--- title: "4 Lol Quotes By Rory Miles" description: "4 Lol quotes by Rory Miles. Plus more from Rory Miles and more Lol sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/792/rory-miles-47260_harem_weird-when-she-leans-back-into-her-chair_1038577.jpg" --- > [“Weird." When she leans back into her chair, almost relived that I'm not offended by her viper wanting a little lesbian action,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rory-miles/weird-when-she-leans-back-into-her-chair-almost-relived-that-i-m-not/) [Rory Miles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rory-miles/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/792/rory-miles-47260_harem_weird-when-she-leans-back-into-her-chair_1038577.jpg) > [“Dane?” He lifts his bear head, sad brown eyes hitting me right in the soul. So much sorrow. “Are you okay, big…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rory-miles/dane-he-lifts-his-bear-head-sad-brown-eyes-hitting-me-right-in-the/) [Rory Miles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rory-miles/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/782/rory-miles-47260_bear_dane-he-lifts-his-bear-head-sad-brown-ey_2263006.jpg) > [“A problem?” Dane asks in a hopeful voice. We all side-eye him. “What? Oh.” He clears his throat and lowers his voice…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rory-miles/a-problem-dane-asks-in-a-hopeful-voice-we-all-side-eye-him-what-oh-he/) [Rory Miles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rory-miles/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c2/rory-miles-47260_adorable_a-problem-dane-asks-in-a-hopeful-voice-w_2833043.jpg) > [“You’re telling me a purple pecker is always a purple pecker? It doesn’t have other names?” Dane asks. “Purple thunder,” Valen suggests.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rory-miles/you-re-telling-me-a-purple-pecker-is-always-a-purple-pecker-it-doesn/) [Rory Miles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rory-miles/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/00b/rory-miles-47260_bruh_you-re-telling-me-a-purple-pecker-is-alw_3056296.jpg) ## Other authors on Lol ## More by Rory Miles > [“What the hell are you three doing?" I clutch my chest and try to calm my heart. I had asked for privacy. "We felt…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rory-miles/what-the-hell-are-you-three-doing-i-clutch-my-chest-and-try-to-calm/) [Rory Miles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rory-miles/) > [“The woman is a force of nature.” Crash relaxes a bit but doesn’t move from where he’s positioned himself as a wall before me.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rory-miles/the-woman-is-a-force-of-nature-crash-relaxes-a-bit-but-doesn-t-move/) [Rory Miles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rory-miles/) > [“Weird." When she leans back into her chair, almost relived that I'm not offended by her viper wanting a little lesbian action, I try…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rory-miles/weird-when-she-leans-back-into-her-chair-almost-relived-that-i-m-not/) [Rory Miles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rory-miles/) > [“Well, what's she hooked on?" "I'm not hooked on drugs, Erma." "Dick," Anakin says, surprising both of us. Erma cackles like that's the funniest…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rory-miles/well-what-s-she-hooked-on-i-m-not-hooked-on-drugs-erma-dick-anakin/) [Rory Miles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rory-miles/) > [“On three," I say. "One, two, three, go or one, two, three?" Anakin asks. Micah huffs. "On go." I begin counting, "One, two, three—"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rory-miles/on-three-i-say-one-two-three-go-or-one-two-three-anakin-asks-micah/) [Rory Miles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rory-miles/) > [“Dane?” He lifts his bear head, sad brown eyes hitting me right in the soul. So much sorrow. “Are you okay, big guy? Do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rory-miles/dane-he-lifts-his-bear-head-sad-brown-eyes-hitting-me-right-in-the/) [Rory Miles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rory-miles/) > [“A problem?” Dane asks in a hopeful voice. We all side-eye him. “What? Oh.” He clears his throat and lowers his voice to say…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rory-miles/a-problem-dane-asks-in-a-hopeful-voice-we-all-side-eye-him-what-oh-he/) [Rory Miles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rory-miles/) > [“You’re telling me a purple pecker is always a purple pecker? It doesn’t have other names?” Dane asks. “Purple thunder,” Valen suggests. “Purple pricks.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rory-miles/you-re-telling-me-a-purple-pecker-is-always-a-purple-pecker-it-doesn/) [Rory Miles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rory-miles/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/lol/rory-miles/#itemlist", "name": "4 Lol Quotes By Rory Miles", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Weird.\" When she leans back into her chair, almost relived that I'm not offended by her viper wanting a little lesbian action, I try not to laugh. \"Sorry, little viper, I've got enough people in my harem at the moment, but whenever a spot opens, I'll let Mara know.\" She narrows her eyes at me and says, \"No thanks.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rory Miles" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rory-miles/weird-when-she-leans-back-into-her-chair-almost-relived-that-i-m-not/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/792/rory-miles-47260_harem_weird-when-she-leans-back-into-her-chair_1038577.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/792/rory-miles-47260_harem_weird-when-she-leans-back-into-her-chair_1038577.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/792/rory-miles-47260_harem_weird-when-she-leans-back-into-her-chair_1038577.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Weird.\" When she leans back into her chair, almost relived that I'm not offended by her viper wanting a…” — Rory Miles", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Dane?” He lifts his bear head, sad brown eyes hitting me right in the soul. 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