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title: "5 Lol Quotes By Victoria Scott"
description: "5 Lol quotes by Victoria Scott. Plus more from Victoria Scott and more Lol sayings from other authors."
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> [“Staring at her, his reasons are lost to me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-scott/staring-at-her-his-reasons-are-lost-to-me/)

[Victoria Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-scott/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d68/victoria-scott-5351_lol_staring-at-her-his-reasons-are-lost-to-m_701975.png)

> [“She may be an uggo, but that dress would turn anyone into a rock star.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-scott/she-may-be-an-uggo-but-that-dress-would-turn-anyone-into-a-rock-star/)

[Victoria Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-scott/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d47/victoria-scott-5351_dress_she-may-be-an-uggo-but-that-dress-would_1375703.png)

> [“I nod and smile and smile and nod, and when she turns away, I form a gun with my hand, place it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-scott/i-nod-and-smile-and-smile-and-nod-and-when-she-turns-away-i-form-a/)

[Victoria Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-scott/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/16a/victoria-scott-5351_humorous_i-nod-and-smile-and-smile-and-nod-and-wh_1567054.png)

> [“I'm surprised he doesn't reach for a wet nap to rid his hands of my general poorness.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-scott/i-m-surprised-he-doesn-t-reach-for-a-wet-nap-to-rid-his-hands-of-my/)

[Victoria Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-scott/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/873/victoria-scott-5351_dante_i-m-surprised-he-doesn-t-reach-for-a-wet_1992190.png)

> [“No. No way. That name is reserved for females with grace and elegance, not this girl. This girl is...beastly.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-scott/no-no-way-that-name-is-reserved-for-females-with-grace-and-elegance/)

[Victoria Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-scott/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/407/victoria-scott-5351_beastly_no-no-way-that-name-is-reserved-for-fema_2046639.png)

## Other authors on Lol

## More by Victoria Scott

> [“As Charlie is leaving the house, she somehow trips on the threshold and nearly face-plants onto the ground. I roll my eyes. How is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-scott/as-charlie-is-leaving-the-house-she-somehow-trips-on-the-threshold/)

[Victoria Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-scott/)

> [“In this trunk," she says with a serious face, "is God's gift to women." "Chocolate?" "No." "Midol?" "What? No." "Tampons?" "Stop guessing," she says.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-scott/in-this-trunk-she-says-with-a-serious-face-is-god-s-gift-to-women/)

[Victoria Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-scott/)

> [“You don’t know who you’re fucking with, princess. Ain’t no one do bad like I do.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-scott/you-don-t-know-who-you-re-fucking-with-princess-ain-t-no-one-do-bad/)

[Victoria Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-scott/)

> [“His pinched expression looks like he just smelled his own asshole.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-scott/his-pinched-expression-looks-like-he-just-smelled-his-own-asshole/)

[Victoria Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-scott/)

> [“The front door is painted a rich, bright red. The corners of my mouth curl into a smile. Have I mentioned my love affair…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-scott/the-front-door-is-painted-a-rich-bright-red-the-corners-of-my-mouth/)

[Victoria Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-scott/)

> [“My lips move against hers, and the kiss says everything I'd hoped to hear. It tells me she loves me, and that she's in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-scott/my-lips-move-against-hers-and-the-kiss-says-everything-i-d-hoped-to/)

[Victoria Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-scott/)

> [“There's the guy who trained me, you sexy son-of-a-bitch. I knew you could do this. I told the assistant, I said, 'Do you even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-scott/there-s-the-guy-who-trained-me-you-sexy-son-of-a-bitch-i-knew-you/)

[Victoria Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-scott/)

> [“I glance in the mirror. Surprise, surprise—I look finger-lickin’ delicious.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-scott/i-glance-in-the-mirror-surprise-surprise-i-look-finger-lickin/)

[Victoria Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-scott/)

> [“It's not strange seeing her now, even knowing the things I know. I thought maybe it would be, but it's not. To me, she's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-scott/it-s-not-strange-seeing-her-now-even-knowing-the-things-i-know-i/)

[Victoria Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-scott/)

> [“I point a finger at her. “Thanks, babe.” “I am not your babe.” “Whatev.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-scott/i-point-a-finger-at-her-thanks-babe-i-am-not-your-babe-whatev/)

[Victoria Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-scott/)

> [“You nasty, you nasty. You mama said you nasty!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-scott/you-nasty-you-nasty-you-mama-said-you-nasty/)

[Victoria Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-scott/)

> [“At the end of the walkway is a cat. It struts with arrogance. You'd think it just won the Nobel Prize. But it didn't.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-scott/at-the-end-of-the-walkway-is-a-cat-it-struts-with-arrogance-you-d/)

[Victoria Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-scott/)

> [“Ready or not! Before I can stop him, Max races toward the bed and dives on top of us. Oh! Oh it feels even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-scott/ready-or-not-before-i-can-stop-him-max-races-toward-the-bed-and-dives/)

[Victoria Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-scott/)

> [“Annabelle smiles with one side of her mouth. "I don't look like a tomato?" "You look like a beauty." I take her arm and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-scott/annabelle-smiles-with-one-side-of-her-mouth-i-don-t-look-like-a/)

[Victoria Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-scott/)

> [“Max dances around in a circle with one leg pulled up, and people move away as if he's mentally unstable. He and I are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-scott/max-dances-around-in-a-circle-with-one-leg-pulled-up-and-people-move/)

[Victoria Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-scott/)

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