-next-to-him-raising-an-eyebrow-at-the-coffee-and/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/721/janet-evanovich-291_bubbles_i-took-the-stool-next-to-him-raising-an_2441366.png) > [I failed math twice, never fully grasping probability theory. I mean, first off, who cares if you pick a black ball or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-failed-math-twice-never-fully-grasping-probability-theory-i-mean/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c65/janet-evanovich-291_bags_i-failed-math-twice-never-fully-grasping_762996.jpg) > [ He \[Ranger\] stopped in front of my parents' house, and we both looked to the door. My mother and my grandmother were… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/he-ranger-stopped-in-front-of-my-parents-house-and-we-both-looked-to/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/248/janet-evanovich-291_babe_he-ranger-stopped-in-front-of-my-parents_2142810.png) > [Ranger picked up and there was a moment of silence as if he was sensing me at the other end, taking my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/ranger-picked-up-and-there-was-a-moment-of-silence-as-if-he-was/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/042/janet-evanovich-291_apartment_ranger-picked-up-and-there-was-a-moment_2058440.png) > [Fine. Let Ranger get someone else. Trust me, you don't want to be out looking for a parking place on Sloane in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/fine-let-ranger-get-someone-else-trust-me-you-don-t-want-to-be-out/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a9/janet-evanovich-291_bigs_fine-let-ranger-get-someone-else-trust-m_1219250.png) > [Grandma Mazur stood two feet back from my mother. "I gotta get me a pair if those," she said, eyeballing my shorts.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/grandma-mazur-stood-two-feet-back-from-my-mother-i-gotta-get-me-a/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da2/janet-evanovich-291_bikers_grandma-mazur-stood-two-feet-back-from-m_2309214.png) ## Other authors on Looks ## More by Janet Evanovich > [“His pager beeped, and he looked at the readout. “I have to get back to Deal. Do you have any secret weapons in your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/his-pager-beeped-and-he-looked-at-the-readout-i-have-to-get-back-to/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) > [You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/you-gonna-take-the-case-it-s-not-a-case-it-s-a-missing-person-sort-of/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) > [Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/are-we-fighting-i-asked-morelli-no-were-discussing-are-you-sure-am-i/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) > [“changed expression. Wariness, maybe. I felt a body move so close it was skimming my own, and a warm hand protectively settled at the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/changed-expression-wariness-maybe-i-felt-a-body-move-so-close-it-was/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) > [I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-need-to-look-like-an-idiot-at-least-twice-a-day-to-keep-myself/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) > [Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/mooner-was-walking-around-laying-his-hands-on-the-cars-divining-karma/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) > [“Ranger was waiting. He was dressed in black slacks, a form-fitting black T-shirt, and a black blazer.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/ranger-was-waiting-he-was-dressed-in-black-slacks-a-form-fitting/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) > [I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-guessed-my-mother-figured-if-my-father-got-right-down-to-the-task/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) > [You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/you-can-get-through-very-serious-and-sometimes-horrible-and-sometimes/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) > [Way back before the 'Alex Barnaby' series was first published, we were talking with Dark Horse then about making it into a graphic novel…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/way-back-before-the-alex-barnaby-series-was-first-published-we-were/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) > [I made a choice that I was not going to be a pretentious writer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-made-a-choice-that-i-was-not-going-to-be-a-pretentious-writer/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) > [“He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/he-wears-jeans-untucked-shirts-and-a-glock-19-and-he-has-a-big-shaggy/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) > [I write to entertain. When people read one of my books I want them to finish with a smile on their faces, feeling a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-write-to-entertain-when-people-read-one-of-my-books-i-want-them-to/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) > [“I hate shopping for clothes," Kate said. "I liked when I was in the military and all I needed was camouflage gear." "Shopping can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-hate-shopping-for-clothes-kate-said-i-liked-when-i-was-in-the/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) > [“I’m told there’s a paint specialist in Denver who does wonderful work,” Judy said. “I’ve started a GoFundMe page for Mr. Murphy.” “That’s a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-m-told-there-s-a-paint-specialist-in-denver-who-does-wonderful-work/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/looks/janet-evanovich/#itemlist", "name": "25 Looks Quotes By Janet Evanovich", "numberOfItems": 25, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. 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One of those useful pieces of information to file away and resurrect when I turn eighty-three.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Janet Evanovich" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/mrs-zuppa-was-coming-in-from-bingo-just-as-i-was-leaving-the-building/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/027/janet-evanovich-291_bingo_mrs-zuppa-was-coming-in-from-bingo-just_626383.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/027/janet-evanovich-291_bingo_mrs-zuppa-was-coming-in-from-bingo-just_626383.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/027/janet-evanovich-291_bingo_mrs-zuppa-was-coming-in-from-bingo-just_626383.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Mrs. Zuppa was coming in from bingo just as I was leaving the building. \"Looks like you're going to work,\"…” — Janet Evanovich", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 20, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I took the stool next to him, raising an eyebrow at the coffee and cruller on the counter. \"Thought you weren't into internal pollution,\" I said. 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I mean, first off, who cares if you pick a black ball or a white ball out of the bag? And second, if you’re bent over about the color, don’t leave it to chance. Look in the damn bag and pick the color you want.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Janet Evanovich" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-failed-math-twice-never-fully-grasping-probability-theory-i-mean/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c65/janet-evanovich-291_bags_i-failed-math-twice-never-fully-grasping_762996.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c65/janet-evanovich-291_bags_i-failed-math-twice-never-fully-grasping_762996.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c65/janet-evanovich-291_bags_i-failed-math-twice-never-fully-grasping_762996.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I failed math twice, never fully grasping probability theory. 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[Stephanie] \"She wants to see you naked.\" \"I wish you hadn't told me that, babe.\" \"Everyone I know wants to see you naked.\" \"And you?\" \"Never crossed my mind.\" I held my breath when I said it, and I hoped God wouldn't stike me down dead for lying.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Janet Evanovich" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/he-ranger-stopped-in-front-of-my-parents-house-and-we-both-looked-to/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/248/janet-evanovich-291_babe_he-ranger-stopped-in-front-of-my-parents_2142810.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/248/janet-evanovich-291_babe_he-ranger-stopped-in-front-of-my-parents_2142810.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/248/janet-evanovich-291_babe_he-ranger-stopped-in-front-of-my-parents_2142810.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“He [Ranger] stopped in front of my parents' house, and we both looked to the door. My mother and my…” — Janet Evanovich", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 23, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Ranger picked up and there was a moment of silence as if he was sensing me at the other end, taking my body temperature and heart rate long distance. “Babe,” he finally said. “Do you know the slum apartment building Bobby Sunflower owns on Stark?” “Yes. It’s on the same block as his funeral home.” “That’s the one. I’m going in to look for someone. If you don’t hear from me in a half hour maybe you could send someone to check.” “Is this a smart thing to do?” “Probably not.” “As long as you know,” Ranger said. 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Let Ranger get someone else. Trust me, you don't want to be out looking for a parking place on Sloane in the middle of the night.\" I won't have to look for a parking place. Tank's picking me up. Your working with a guy name Tank? He's big. Jesus, Morelli said. I had to fall in love with a woman who works with a guy named Tank. You love me? Of course i love you. I just don't want to marry you.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Janet Evanovich" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/fine-let-ranger-get-someone-else-trust-me-you-don-t-want-to-be-out/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a9/janet-evanovich-291_bigs_fine-let-ranger-get-someone-else-trust-m_1219250.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a9/janet-evanovich-291_bigs_fine-let-ranger-get-someone-else-trust-m_1219250.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a9/janet-evanovich-291_bigs_fine-let-ranger-get-someone-else-trust-m_1219250.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Fine. Let Ranger get someone else. 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You think I'd look good in them biker things?\" Grandma Mazur had knees like doorknobs.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Janet Evanovich" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/grandma-mazur-stood-two-feet-back-from-my-mother-i-gotta-get-me-a/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da2/janet-evanovich-291_bikers_grandma-mazur-stood-two-feet-back-from-m_2309214.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da2/janet-evanovich-291_bikers_grandma-mazur-stood-two-feet-back-from-m_2309214.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da2/janet-evanovich-291_bikers_grandma-mazur-stood-two-feet-back-from-m_2309214.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Grandma Mazur stood two feet back from my mother. \"I gotta get me a pair if those,\" she said, eyeballing my…” — Janet Evanovich", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/looks/janet-evanovich/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/looks/janet-evanovich/", "name": "Looks Quotes by Janet Evanovich", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/looks/janet-evanovich/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/50d/janet-evanovich-291_barbie_look-at-you-you-look-like-rangeman-barbi_722580.png" }, "description": "25 Looks quotes by Janet Evanovich. 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