--- title: "8 Lol Quotes By Sara Wolf" description: "8 Lol quotes by Sara Wolf. Plus more from Sara Wolf and more Lol sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a9/sara-wolf-8198_book-club_is-it-because-that-picture-of-me-was-tak_34955.jpg" --- > [“Is it? Because that picture of me was taken by my old school's yearbook club, and they put it in the section…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/is-it-because-that-picture-of-me-was-taken-by-my-old-school-s/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a9/sara-wolf-8198_book-club_is-it-because-that-picture-of-me-was-tak_34955.jpg) > [“I would love to slap you right now, but I’m currently wielding a nine pound ball and I’m afraid that would be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/i-would-love-to-slap-you-right-now-but-i-m-currently-wielding-a-nine/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bec/sara-wolf-8198_humor_i-would-love-to-slap-you-right-now-but-i_455600.jpg) > [“Yes, my style sucks. But at least I didn't bowl half a game with a nacho stuck to my ass.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/yes-my-style-sucks-but-at-least-i-didn-t-bowl-half-a-game-with-a/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bb5/sara-wolf-8198_humor_yes-my-style-sucks-but-at-least-i-didn-t_1537439.jpg) > [“How did you find me? If you hacked into the Club’s computer to look up my appointments - " “Whoa, I think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/how-did-you-find-me-if-you-hacked-into-the-club-s-computer-to-look-up/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/563/sara-wolf-8198_computers_how-did-you-find-me-if-you-hacked-into-t_2702737.jpg) > [“Come! Come sit by me. It’s a nice bench. Nice and lovely on the butt.” “You’re drunk.” “Yeah, and you’re ugly, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/come-come-sit-by-me-it-s-a-nice-bench-nice-and-lovely-on-the-butt-you/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/059/sara-wolf-8198_humor_come-come-sit-by-me-it-s-a-nice-bench-ni_2731396.jpg) > [“I will pull your pancreas out through your nose and feed it back to you in a drip inserted into your anus…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/i-will-pull-your-pancreas-out-through-your-nose-and-feed-it-back-to/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b14/sara-wolf-8198_humor_i-will-pull-your-pancreas-out-through-yo_2862349.jpg) > [“I leave her to chemically combust and find Wren in the student council office, filling out extremely interesting paperwork. He’s buried behind…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/i-leave-her-to-chemically-combust-and-find-wren-in-the-student/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6a5/sara-wolf-8198_blonde-hair_i-leave-her-to-chemically-combust-and-fi_2866516.jpg) > [“I cannot, for the life of me, remember what we were just conversing about! Alas. I will forever remember this time we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/i-cannot-for-the-life-of-me-remember-what-we-were-just-conversing/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/09f/sara-wolf-8198_humor_i-cannot-for-the-life-of-me-remember-wha_2963009.jpg) ## Other authors on Lol ## More by Sara Wolf > [“What about your funeral, eh?” She asks. “You mean the one that is never going to happen ever because I am going to gather…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/what-about-your-funeral-eh-she-asks-you-mean-the-one-that-is-never/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) > [“Is it? Because that picture of me was taken by my old school's yearbook club, and they put it in the section titled 'STUDENT…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/is-it-because-that-picture-of-me-was-taken-by-my-old-school-s/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) > [“People like you - you don't find very often. He'll be back." "And when he comes back, I will behead him." I announce. "You'll…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/people-like-you-you-don-t-find-very-often-he-ll-be-back-and-when-he/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) > [“you, Mr. Bernard,”. “Last time I checked they don’t pay you to ogle teenage girls. They pay you to teach. So start teaching.” Mr.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/you-mr-bernard-last-time-i-checked-they-don-t-pay-you-to-ogle-teenage/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) > [“Yvette informs me janitors cannot fly. Vampires, however, can. "Vampires are gross," I determine. "Have you even read Twilight?" "I've read so many things…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/yvette-informs-me-janitors-cannot-fly-vampires-however-can-vampires/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) > [“Hogwarts didn't even send me a letter and I haven't actually forgiven them for that. Wait until I go to London and find Platform…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/hogwarts-didn-t-even-send-me-a-letter-and-i-haven-t-actually-forgiven/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) > [“Ello, love. Fancy a cuppa?" "You're not British, Isis," Naomi says. "I can be things," I insist.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/ello-love-fancy-a-cuppa-you-re-not-british-isis-naomi-says-i-can-be/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) > [“It’s okay, buddy!” I shade my eyes and look up at the sky. “Luckily for you, I am both stunningly good-looking and benevolent. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/it-s-okay-buddy-i-shade-my-eyes-and-look-up-at-the-sky-luckily-for/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) > [“How many shots did you take?” “Fourteen. I let go of the wheel halfway home and Jesus drove me the rest of the way.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/how-many-shots-did-you-take-fourteen-i-let-go-of-the-wheel-halfway/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) > [“I wake up i Satan's butthole.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/i-wake-up-i-satan-s-butthole/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) > [“Dying before you pay someone back is just plain rude.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/dying-before-you-pay-someone-back-is-just-plain-rude/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) > [“Sometimes people need to be messed up. It reminds them life is short.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/sometimes-people-need-to-be-messed-up-it-reminds-them-life-is-short/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) > [“I would love to slap you right now, but I’m currently wielding a nine pound ball and I’m afraid that would be called murder.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/i-would-love-to-slap-you-right-now-but-i-m-currently-wielding-a-nine/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) > [“Snow White! I remember her story. She was the one with the seven stunted humans looking after her. She cooked and cleaned and one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/snow-white-i-remember-her-story-she-was-the-one-with-the-seven/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) > [“It comes true because we're wise, dear.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-wolf/it-comes-true-because-we-re-wise-dear/) [Sara Wolf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-wolf/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/lol/sara-wolf/#itemlist", "name": "8 Lol Quotes By Sara Wolf", "numberOfItems": 8, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Is it? Because that picture of me was taken by my old school's yearbook club, and they put it in the section titled 'STUDENT FAILSAUCES! XD. What's an XD? A sideways laughing face of horrendous proportions. 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