--- title: "10 Looks Quotes By Dennis Miller" description: "10 Looks quotes by Dennis Miller. Plus more from Dennis Miller and more Looks sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/616/dennis-miller-1315_cassette_if-some-unemployed-punk-in-new-jersey-ca_1475831.png" --- > [If some unemployed punk in New Jersey, can get a cassette to make love to Elle McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/if-some-unemployed-punk-in-new-jersey-can-get-a-cassette-to-make-love/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/616/dennis-miller-1315_cassette_if-some-unemployed-punk-in-new-jersey-ca_1475831.png) > [Check out the helmet hair on Randy Moss, babe! He looks like some freakish anti-Mr. T after a long evening sleeping through…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/check-out-the-helmet-hair-on-randy-moss-babe-he-looks-like-some/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/632/dennis-miller-1315_babe_check-out-the-helmet-hair-on-randy-moss_2551033.png) > [A lot of people voting for Pat Buchanan say they are doing so to send a message. Apparently that message is, 'Hey,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/a-lot-of-people-voting-for-pat-buchanan-say-they-are-doing-so-to-send/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eac/dennis-miller-1315_hey_a-lot-of-people-voting-for-pat-buchanan_1815437.png) > [I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/i-m-one-of-the-more-pessimistic-cats-on-the-planet-i-make-van-gogh/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/260/dennis-miller-1315_cat_i-m-one-of-the-more-pessimistic-cats-on_2667393.png) > [A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/a-recent-conversation-dubya-look-at-the-clock-time-is-racing-cheney/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e70/dennis-miller-1315_clock_a-recent-conversation-dubya-look-at-the_280579.png) > [When I went to college, I lived on campus, and the guys I hung out with made the characters in Revenge of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/when-i-went-to-college-i-lived-on-campus-and-the-guys-i-hung-out-with/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/047/dennis-miller-1315_boogers_when-i-went-to-college-i-lived-on-campus_2798942.png) > [Half the people I look who are health food addicts look sickly to me. Let's start taxing health food. Somebody force a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/half-the-people-i-look-who-are-health-food-addicts-look-sickly-to-me/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f3d/dennis-miller-1315_addict_half-the-people-i-look-who-are-health-fo_2899474.jpg) > [I don't know what I think of George W. Bush when he first got in, but I've grown fond of the man,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/i-don-t-know-what-i-think-of-george-w-bush-when-he-first-got-in-but-i/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/41a/dennis-miller-1315_care_i-don-t-know-what-i-think-of-george-w-bu_2170399.jpg) > [I like money. It's fun to fold and stack and smell and look at. It's just plain fun to count money, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/i-like-money-it-s-fun-to-fold-and-stack-and-smell-and-look-at-it-s/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a6e/dennis-miller-1315_captains_i-like-money-it-s-fun-to-fold-and-stack_2259911.png) > [Look, we're Americans: optimistic, addicted to the quick fix, constantly on the hunt for the new and exotic. It's much easier for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/look-we-re-americans-optimistic-addicted-to-the-quick-fix-constantly/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/263/dennis-miller-1315_accepting_look-we-re-americans-optimistic-addicted_2704882.png) ## Other authors on Looks ## More by Dennis Miller > [Laughter is one of the great beacons in life because we don't refract it by gunning it through our intellectual prism. What makes us…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/laughter-is-one-of-the-great-beacons-in-life-because-we-don-t-refract/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) > [It takes zero politically correct people to screw in a lightbulb because they are perpetually in the dark.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/it-takes-zero-politically-correct-people-to-screw-in-a-lightbulb/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) > [Drop the veneer periodically and be like "OK, I'm an imperfect human. Let's try to get through this."](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/drop-the-veneer-periodically-and-be-like-ok-i-m-an-imperfect-human/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) > [I'm left on a lot of things. If two gay guys want to get married, I could care less. If a nut case from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/i-m-left-on-a-lot-of-things-if-two-gay-guys-want-to-get-married-i/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) > [American's could be any more self absorbed if they were made of equal parts water and paper towel.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/american-s-could-be-any-more-self-absorbed-if-they-were-made-of-equal/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) > [Nowadays, with history not being taught anymore in American public schools, self-esteem is taking its place.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/nowadays-with-history-not-being-taught-anymore-in-american-public/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) > [I think abortion's wrong, but it's none of my business to tell somebody what's wrong, he said. So I'm pro-choice. I want to keep…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/i-think-abortion-s-wrong-but-it-s-none-of-my-business-to-tell/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) > [Americans stick their nose where it doesn't belong more than Cyrano de Bergerac giving head.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/americans-stick-their-nose-where-it-doesn-t-belong-more-than-cyrano/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) > [We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/we-need-anything-politically-important-rationed-out-like-pez-small/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) > [Dennis Kucinich's politics are more scrambled than Rod Steiger's dream journal.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/dennis-kucinich-s-politics-are-more-scrambled-than-rod-steiger-s/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) > [Somebody call Janet Reno - I think I just saw Donato dragging Doug Flutie into a locker room closet!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/somebody-call-janet-reno-i-think-i-just-saw-donato-dragging-doug/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) > [I have sympathy for any human being that's driven by their limbic part of their brain. We all know that exists in a person.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/i-have-sympathy-for-any-human-being-that-s-driven-by-their-limbic/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) > [I haven't seen someone so overmatched since Mike Tyson tried to recite the alphabet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/i-haven-t-seen-someone-so-overmatched-since-mike-tyson-tried-to/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) > [ There's a lot of differing data \[about global warming\], but as far as I can gather, over the last hundred years the temperature on… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/there-s-a-lot-of-differing-data-about-global-warming-but-as-far-as-i/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) > [The good thing about Pittsburgh, it's a good place to be raised... it doesn't tolerate assholes. You're either a good guy or you're a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/the-good-thing-about-pittsburgh-it-s-a-good-place-to-be-raised-it/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/looks/dennis-miller/#itemlist", "name": "10 Looks Quotes By Dennis Miller", "numberOfItems": 10, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If some unemployed punk in New Jersey, can get a cassette to make love to Elle McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going to make crack look like Sanka.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Dennis Miller" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/if-some-unemployed-punk-in-new-jersey-can-get-a-cassette-to-make-love/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/616/dennis-miller-1315_cassette_if-some-unemployed-punk-in-new-jersey-ca_1475831.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/616/dennis-miller-1315_cassette_if-some-unemployed-punk-in-new-jersey-ca_1475831.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/616/dennis-miller-1315_cassette_if-some-unemployed-punk-in-new-jersey-ca_1475831.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If some unemployed punk in New Jersey, can get a cassette to make love to Elle McPherson for $19.95, this…” — Dennis Miller", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Check out the helmet hair on Randy Moss, babe! 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