--- title: "1 Longer Human Quotes By Robert Bevan" description: "1 Longer Human quotes by Robert Bevan. Plus more from Robert Bevan and more Longer Human sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/722/robert-bevan-30127_fart_what-s-so-special-about-being-a-human-i_126104.jpg" --- > [“What’s so special about being a human? I’ve had farts that have lingered longer than a human lifespan.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-bevan/what-s-so-special-about-being-a-human-i-ve-had-farts-that-have/) [Robert Bevan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-bevan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/722/robert-bevan-30127_fart_what-s-so-special-about-being-a-human-i_126104.jpg) ## More by Robert Bevan > [“What’s so special about being a human? I’ve had farts that have lingered longer than a human lifespan.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-bevan/what-s-so-special-about-being-a-human-i-ve-had-farts-that-have/) [Robert Bevan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-bevan/) > [“Circle of life, my disgusting friend. Get busy living or get the shit smashed out of you with a porno mag.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-bevan/circle-of-life-my-disgusting-friend-get-busy-living-or-get-the-shit/) [Robert Bevan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-bevan/) > [“Oh my heavens!" said Julian's disembodied voice. "I seem to have pulled my big meaty hamstring! However will I deliver this basket of raw…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-bevan/oh-my-heavens-said-julian-s-disembodied-voice-i-seem-to-have-pulled/) [Robert Bevan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-bevan/) > [“I’m an eight hundred pound minotaur. Whether I trust you or not is inconsequential as long as we both know I could kill you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-bevan/i-m-an-eight-hundred-pound-minotaur-whether-i-trust-you-or-not-is/) [Robert Bevan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-bevan/) > [“Annie grinned at her two silent companions, then at Julian. “One of you must give me your seed.” All residual chuckles from his friends…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-bevan/annie-grinned-at-her-two-silent-companions-then-at-julian-one-of-you/) [Robert Bevan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-bevan/) > [“Hey, man, this is for the greater good,” said Floyd. “You want America’s children to grow up in a world full of giant masturbating…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-bevan/hey-man-this-is-for-the-greater-good-said-floyd-you-want-america-s/) [Robert Bevan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-bevan/) > [“How hard is that?” asked Dave. “He’s just a bird.” Cooper snorted. “About as hard as I got looking at your mom’s Pornhub videos.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-bevan/how-hard-is-that-asked-dave-he-s-just-a-bird-cooper-snorted-about-as/) [Robert Bevan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-bevan/) > [“Your mom has run into a lot of men here,” said Cooper. “The big black ones were always her favorite.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-bevan/your-mom-has-run-into-a-lot-of-men-here-said-cooper-the-big-black/) [Robert Bevan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-bevan/) > [“He grinned broadly to himself. He’d show Bucky who was productive. Hell, he might even put on pants today.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-bevan/he-grinned-broadly-to-himself-he-d-show-bucky-who-was-productive-hell/) [Robert Bevan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-bevan/) > [“The humans raped and/or ate the emissaries.” “Oh.” Julian frowned. “A minor detour, but we’re back on the road I thought we were on.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-bevan/the-humans-raped-and-or-ate-the-emissaries-oh-julian-frowned-a-minor/) [Robert Bevan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-bevan/) > [“NES?” asked Julian, proud of himself for at least remembering what RPG meant. Tim sighed. “Nintendo Entertainment System. Jesus, didn’t you have a childhood?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-bevan/nes-asked-julian-proud-of-himself-for-at-least-remembering-what-rpg/) [Robert Bevan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-bevan/) > [“That’s quality programming. It’s on the Arts and Entertainment Network.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-bevan/that-s-quality-programming-it-s-on-the-arts-and-entertainment-network/) [Robert Bevan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-bevan/) > [“We’ve already got our night planned. We’re going to eat Chinese food, get high as fuck, and watch Twin Peaks.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-bevan/we-ve-already-got-our-night-planned-we-re-going-to-eat-chinese-food/) [Robert Bevan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-bevan/) > [“You may very well be the Everest of stupid assholes, but your friends are the rest of the Himalayas.” Cooper”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-bevan/you-may-very-well-be-the-everest-of-stupid-assholes-but-your-friends/) [Robert Bevan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-bevan/) > [“His ears were assaulted by a roar like a lion getting raped by an elephant.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-bevan/his-ears-were-assaulted-by-a-roar-like-a-lion-getting-raped-by-an/) [Robert Bevan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-bevan/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/longer-human/robert-bevan/#itemlist", "name": "1 Longer Human Quotes By Robert Bevan", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“What’s so special about being a human? 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