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> [“I looked at the jury, raised an eyebrow. I work on that in the mirror at home, the one raised eyebrow. It should be a course of its own in law school. You sort of have to relax one half…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-lashner/i-looked-at-the-jury-raised-an-eyebrow-i-work-on-that-in-the-mirror/)

[William Lashner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-lashner/)

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## More by William Lashner

> [“We put the fun in dysfunction.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-lashner/we-put-the-fun-in-dysfunction/)

[William Lashner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-lashner/)

> [“We were, all of us, prisoners of our character, unable to alter our true inner natures. When we said we had changed, what had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-lashner/we-were-all-of-us-prisoners-of-our-character-unable-to-alter-our-true/)

[William Lashner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-lashner/)

> [I try to write stories that are thrilling and full of mystery and funny all at the same time, stories that raise moral questions…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-lashner/i-try-to-write-stories-that-are-thrilling-and-full-of-mystery-and/)

[William Lashner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-lashner/)

> [If he ever had a bright idea it would be beginner's luck.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-lashner/if-he-ever-had-a-bright-idea-it-would-be-beginner-s-luck/)

[William Lashner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-lashner/)

> [“Unlike the rest of you, I cheerfully admit to my own utter selfishness. I am self-made, self-absorbed, self-serving, self-referential, even self-deprecating, in a charming…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-lashner/unlike-the-rest-of-you-i-cheerfully-admit-to-my-own-utter-selfishness/)

[William Lashner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-lashner/)

> [“It’s all part of the bartender’s creed: make them fresh, make them cold, but most of all, if they’re a little overeager, make them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-lashner/it-s-all-part-of-the-bartender-s-creed-make-them-fresh-make-them-cold/)

[William Lashner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-lashner/)

> [“That was part of the job, to pretend to listen, to feign concern. There are three professions who play at that game; barkeeps are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-lashner/that-was-part-of-the-job-to-pretend-to-listen-to-feign-concern-there/)

[William Lashner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-lashner/)

> [“I received some really bad news. I’m not okay.” A bolt of terror slashed through me. She had some sort of disease, I could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-lashner/i-received-some-really-bad-news-i-m-not-okay-a-bolt-of-terror-slashed/)

[William Lashner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-lashner/)

> [“There I sat, in the wreckage of my apartment, in the wreckage of my life – no love, no prospects, a gnawing sense of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-lashner/there-i-sat-in-the-wreckage-of-my-apartment-in-the-wreckage-of-my/)

[William Lashner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-lashner/)

> [“Class divisions as clear as those between Harrington and myself always bring out my best, or at least my most petty.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-lashner/class-divisions-as-clear-as-those-between-harrington-and-myself/)

[William Lashner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-lashner/)

> [“The campus was Disney-fascist, a relentlessly upbeat place to wither and die.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-lashner/the-campus-was-disney-fascist-a-relentlessly-upbeat-place-to-wither/)

[William Lashner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-lashner/)

> [“It was still quiet at the bar, early afternoon, before the happy-hour crowd arrived with their after-work bonhomie, and even as the barkeep kept…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-lashner/it-was-still-quiet-at-the-bar-early-afternoon-before-the-happy-hour/)

[William Lashner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-lashner/)

> [“I expect to lose. I always do. And life seems eager to exceed my expectations.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-lashner/i-expect-to-lose-i-always-do-and-life-seems-eager-to-exceed-my/)

[William Lashner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-lashner/)

> [“Everyone has something to teach you, Duddleman, if you can bear to stay quiet enough to listen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-lashner/everyone-has-something-to-teach-you-duddleman-if-you-can-bear-to-stay/)

[William Lashner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-lashner/)

> [“Life is unbearably perverse; that which we most seek to avoid always becomes unavoidable.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-lashner/life-is-unbearably-perverse-that-which-we-most-seek-to-avoid-always/)

[William Lashner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-lashner/)

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