--- title: "1 Looking Wife Quotes By Jackie Mason" description: "1 Looking Wife quotes by Jackie Mason. Plus more from Jackie Mason and more Looking Wife sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ba/jackie-mason-7965_approval_a-jew-never-laughs-without-looking-at-hi_1495018.jpg" --- > [A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-mason/a-jew-never-laughs-without-looking-at-his-wife-for-approval/) [Jackie Mason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-mason/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ba/jackie-mason-7965_approval_a-jew-never-laughs-without-looking-at-hi_1495018.jpg) ## More by Jackie Mason > [Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-mason/did-you-ever-hear-of-a-kid-playing-accountant-even-if-they-wanted-to/) [Jackie Mason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-mason/) > [The key is that I'm always relevant. Some of these comedians have nothing to say. They don't have any ideas so it's "F" this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-mason/the-key-is-that-i-m-always-relevant-some-of-these-comedians-have/) [Jackie Mason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-mason/) > [Predictions are preposterous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-mason/predictions-are-preposterous/) [Jackie Mason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-mason/) > [I didn't think it was fair to pretend to give of myself when I was so selfishly consumed with my own drives.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-mason/i-didn-t-think-it-was-fair-to-pretend-to-give-of-myself-when-i-was-so/) [Jackie Mason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-mason/) > [Hillary Clinton's life has been filled with corruption but nobody cares.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-mason/hillary-clinton-s-life-has-been-filled-with-corruption-but-nobody/) [Jackie Mason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-mason/) > [Even the Republican Party doesn't have the legs to challenge Hillary Clinton.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-mason/even-the-republican-party-doesn-t-have-the-legs-to-challenge-hillary/) [Jackie Mason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-mason/) > [Did you know that the Jews invented sushi? That's right - two Jews bought a restaurant with no kitchen.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-mason/did-you-know-that-the-jews-invented-sushi-that-s-right-two-jews/) [Jackie Mason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-mason/) > [My father was a very successful businessman, but he was ruined in the stock market crash. A big stockbroker jumped out the window and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-mason/my-father-was-a-very-successful-businessman-but-he-was-ruined-in-the/) [Jackie Mason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-mason/) > [I've got another friend who is half-German and half-Polish. He hates Jews but can't remember why!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-mason/i-ve-got-another-friend-who-is-half-german-and-half-polish-he-hates/) [Jackie Mason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-mason/) > [The Clintons represent the highest level of corruption, but no one has the courage to mention it. Instead they talk about Rudy Giuliani. Over…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-mason/the-clintons-represent-the-highest-level-of-corruption-but-no-one-has/) [Jackie Mason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-mason/) > [I can't predict the future and I don't have respect for people who try to.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-mason/i-can-t-predict-the-future-and-i-don-t-have-respect-for-people-who/) [Jackie Mason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-mason/) > [Ladies and gentlemen, you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. . . .…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-mason/ladies-and-gentlemen-you-can-t-please-everyone-take-my-girlfriend-i/) [Jackie Mason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-mason/) > [Jews are the best dressers in the world. They buy the best clothes, the best homes, the best cars. The best of everything. The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-mason/jews-are-the-best-dressers-in-the-world-they-buy-the-best-clothes-the/) [Jackie Mason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-mason/) > [I'm crazy about the fact that the Jewish people should survive because they have so much to contribute and so many values to contribute…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-mason/i-m-crazy-about-the-fact-that-the-jewish-people-should-survive/) [Jackie Mason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-mason/) > [When most people return from Europe, they tell tales of all the sites they saw, the shopping, the entertainment, etc. Jews, on the other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-mason/when-most-people-return-from-europe-they-tell-tales-of-all-the-sites/) [Jackie Mason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackie-mason/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/looking-wife/jackie-mason/#itemlist", "name": "1 Looking Wife Quotes By Jackie Mason", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jackie Mason" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackie-mason/a-jew-never-laughs-without-looking-at-his-wife-for-approval/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ba/jackie-mason-7965_approval_a-jew-never-laughs-without-looking-at-hi_1495018.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ba/jackie-mason-7965_approval_a-jew-never-laughs-without-looking-at-hi_1495018.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ba/jackie-mason-7965_approval_a-jew-never-laughs-without-looking-at-hi_1495018.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval.” — Jackie Mason", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/looking-wife/jackie-mason/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/looking-wife/jackie-mason/", "name": "Looking Wife Quotes by Jackie Mason", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/looking-wife/jackie-mason/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ba/jackie-mason-7965_approval_a-jew-never-laughs-without-looking-at-hi_1495018.jpg" }, "description": "1 Looking Wife quotes by Jackie Mason. 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