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> [“Asininity was puddling all around me in quantities too vast to soak up. - It Looked Different on the Model”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-notaro/asininity-was-puddling-all-around-me-in-quantities-too-vast-to-soak/)

[Laurie Notaro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-notaro/)

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## More by Laurie Notaro

> [“It was the gift that every girl dreams of, to be dead long enough for your parents to realize how meaningless their lives were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-notaro/it-was-the-gift-that-every-girl-dreams-of-to-be-dead-long-enough-for/)

[Laurie Notaro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-notaro/)

> [“Sure, I'd like to lose some weight, but a tapeworm is the last way I'd like to do it, except becoming a prisoner of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-notaro/sure-i-d-like-to-lose-some-weight-but-a-tapeworm-is-the-last-way-i-d/)

[Laurie Notaro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-notaro/)

> [“As a result of that experience, I do think all Anthropologies should provide a courtesy volcano just outside their dressing rooms so every woman…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-notaro/as-a-result-of-that-experience-i-do-think-all-anthropologies-should/)

[Laurie Notaro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-notaro/)

> [“The lesson here is that a giant cupcake tattoo is typically an indication of two things: (1) Sister go her hands on some crystal…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-notaro/the-lesson-here-is-that-a-giant-cupcake-tattoo-is-typically-an/)

[Laurie Notaro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-notaro/)

> [My family were staunch believers in physical violence, not automatic violence, and we had a Safeway around the corner, so we never really needed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-notaro/my-family-were-staunch-believers-in-physical-violence-not-automatic/)

[Laurie Notaro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-notaro/)

> [“Goddamnit I've never been the "pretty friend..." She's the one who wears the perfect eyeliner, it never gathers like a crowd in her tear…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-notaro/goddamnit-i-ve-never-been-the-pretty-friend-she-s-the-one-who-wears/)

[Laurie Notaro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-notaro/)

> [I majored in journalism at Arizona State University, where I began writing the columns I write now, but I cannot, in good conscience, refer…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-notaro/i-majored-in-journalism-at-arizona-state-university-where-i-began/)

[Laurie Notaro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-notaro/)

> [I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-notaro/i-want-a-man-as-nice-as-my-retarded-dog-but-one-that-doesn-t-crap-on/)

[Laurie Notaro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-notaro/)

> [“There is a (slight) chance that I might be going to hell.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-notaro/there-is-a-slight-chance-that-i-might-be-going-to-hell/)

[Laurie Notaro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-notaro/)

> [“I just might kill someone in my next job, and I'll be honest here, I couldn't do the time. Really. No way. I couldn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-notaro/i-just-might-kill-someone-in-my-next-job-and-i-ll-be-honest-here-i/)

[Laurie Notaro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-notaro/)

> [“Dr. Bone Specialist came in, made me stand up and hobble across the room, checked my reflexes, and then made me lie down on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-notaro/dr-bone-specialist-came-in-made-me-stand-up-and-hobble-across-the/)

[Laurie Notaro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-notaro/)

> [“Asininity was puddling all around me in quantities too vast to soak up. - It Looked Different on the Model”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-notaro/asininity-was-puddling-all-around-me-in-quantities-too-vast-to-soak/)

[Laurie Notaro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-notaro/)

> [“Weddings, I began to understand, were vile, filthy things when they ran amuck.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-notaro/weddings-i-began-to-understand-were-vile-filthy-things-when-they-ran/)

[Laurie Notaro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-notaro/)

> [“Hadn't one of my all-time favorite reveries been to become a cranky hermit, live unperturbed in my house, and have things brought to me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-notaro/hadn-t-one-of-my-all-time-favorite-reveries-been-to-become-a-cranky/)

[Laurie Notaro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-notaro/)

> [I have more faith in my bra than I have in my accountant.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-notaro/i-have-more-faith-in-my-bra-than-i-have-in-my-accountant/)

[Laurie Notaro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-notaro/)

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