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> [“Since the disintegration of her parents' marriage, she'd only loved two things. The first was her long blonde hair. The second was how easily she could cut it off... And feel nothing.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-neustadter/since-the-disintegration-of-her-parents-marriage-she-d-only-loved-two/)

[Scott Neustadter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-neustadter/)

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## More by Scott Neustadter

> [“Since the disintegration of her parents' marriage, she'd only loved two things. The first was her long blonde hair. The second was how easily…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-neustadter/since-the-disintegration-of-her-parents-marriage-she-d-only-loved-two/)

[Scott Neustadter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-neustadter/)

> [You can't ascribe great cosmic significance to a simple earthly event. Coincidence, that's all anything ever is, nothing more than coincidence...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-neustadter/you-can-t-ascribe-great-cosmic-significance-to-a-simple-earthly-event/)

[Scott Neustadter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-neustadter/)

> [“It's not stupid if you enjoy it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-neustadter/it-s-not-stupid-if-you-enjoy-it/)

[Scott Neustadter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-neustadter/)

> [You can't ascribe great cosmic significance to a simple earthly event. Coincidence. That's all anything ever is. Nothing more than coYou can't ascribe great…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-neustadter/you-can-t-ascribe-great-cosmic-significance-to-a-simple-earthly-event-2/)

[Scott Neustadter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-neustadter/)

> [Most days of the year are unremarkable. They begin and they end with no lasting memory made in between. Most days have no impact…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-neustadter/most-days-of-the-year-are-unremarkable-they-begin-and-they-end-with/)

[Scott Neustadter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-neustadter/)

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